
Strengths and Weaknesses

Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson fits best because this user is chaotic, teasing, and thrives on drama in a mostly playful way. They openly enjoy being provocative and getting a reaction, saying things like “ai falem mais mal de mim porfavo fico muito feliz com isso ok me sinto famoso recebendo hate”, which mirrors Bart’s love of attention and trouble. They mix dark or shocking humor with exaggeration, as in “fiquei tao feliz escutando essa música serio, a felicidade foi tanta que eu até espanquei minha vó”, very much in line with Bart’s over-the-top jokes. At the same time, they’re fiercely devoted to their hyperfixations and friends, obsessing over Ness with posts like “mds eu amo tanto o ness que eu genuinamente choro só de pensar nele”, showing the loyal, soft side Bart has under the mischief. Their mix of constant horny jokes, mock aggression, and ride-or-die affection feels much closer to Bart’s rebellious teenager energy than to any of the more serious or responsible Simpsons characters.

Your MBTI personality Type
They explicitly self-report as INTP in their own description: “ano: 2011 mês: maio estado: SP signo: gêmeos altura: 1,55 mbti: INTP temos algo em comum?”, which already strongly supports that typing. The I (Introvert) shows up in how their main hobbies are solitary/creative and online-based — “hobbies: escrever, desenhar” — and they often process feelings in tweets rather than describing large offline social circles, even when they’re running social games like their BBB threads. The N (iNtuition) appears in their imaginative, hyperbolic, and sometimes surreal phrasing, such as fantasizing and exaggerating scenarios about Ness and fandom drama rather than focusing on concrete, real-life details, e.g. “vou começar o ensino médio com material todo do ness serio… nem que eu tenha que dar a minha bunda pelp ness”. Their T (Thinking) preference is visible in the way they analyze and criticize community behavior with a blunt, evaluative tone — for example, calling out voting dynamics and social cliques in threads like “esse povo que ta defendendo o pessoal dessa panela ai; Vses acham realmente que eles votaram em vses nessa 'troca de voto'?” rather than focusing on harmony. Finally, they lean P (Perceiving) in how they improvise projects like their BBB, forget or delay results, and change plans impulsively, as seen in “oxi esqueci do bbb” and “talvez eu nao continue com o bbb porque nao to em melhores condições no momento💔”, indicating a more flexible, spontaneous approach than a rigid, structured one.

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Charles/Fang, 14 · INTP · writer & doodler powered by pink and BL. Once spent 1000 Robux on a Ness username. Here for jokes, art, and mild chaos.– @_onlyfangs

Your signature cocktail
Strawberry milk as the base mirrors their favorite color and soft, cutesy vibe, straight out of their self-intro where they say their fave color is pink and post a pastel self-pic: “sobre mim: • cor fav rosa”. Salted caramel syrup represents the way they talk about Ness’ scent as something sweet but warm and lingering: “o ness deve ter cheiro de chocolate sensação ou caramelo (e incenso”. The espresso shot is the sudden hit of chaotic, horny energy when they go from cute to explicit in zero seconds: “ai o ness eh tao lindo vou bater meu pau na carinha patetica dele” and “eu meio qye gozei”. Sparkling rose lemonade adds a fizzy, dramatic tang matching their flair for fandom drama and BB-style events: “COMEÇANDO O BBB2 GALERA😛 COMECEM SUAS APOSTAS DE QUEM VAI GANHAR” and rants like “esse povo que ta defendendo o pessoal dessa panela ai; ...”. Finally, the whipped cream with edible glitter is their over-the-top stan persona and self-aware theatricality, like when they call themselves Ness’ biggest fan and cry over him: “mds eu amo tanto o ness que eu genuinamente choro só de pensar nele☹️☹️” and flex being the “BIGGEST fan” in their bio.

Your Hogwarts House
They show strong Slytherin traits: sharp aggression, a willingness to stir conflict, and a focus on winning and status. When discussing fandom drama and voting campaigns, they lash out with lines like “espero que a turminha dess# #### se enfiem um no cu do outro e se explodam vsf” and “se enfiem um no cu do outro, tudo farinha do mesmo saco mesmo”, which suggests a ruthless, us-vs-them mindset rather than a conciliatory or purely principled stance. They also openly celebrate strategic victories and hierarchy in their fandom games, emphasizing reputation and results in comments like “teve pessoa que criou a própria reputação desde o início do ano... pra no final perder gente com 18 seguidores que de repente resolveu querer ser stan...”, showing concern with clout, recognition, and the unfairness of others “stealing” that status. Their joking boastfulness and fixation on being the “biggest” Ness/Kainess stan, as in “★ Por que você deveria votar em mim como o maior ness/kainess stan😛”, reveals ambition and a desire to come out on top. While they clearly care about friends and a boyfriend, the dominant pattern across their tweets is edgy, competitive, and status-aware—much more aligned with Slytherin’s ambition and sharpness than with the other houses.

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A song that best fits them is "Stupid Love" by Lady Gaga, because it mixes intense, borderline-obsessive affection with chaotic, playful energy. Their entire account orbits around an over-the-top devotion to Ness, like when they scream “ALEXISSSS MEU ALEXIS MEU AMOR MEU MEU AIII NESS EU TE AMOOOOO” and admit “mds eu amo tanto o ness que eu genuinamente choro só de pensar nele☹️☹️ ness eu te amo meu amor”, which mirrors the song’s desperate need for love. The track’s hyper pop energy and dramatic flair fit their chaotic, unserious tone, like their joking sexual exaggerations about Ness such as “ai gente desculpa nao desejar feliz ano novo pra vses tava ocupado comendo o ness mdss” and “vou começar o ensino médio com material todo do ness serio… eu vou dar um jeito nem que eu tenha que dar a minha bunda pelp ness”. At the same time, the song is unapologetic and confrontational, similar to how they rant about fandom drama and call others out, for example “esse povo que ta defendendo o pessoal dessa panela ai… vses só tão sendo bestas babando ovo de gente que sequer merecia os votos”. Overall, Stupid Love captures their mix of fierce stanning, emotional intensity, and loud, theatrical online persona.

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