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They fit best as Lisa Simpson: emotionally intense, hyper-fixated on niche interests, and very online in a thoughtful, slightly dramatic way. Like Lisa with jazz and books, this user has deep, almost obsessive passions for music and fandoms, from Oasis (“cuando noel entra con 'come on baby blue, shake up your tired eyes the world is waiting for you' se me cae la bombacha”) to BTS (“VOS ME ESTÁS JODIENDO QUE VIENE BTS A ARGENTINA ? HERMANO DIEZ AÑOS ESPERANDO ESTO, NO ME JODAS”). Their long-term dedication and emotional memory about teenage fandom (“mi yo de quince años que esperó esto y tenía su Twitter hecho solo para ver las actualizaciones de bts y hacer hashtags para que vengan a argentina”) mirrors Lisa’s idealistic perseverance. The mix of sharp commentary and self-consciousness—like lurking in fandoms and feeling shy about creativity or looks (“liam le responde siempre a las mismas personas… solo voy a mirar de las sombras”, “primera vez que pongo foto de perfil mostrándome y siento que no debí hacerlo”)—is very Lisa: confident in her passions, insecure about how she’s perceived. Even their occasional snark and moral judgments in fandom drama (“me da vergüenza que escuches oasis, y si te pasas diciendo que 'nadie entendió tu argumento' entonces claramente te estás equivocando vos”) fits Lisa’s tendency to call people out while still caring deeply about the communities she’s in.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Introvert (I): they often frame themselves as an observer rather than a participant, e.g. watching fandom drama from the sidelines in “estoy de lurking en oasistwt y me parece curioso cómo la pendejita esa tiene tantos chupapijas atrás...” and saying they’ll “solo voy a mirar de las sombras” in “liam le responde siempre a las mismas personas... solo voy a mirar de las sombras”. Their interests and expressions suggest Intuition (N): they’re drawn to fiction, symbolism, and aesthetics—comfort anime/manga and characters like Choso in “choso's technique is beautiful, I don't know how to explain it, but there's something about it that makes it very pleasing to me”, and emotional narratives in music like Oasis and BTS, such as “The trouble is that you're in love with someone else... las ganas de pegarme un tiro con esta canción dios”. They clearly prioritize feelings and personal values, indicating Feeling (F): they react intensely and empathetically (e.g. crying over BTS finally coming to Argentina in “NO AMIGO RECIÉN ME DESPIERTO NO ME PODÉS HACER ESTO VOY A LLORAR...” and “VOS ME ESTÁS JODIENDO QUE VIENE BTS A ARGENTINA ? HERMANO DIEZ AÑOS ESPERANDO ESTO”) and criticize others when they feel something is unfair or mean-spirited, as in “hay que ser mala leche para hacer este comentario, chilena culoroto”. Their lifestyle and tone seem Perceiving (P): they complain about being late, unprepared, or disorganized (“NO PUEDE SER, NO IMPORTA LE MUERDO EL PIECITO” is impulsive flirting, and they note rarely having “nada decente que decir” in “no tengo nada decente que decir”), and they speak of swapping plans and struggling with money in a spontaneous, resigned way in “entonces voy a tener que intercambiar ver a turnstile por bts............. dios odio ser pobre”. Taken together—intense emotionality, inward focus, love of fictional worlds and music as emotional escape, and a spontaneous, somewhat messy approach to life—these traits best fit INFP.

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Argentine music + media nerd. From Oasis deep dives to BTS tears, JJK frame analysis & deathcore discourse. Once waited 10 years for a concert announcement.– @_perfumedevos_

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This cocktail is sweet, chaotic, and a little dangerous, just like someone whose bio is “música para pastillas” and who posts things like “si bueno, cojanme”. Blue curaçao with overproof rum brings the intense, dreamy high and the ‘babyblue’ vibe that hits as hard as discovering “VOS ME ESTÁS JODIENDO QUE VIENE BTS A ARGENTINA ?”. Yerba mate syrup grounds it in Argentina and the football/concert energy of tweets like still wanting Los Palmeras at halftime in “igual sigo esperando que el entretiempo lo hagan los palmeras”. Lychee liqueur is soft and almost romantic, echoing the way they melt for idols and actors in “oh im so in love” and “I love you so much Fred Hechinger”. A splash of sour lime adds the sharp tongue and snark from lines like “me da vergüenza que escuches oasis, y si te pasas diciendo que 'nadie entendió tu argumento' entonces claramente te estás equivocando vos”. Finally, edible silver glitter captures the fangirl euphoria, the drama, and the way they ascend over JJK, BTS and Oasis, like in “seeing choso spin mid air in the opening cured my depression”.

Your Hogwarts House
This user shows a sharp, somewhat ruthless social perception and comfort with calling people out, which aligns strongly with Slytherin traits. For instance, they mock clout-chasing dynamics in a fandom with, “estoy de lurking en oasistwt y me parece curioso cómo la pendejita esa tiene tantos chupapijas atrás solo porque liam le responde, qué loca es la pseudo fama tuitera en un fandom”, revealing a cynical, status-aware lens on social hierarchies. Their willingness to be biting and confrontational appears again when they slam someone’s behavior and nationality in, “hay que ser mala leche para hacer este comentario, chilena culoroto”, prioritizing their own sense of offense and boundary over politeness. There is also a self-preserving, slightly fatalistic streak in lines like “lo humillante que es esperar que Liam responda un tweet. nunca va a pasarme” and their decision to remain “in the shadows” in “solo voy a mirar de las sombras”, which suggests they read social games strategically rather than naively. While they have passion and humor, the dominant pattern is a mixture of irony, social savvy, and unapologetic edge, which fits Slytherin more convincingly than the other houses.

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A song that fits them best is "Slide Away" by Oasis, because it captures both their intense romanticism and their deep emotional attachment to music and idols. They openly tie their identity to Oasis, even taking the name babyblue from Noel’s lyric, saying that when Noel comes in with “come on baby blue, shake up your tired eyes the world is waiting for you” “se me cae la bombacha”, showing how personally they live songs. Their timeline is full of passionate devotion and longing for artists, like their decade-long wait and emotional meltdown over BTS coming to Argentina in “VOS ME ESTÁS JODIENDO QUE VIENE BTS A ARGENTINA ? HERMANO DIEZ AÑOS ESPERANDO ESTO”. The mix of nostalgia, vulnerability, and almost painful desire in Slide Away mirrors tweets such as “The trouble is that you're in love with someone else, it should be me, it should be MEEEEEEEEE las ganas de pegarme un tiro con esta canción dios”. Their bio, “música para pastillas”, and posts like “un poquito de punk porque estoy nostálgica” show someone who uses music to ride out emotional highs and lows—exactly the kind of person who would have Slide Away as a personal anthem. The song’s yearning, slightly destructive romance and melancholic comfort line up neatly with their mix of horny humor, emotional oversharing, and music-obsessed inner world.

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