Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Principled: Consistently takes strong moral stances against the Iranian regime and clerics, e.g. cursing clergy and posts like “ببین اینجوری نیست که قرار باشه چیزی درست بشه...” and multiple #IranRevolution / #DigitalBlackoutIran tweets.
- Reflective: Frequently analyzes emotions and life choices, such as migration, learning, and doubt, in tweets like “آدم هرچقدر هم بخواد خودش رو از نظر ذهنی برای مهاجرت آماده کنه...” and “ولی آدم اگر میخواد چیزی رو یاد بگیره باید فروتنیِ خاصی داشته باشه...”.
- Supportive: Actively helps others with education and migration, e.g. offering guidance on study abroad and study groups in “سلام، امیدوارم خیلی زیاد حالتون خوب باشد. من با اقا @H95347783 صحبت کردم و تصمیم دارم به افرادی که توی پروسه مهاجرت تحصیلی...” and the Deep Learning reading group “سلام به همگی، امیدوارم حالتون خوب باشد. ما داریم یک گروه میزنیم...”.
- Growth‑oriented: Values effort and self‑improvement, as in “فقط تلاش نکردن هست که ارزش نداره. هر تلاشی در جهت رشد...” and seeking resources like “لطفا اگر کورس جبرخطی (LinearAlgebra) خوبی میشناسید معرفی کنید.”.
- Emotionally‑honest: Openly shares vulnerability about homesickness, uncertainty, and pain in tweets such as “نشستی داری زندگی عادی رو پیش میبری، یهو دلتنگی میاد دست میزاره رو گلوت خفهت میکنه…” and “از «در میان(in between)» بودن متنفرم. اون بلاتکلیفی، اون انتظار، بسیار ناخوشاینده.”.
Weaknesses:
- Harsh‑worded: Uses very strong, insulting language like repeated curses on clerics in “طبق روال هفته پیش بازم لعنت به زنده و مردهت آخوند. به درازای تاریخ به زنده و مردهت لعنت.” which can escalate conflict.
- Cynical: Expresses deep pessimism about improvement and hope, e.g. “ببین اینجوری نیست که قرار باشه چیزی درست بشه. اینجوریه که آدمیزاد باید با درست نشدن چیزها کنار بیاد.” and “امیدِ چه واری واقعا؟”.
- Judgmental: Strongly dismisses groups like influencers and spiritual believers in tweets such as “به هر آدم فاقد تحصیلات، تخصص و حتی درک و شعور، تریبون داده شده...” and “کلا با اونایی که به نمک صورتی و آبی و این دست چیزها اعتقاد دارن، نمیتونم ارتباط برقرار کنم…”.
- Overextended: Mentions intense workload, emotional strain, and feeling stuck, like “حس میکنم دارم روی یک دوچرخهی توی اب پدال میزنم.” and constant references to deadlines and exhaustion, suggesting limited bandwidth and risk of burnout.
- Disillusioned‑spiritual: Shows strong anger and disbelief toward religion and God in “واقعا شما بعد از این فجایع هنوز اعتقاد دارین خدایی وجود داره؟ خدایی وجود داره که همه اینهارو میبینه و هیچ غلطی نمیکنه؟”, which may deepen inner conflict rather than resolve it.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They most closely resemble Lisa Simpson: intellectually driven, reflective, politically outspoken, and deeply sensitive. Like Lisa, they are academically focused and self-demanding, as seen in their PhD path and posts about study resources and learning, such as organizing a group to read Goodfellow’s Deep Learning and asking for a good linear algebra course: “سلام به همگی، امیدوارم حالتون خوب باشد. ما داریم یک گروه میزنیم و قرار هست با هم کتاب Deep learning اقای Goodfellow رو بخونیم.” and “لطفا اگر کورس جبرخطی (LinearAlgebra) خوبی میشناسید معرفی کنید.”. They show strong ethical and political engagement, fiercely criticizing the Iranian regime and clergy in tweets like “طبق روال هفته پیش بازم لعنت به زنده و مردهت آخوند.” and “بله جناب سکویی، به واقع که «آخوند خوب، آخوند مردهست».”, which mirrors Lisa’s activist streak. At the same time, they are introspective and emotionally articulate about migration, longing, and uncertainty—e.g. “به نظرم آدم هرچقدر هم بخواد خودش رو از نظر ذهنی برای مهاجرت آماده کنه، هیچوقت آماده تجربه این حجم از دلتنگی نمیشه…” and “از «در میان(in between)» بودن متنفرم. اون بلاتکلیفی، اون انتظار، بسیار ناخوشاینده.”—which fits Lisa’s mix of precocious wisdom and vulnerability. Their love of poetry, music, and thoughtful quotes, like “من به شدت عاشق شعرهای محمود درویشام… میگه: شب، تاریخِ دلتنگیست و تو شب منی.”, also echoes Lisa’s artistic, literary side. Overall, the combination of intellectualism, moral intensity, emotional depth, and a sense of being slightly out of place in the world strongly aligns with Lisa Simpson.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFJ
They lean Introvert over Extrovert: there’s little about active socializing, and a lot about inner processing, existential questions, and emotional fatigue, e.g. “از «در میان(in between)» بودن متنفرم. اون بلاتکلیفی، اون انتظار، بسیار ناخوشاینده.” and “نشستی داری زندگی عادی رو پیش میبری، یهو دلتنگی میاد دست میزاره رو گلوت خفهت میکنه…”, which show a rich inner life and sensitivity rather than a drive for external stimulation. They are clearly Intuitive, focusing on patterns, meanings, and abstractions rather than surface details, like when they critique systems and structures: “سیستم آموزشی اینجا اینطوریه که میاد یه عده رو اول به اسم سمپاد جدا میکنه… درنهایت این دسته میرن دانشگاههای تاپتری…” or when they generalize about the ongoing burden of identity: “به نظرم ایرانی بودن رنجی هست که پایانی نداره.”. Their values and decisions are strongly Feeling-oriented, grounded in empathy and emotional impact, even when they’re blunt or angry; they speak about dignity, self‑worth, and pain, as in “عزت نفس آسیب دیده باعث میشه شما به bare minimum راضی باشی…” and the moral outrage in “طبق روال هفته پیش بازم لعنت به زنده و مردهت آخوند.”. They prefer Judging over Perceiving: there’s a strong sense of structure, planning, and long‑term goals around migration and study, such as “سال پیش همین موقعها بود، که از در سفارت امریکا اومدم بیرون و رفتم کلیرنس. الان اینجام، درس میخونم و نگران رسوندن مقاله به ددلاین کنفرانسام…”, and they express clear standards and firm opinions on boundaries and behavior, as in “آدم بالغ حرف میزنه میگه مشکلش چیه و وایمیسته حلش کنه.”. The combination of introspection, abstract systemic thinking, strong values, and structured goal‑orientation fits INFJ best: idealistic, driven by meaning and justice (political tweets, critiques of religiosity), deeply reflective about suffering and hope, and organized in pursuing education and migration while still emotionally processing uncertainty and longing.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said you’re tired of people with no expertise giving life advice on Instagram—good news: I come with peer‑reviewed affection and a PhD‑level willingness to listen. Can I apply for a small research grant on ‘us’?
- You once tweeted that Iranian-ness is an endless kind of pain; as a fellow Iranian-in-exile, I was wondering… do you take co-authors for the next chapter, or at least someone to share the bare minimum of homesickness, aurora watching, and cursing akhoonds with?
- You fought your way from ‘سلام بر United States’ and visa clearance queues to PhD deadlines and DataCamp links—if you ever need a break from deep learning Goodfellow, I promise I can overfit perfectly to your love language.
- You wrote, ‘You can make the right decision and still be sad about it’—if one day you decide to go on a coffee date with me and regret it halfway through, I’ll still count it as the best ‘right but sad’ decision of my life.
- You miss your old Iranian bookshelf, you quote Mahmoud Darwish, Sa’di, and Grossman, and you listen to Chaavoshi, Ghorbani, and Dariush on repeat—statistically speaking, the next logical step is to add one (1) nerdy admirer to your personal canon. May I submit my abstract?
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Persian PhD in the US | Writes code, collects poems & homesickness | Once rejected Canada for the cold, now battles lawnmowers at 7 AM– @_paricaw_
Your signature cocktail
Digital Blackout Sour
This cocktail starts with a smoky mezcal base for the fire and rage she has toward the regime, echoing lines like “طبق روال هفته پیش بازم لعنت به زنده و مردهت آخوند” and her chants of “#DigitalBlackoutIran #IranianRevolution2026”. Pomegranate syrup brings a Persian heart and the taste of home she misses when she writes about brutal dailiness in Iran, like “زندگی کردن توی ایران یه همچین چیزیه” and the endless “رنجی” of being Iranian in “به نظرم ایرانی بودن رنجی هست که پایانی نداره.”. Fresh lime juice is the sharp, refreshing acidity of her ambition and migration journey, from “آذر ۱۴۰۳ سلام بر United States” to fighting through clearances and deadlines in “الان اینجام، درس میخونم و نگران رسوندن مقاله به ددلاین کنفرانسام…”. A dash of black walnut bitters stands for her reflective, slightly dark intellectual side—the one that asks “واقعا شما بعد از این فجایع هنوز اعتقاد دارین خدایی وجود داره؟” and muses that sometimes “ببین اینجوری نیست که قرار باشه چیزی درست بشه.”](https://x.com/paricaw/status/1912725159808545022). Finally, a pinch of sea salt honors the tears, nostalgia, and seaside longings in tweets like “کاش زندگی بعدی، دریا باشم. ساحل زیبای نوشهر” and the soft self-compassion of “اردیبهشت ۱۴۰۳ هر روزش رو جنگیدم و خوشحالم”. The result is strong but balanced, bitter but hopeful—an experimental twist on a classic sour, just like a PhD student who can curse at mullahs, cry over home, and still help others chase their dreams in “من… تصمیم دارم به افرادی که توی پروسه مهاجرت تحصیلی… هستن کمک کنم.”
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
Their timeline is saturated with love of learning, meta-reflection, and analytical takes, which are classic Ravenclaw traits. They are a PhD student and repeatedly center study and intellectual growth: they run or join study groups like the one to read Goodfellow’s Deep Learning together (“we are making a group… to read the Deep learning book by Goodfellow”), ask for good linear algebra resources beyond the standard Strang course (“if you know a good Linear Algebra course… besides Gilbert Strang”), and share free DataCamp weeks with followers as an educational opportunity (“Datacamp courses are free for a week… you can see the list and register from this link”, “again Datacamp courses are free for a week… you receive a certificate”). They analyze systems and human behavior with a detached, almost academic tone, such as their critique of Iran’s tracking-focused controls (“the other side of protecting people is controlling them”), the way the education system manufactures an elite via Sampad and funnels them to top universities (“the education system here separates some as ‘gifted’ and sends them to top universities like Sharif”), and the way damaged self-esteem leads people to accept the bare minimum (“low self-esteem makes you satisfied with the bare minimum without knowing you deserve more”). Even in personal tweets they frame life as a process of learning and self-knowledge—emphasizing humility as a prerequisite for learning (“if you want to learn something you must have a special humility, admitting your ignorance is part of starting to learn”)—and they enjoy quoting literature and poetry (Mahmoud Darwish, Saadi, Yalom) with evident intellectual pleasure (“I’m deeply in love with Mahmoud Darwish’s poems… today I was rereading The History of Longing”). While they do show courage in political tweets and persistence in migration struggles (traits of Gryffindor and Hufflepuff), their dominant pattern is a cerebral, reflective, knowledge-centric orientation, making Ravenclaw the best fit.
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Your song
Stronger (What Doesn't Kill You) - Kelly Clarkson
A well-suited song for @paricaw is Stronger (What Doesn't Kill You) by Kelly Clarkson, because its core message is about resilience through pain, uncertainty, and reinvention. They repeatedly emphasize fighting through hardship and not settling, as in “فقط تلاش نکردن هست که ارزش نداره. هر تلاشی در جهت رشد … ارزشمند هست.” and “ولی من خیلی خوشحالم که به کمتر از چیزی که لایقشم راضی نشدم.”. The song’s theme of emerging tougher after difficulty mirrors their experience with migration and academic struggle, described in tweets like “به نظرم آدم هرچقدر هم بخواد خودش رو از نظر ذهنی برای مهاجرت آماده کنه، هیچوقت آماده تجربه این حجم از دلتنگی نمیشه…” and “اردیبهشت ۱۴۰۳ هر روزش رو جنگیدم و خوشحالم”. Their sharp criticism of injustice and clerical power, for example “به درازای تاریخ به زنده و مردهت لعنت” and “بچهها دیگه واقعا «کار سید علی خامنهای تمام است.»”, also fits the defiant tone of the song. Finally, despite moments of deep exhaustion and hopelessness like “خدایی نگفته بودین زندگی قراره انقدر سخت باشهها.”, they keep moving forward in their PhD journey and activism, embodying the song’s refrain that what doesn’t kill you makes you stronger.
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