
Strengths and Weaknesses

Your Simpsons character
They most closely resemble Lisa Simpson: sharp, opinionated, politically/ethically engaged, and unafraid to argue. Like Lisa, they mix moral stances with frank criticism of others, e.g. their stance that fandom outrage is often misplaced: “If you think I will ever agree with braindead takes about someone's fictional preferences, then you can block me. Because I could not give less of a fuck what people draw/write.” They also show a strong anti-censorship, anti-harassment ethos, consistent with Lisa’s frequent activism and contrarian conscience in The Simpsons: “Anti censorship and harassment” and “Sometimes your hatred doesn't need to be voiced.”. At the same time, they’re self-aware and introspective about their own mental health and emotional swings, as in “bpd sucks because what do you mean i'm stuck in a loop of 'everyone hates me' and 'lol just kidding' ...”, which echoes Lisa’s tendency toward overthinking and emotional intensity. Their long, analytical threads about Genshin writing and character motivations—such as “I just wish the Traveler would actually think about what Dottore told them. Traveler is biased to a degree that gets annoying super fast…”—mirror Lisa’s intellectual, critique-heavy way of engaging with media and the world. Even their willingness to be disliked and block freely resembles Lisa’s readiness to stand by her convictions, even when it makes her unpopular.

Your MBTI personality Type
They read as more introverted (I) than extroverted: their social focus is tightly bounded to niche fandoms (Genshin, LADS) and online discourse, and they explicitly mention looping internal states like “bpd sucks because what do you mean i'm stuck in a loop of 'everyone hates me' and 'lol just kidding' ...”, which points to heavy inward rumination rather than outward socializing. Their thinking is clearly intuitive (N): they enjoy theorizing and speculating about unseen mechanisms and future story beats, e.g. “I am fully convinced that the Dottore who became the False Moon God is a segment… What does matter is that it'd make no sense to get rid of him now, his story isn't done, after all.” and “Why are we still pretending that Dottore actually got rid of all his segments, when we know that he definitely didn't?”. Their arguments skew strongly thinking (T) over feeling: they bluntly critique writing quality and logic, as in “Genshin's writing has gotten so bad. They can just announce end of service right here.” and “Seriously. This is the kind of writing one would expect in a YouTube series for 7 year olds.”, and they prioritize consistency over others’ emotional comfort, shown in “If you think I will ever agree with braindead takes about someone's fictional preferences, then you can block me.”. Their tone and lifestyle details suggest perceiving (P) rather than judging: they react in the moment with impulsive, chaotic thirst posts like “I'm in heat”, admit to repeatedly "reaching a new low" without a grand plan (“on that note: I have yet again reached a new low I didn't believe possible.”), and their gaming approach is playful and non‑meta, e.g. “I will create the most diabolical team ever. Not because it'll be strong, but because I have Durin and none of the other more recent characters.”. Altogether, the combination of inward focus, heavy theorizing, logic‑first bluntness, and spontaneous, non‑structured behavior best matches INTP.

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20+ • he/him • Genshin & LADS brainrot. Once pulled just for Dottore’s laugh and never recovered. Opinions unfiltered, timelines optional.– @_oreosin

Your signature cocktail
This drink hits like an unhinged Dottore thirst thread: high proof and a little dangerous, inspired by lines like “I'm pregnant Mick Wingert dealt the fatal blow.” Overproof dark rum stands in for their intense, no-filter passion for villains and Harbingers, as seen in “back to thirsting for Dottore on main”. Campari brings bitterness for their sharp, unapologetic takes such as “Genshin's writing has gotten so bad. They can just announce end of service right here.” Blackberry liqueur adds deep sweetness for the rare softer moments and self-awareness, like “Sorry, I had forgotten the e mail I used to set up my strawpage... Thank you! I'm glad that this was your perception of me.” Cold brew coffee keeps the energy manic and obsessive, echoing “Playing this on loop. Don't ask me the colour of anything”. The smoked sea salt sugar rim balances edge and indulgence, nodding to their mix of harsh fandom discourse and permissive stance on fiction in “I could not give less of a fuck what people draw/write.”

Your Hogwarts House
Their dominant traits are sharp self-preservation, unapologetic opinion-sharing, and a willingness to block or dismiss others rather than appease, which strongly aligns with Slytherin. They explicitly reject performative niceness and are comfortable with conflict, as seen in tweets like “If you think I will ever agree with braindead takes about someone's fictional preferences, then you can block me. Because I could not give less of a fuck what people draw/write. And sometimes your hatred doesn't need to be voiced.” and their bio note that they have “no dni, I block freely.” They show a cutting, strategic kind of cruelty in fandom discourse, for instance calling someone “the most miserable and most bitchless person playing this game” in “Whoever made that image is the most miserable and most bitchless person playing this game.”, and mocking others’ priorities in “These are the kinds of problems people care about ??? Not the lighting issue ??? Good grief, get better hobbies.”. At the same time, they are deeply invested in their own niche interests and image—obsessing over Dottore, theorizing, and defending unpopular stances such as “Because my timeline thinks I'm some fraud... I hate Nahida. I hate Mona. I think Pierro sucks AND is ugly. I think Emilie is ugly. I will never call Scaramouche 'Wanderer'. I don't care about people's headcanons.”—which reads as ambition to curate a strong, distinct identity. Even when criticizing writing or fandom, such as in “Genshin's writing has gotten so bad. They can just announce end of service right here.” and “Every day I am reminded of why I used to not interact with the LADS fandom. And every day I regret ever having started.”, it comes from a place of strategic distancing and protecting their own standards rather than altruistic concern. Taken together—their boundary-setting, confrontational style, and focus on self and select in-groups—fit Slytherin far better than the other houses.

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you should see me in a crown fits them because it mixes theatrical edginess, a bit of menace, and tongue-in-cheek drama, just like their timeline. They oscillate between self-deprecating despair and sharp, confident takes, like when they say “bpd sucks because what do you mean i'm stuck in a loop of 'everyone hates me' and 'lol just kidding' ...”, which mirrors the song’s vulnerable-but-defiant energy. Their unapologetic, confrontational stance in tweets such as “If you think I will ever agree with braindead takes about someone's fictional preferences, then you can block me.” and “If those are 'normal people in a fandom' to you, you are part of the problem.” aligns with the song’s "I’ll bite back harder" attitude. At the same time, their obsessive, almost villain-coded fixation on Dottore — for example “back to thirsting for Dottore on main” and “The people yearn for dom Dottore. The BDSM elements got to us all.” — fits the track’s dark, dramatic aesthetic. Even their frustration with fandom and writing, like “Genshin's writing has gotten so bad. They can just announce end of service right here.”, carries the same bitter, world-weary bite that underlies the song’s lyrics.

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