Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Socially-aware: Criticizes misogyny and shared responsibility in sex in “Bizarro como a culpa de tudo indesejado é da mulher…” and defends better penalties for transphobia in “O tanto de transfobia embaixo desse post é triste…”.
- Supportive-partner: Shows consistent affection and pride for their partner in posts like “Eu adoro q toda vez q eu vejo aquele meme do 'Fuck attractive people'...” and “EU AMO MTO ESSA MULHER MEU DEUS”.
- LGBTQ-ally: Expresses explicit trans support in “This guy is now one of the boys, we love, respect and support our trans folks…” and jokes about encouraging a future daughter to avoid heteronormativity in “Se eu tiver uma filha e ela for bi…”.
- Humorous: Uses self-deprecating and chaotic humor, like “Feliz anal novo galera” and the running gag of editing a friend’s account in “fazendo pequenas mudanças na conta do abritta até ele perceber dia 1”.
- Passionate-fan: Shows intense enthusiasm for games and media, such as Danganronpa reactions in “Vo postar minhas reações a Dangaronpa enquanto eu jogo…” and praising community creativity in “Eu amo a comunidade de Fnaf…”.
Weaknesses:
- Harsh-language: Frequently uses insults like “nojento” and “patético” for political figures in “Esse cara é nojento, ele é patético…” and calls others “patetico” in “os cara é mto patetico vey”.
- Aggressive-rhetoric: Expresses hostility with violent imagery, such as joking about posting someone “num moedor de carne” in “o abritta é muito tóxico…”, which can come off as extreme even if playful.
- Self-destructive: Describes coping in unhealthy ways with heavy substances in “Pra me concertar só droga, minha mulher pelada a noite toda e mta bebida até eu entrar em coma…”.
- Online-reactivity: Quick to publicly drag others over disagreements, such as criticizing an artist for drawing furry porn in “Po mano o cara desenha pornografia de Furry e quer ficar zoando a arte dos outros…”.
- Crude-humor: Often leans on explicit or vulgar jokes, like “Feliz anal novo galera” and “Eu nunca destrui o cu de um jg tanto na vida”, which may alienate more sensitive audiences.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
This user most closely matches Lisa Simpson, who is principled, politically opinionated, and emotionally intense. They speak out against injustice and bigotry much like Lisa does, criticizing Brazilian politics and hoping corrupt politicians are punished: “esse cara é nojento… eu espero genuinamente que ele vá pra cadeia.” and calling for stronger consequences for transphobia: “nesse ponto eu gostaria q transfobia fosse mais penalizado… ver se os engraçadinhos transfobicos abrem o fucinho pra latir”. They are openly supportive of LGBTQ+ people and trans folks, echoing Lisa’s empathy and allyship: “we love, respect and support our trans folks, lets fucking go dude” and joking about steering a future bi daughter away from heteronormativity: “filha minha nn apoia o sistema heternormativo nem namora homem em pleno século 21”. At the same time, they are introspective and self-aware about their own humanity and flaws, shown in their bio “I'm only human after all” and their darkly humorous coping comments like “Pra me concertar só droga, minha mulher pelada a noite toda e mta bebida até eu entrar em coma”. Their mix of strong moral stances, social consciousness, and emotionally candid posts – plus nerdy enthusiasm for games and media – fits Lisa better than the more chaotic or apathetic members of the Simpson family.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They lean Extraverted (E) because they constantly interact with others, joke publicly, and seem energized by social chaos and shared experiences, like reveling in using a partner’s account and posting about it: “eu amo ter acesso as contas do abritta” and “eu me divirto muito na conta do abritta”. Their style is more Intuitive (N) than Sensing: they love fandoms, symbolism and big-picture commentary (e.g. about politics and social systems), such as criticizing Brazilian politics in an abstract, value-laden way: “esse cara é nojento… um ótimo exemplo de tudo que tem de errado no Brasil”. They are clearly Feeling (F) oriented, centering empathy, identity and justice, defending trans people and attacking prejudice: “we love, respect and support our trans folks, lets fucking go dude” and “gostaria q transfobia fosse mais penalizado… ver se os engraçadinhos transfobicos abrem o fucinho pra latir”. Their tone is passionate and values-driven rather than detached or purely logical, even when making arguments about responsibility in relationships: “o ato sexual envolve 2 pessoas, ambos foram burros”. Finally, they read as more Perceiving (P) than Judging: impulsive humor and spontaneity dominate (e.g. chaotic pranks and running jokes on multiple accounts like “fazendo pequenas mudanças na conta do abritta até ele perceber dia 1” and wild, unfiltered celebrations: “VAMOOOOOOOO BRASILLL!!! … ANO NOVO COMEÇO BEM PRA CARALHOOO”. This mix of high energy, emotional intensity, social activism, fandom enthusiasm, and playful chaos fits ENFP best.
Some pickup lines for you
- You’re out here live‑tweeting your Danganronpa reactions and asking Junko who killed Sayaka… meanwhile I’m just here trying to solve the real mystery: how do I become one of your ‘Forever Goats’ instead of another background extra?
- You said the masculine urge is to have that dream body—my urge is to be your gym buddy, game buddy, and Brazil‑celebration‑screaming‑at‑3am buddy all in one. We can start with victory screams and work our way up to crunches.
- For someone who hates minions, loves FNAF lore, Danganronpa chaos, and calls themselves the GOAT, you’ve basically speed‑run my type. If I tell you you’re peak character writing, is that enough to avoid a class trial?
- You defending trans folks, calling out misogyny, and clowning politicians while yelling ‘VAMOOOO BRASIL’ is honestly hotter than any ‘dream body’ tweet. I don’t want to fix you with drugs and alcohol, I just want to be your safe save point.
- If Elon can’t respect social names and you refuse to call this place anything but Twitter, how about we compromise: I’ll keep calling it Twitter, and you can call me whatever you want—as long as it’s followed by a little “𓆩 ♡ 𓆪” like you do with @_Ele_Os_252_ someday.
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Artist, gamer & Brazilian politics ranter. Once sold to 40 contacts and closed 0 deals, so now I just sell takes, fanart and trans-inclusive opinions.– @_Phi_Lia_093_
Your signature cocktail
Night City GOAT-tini
This cocktail is strong, loud, and a bit chaotic—just like someone who tweets things like “Eu sou o goat porra” and celebrates wins with all-caps screams (“VAMOOOOOOOO BRASILLL!!! ... VITORIA”). The cachaça with chili and lime is sharp and fiery, echoing their political rants and zero-patience for bigots, like when they call out a politician as “nojento” and hope he goes to jail (“esse cara é nojento... eu espero genuinamente que ele vá pra cadeia.”) or demand real consequences for transfobia (“nesse ponto eu gostaria q transfobia fosse mais penalizado”). The blue curaçao and pink grapefruit mirror the mix of edgy gamer/anime vibes and queer-positive softness, from posting Danganronpa reactions (“Vo postar minhas reações a Dangaronpa enquanto eu jogo”) to proudly supporting trans folks (“we love, respect and support our trans folks”). A splash of sparkling rosé nods to the romantic, over-the-top love they show for their partner (“EU AMO MTO ESSA MULHER MEU DEUS”) and their horny, dramatic humor about nights of booze and affection (“Pra me concertar só droga, minha mulher pelada a noite toda e mta bebida”). Finally, the edible glitter and sugar-salt rim represent the mix of sweetness and bite in their timeline—affectionate posts about their coelho fofo (“meu coelho fofo ele é tão gordo que quase não coube na tela”) contrasted with savage drags like “O acesso a internet de algumas pessoas deveria ser cortado”, all wrapped in the flashy aesthetic of someone who changes icons with pride (“#NewProfilePic Eu sou completamente apaixonado por Serapherd”).
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
Their tweets show a strong tendency to confront injustice head‑on, even aggressively, which is very Gryffindor. They openly call a Brazilian politician "pathetic" and a "waste of public money" and say they "genuinely hope he goes to jail," framing him as an example of everything wrong with the country: “Esse cara é nojento, ele é patético ele é um gasto do dinheiro publico… eu espero genuinamente que ele vá pra cadeia.”. They similarly rail against misogyny, bluntly pointing out that pregnancy responsibility is shared and mocking the idea that only the woman is at fault: “Bizarro como a culpa de tudo indesejado é da mulher… O ato sexual envolve 2 pessoas, ambos foram burros”. Their defense of trans people is fierce and punitive in tone, wishing legal consequences for transphobia rather than just social penalties: “nesse ponto eu gostaria q transfobia fosse mais penalizado… ver se os engraçadinhos transfobicos abrem o fucinho pra latir” and “we love, respect and support our trans folks, lets fucking go dude”. This pattern—loudly defending marginalized groups, celebrating political "victories" for Brazil, and being very willing to start fights online—matches the bold, confrontational courage of Gryffindor far more than the subtler traits of the other houses.
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Your song
Human - Rag'n'Bone Man
The song Human by Rag'n'Bone Man fits them almost perfectly, starting with their own bio line: “I’m only human after all,” which is a direct reference to the chorus. They show strong opinions and moral outrage about politics and justice, for example calling a politician “patético” and hoping “he vá pra cadeia” in “Esse cara é nojento… eu espero genuinamente que ele vá pra cadeia.”, echoing the song’s theme of confronting human flaws and responsibility. At the same time, they’re deeply loving and vulnerable about their partner, as in “EU AMO MTO ESSA MULHER MEU DEUS” and talking about how “gostosa e linda” she is in “pqp q mulher gostosa e linda é a minha”, reflecting both strength and tenderness. Their defense of trans people and desire for harsher penalties for bigotry in “O tanto de transfobia embaixo desse post é triste… ver se os engraçadinhos transfobicos abrem o fucinho pra latir” mirrors the song’s focus on empathy and rejecting easy blame. Overall, Human captures their mix of righteous anger, self-awareness, and emotional intensity better than any other well-known track.
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