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Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Authentic: His tweet 'Les arde ver a un cabrón ser libre' reflects his strong commitment to being unapologetically himself.
- Humorous: The absurdity in 'Quién sufrió más, jesucristo o un español' highlights his sharp and chaotic sense of humor.
- Nostalgic: His reflection on time in 'Del 2014 al 2016 sentí que pasó tanto tiempo' shows his sentimental and reflective side.
- Pop Culture Enthusiast: His love for anime and characters like Vivi and Miku, evident in tweets like 'Todas las personas de izquierda deberían de ver one piece,' showcases his passion for entertainment.
- Philosophical: His tweet 'Los ríos que alguna vez fueron cuna de las primeras grandes civilizaciones deberían ser tratados con más respeto' reveals his thoughtful and idealistic side.
Weaknesses:
- Chaotic: His tweet 'Inhalando 6 líneas de perico en el trabajo justo como Ozzy lo hubiera querido 💔' reflects a tendency toward impulsive and chaotic humor.
- Provocative: The boldness of 'Acabo de recordar la vez que le mandé una fotopolla a una amiga' shows a penchant for pushing boundaries.
- Self-Indulgent: His tweet 'Quiero puci' reflects a focus on personal desires that might come off as overly self-centered.
- Distracted: The tweet 'Le di like a UNA foto de sabrina carpenter y ahora todo mi timeline está plagado de ella' highlights how he gets easily caught up in trivial matters.
- Pessimistic: His bio 'desilusionado' and tweets like 'Que feo saber q el amor de mi vida no existe' reflect a tendency toward negativity.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
Julián shares Bart Simpson's mischievous and chaotic nature. His tweet 'Inhalando 6 líneas de perico en el trabajo justo como Ozzy lo hubiera querido 💔' mirrors Bart's rebellious antics. His humor, like 'Quién sufrió más, jesucristo o un español,' fits Bart's penchant for absurd jokes. Both have a knack for pushing boundaries while remaining oddly lovable. Julián's free-spirited tweet 'Les arde ver a un cabrón ser libre' captures Bart's defiance perfectly.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENTP
Julián fits the ENTP type: outgoing, curious, and chaotic. His extraversion shines in tweets like 'Les arde ver a un cabrón ser libre,' embracing his individuality publicly. His curiosity drives his eclectic interests, from anime to philosophy, as seen in 'Los ríos que alguna vez fueron cuna de las primeras grandes civilizaciones.' His thinking side is evident in sharp humor like 'Quién sufrió más, jesucristo o un español.' His adaptability, shown in 'Del 2014 al 2016 sentí que pasó tanto tiempo,' reflects a love for new experiences.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you a mona china? Because I’m heartbroken you’re not real.
- You must be Vivi from One Piece, because you’ve revolutionized my world.
- Is your name Fortnite? Because Daft Punk should be playing at our wedding.
- Are you a river? Because I’d treat you with the respect of a first civilization.
- Are you a meme from Neomexico? Because I’d reopen Facebook just to share you.
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Anime lover, nostalgia enthusiast, chaotic humorist | Mx-based | Freedom advocate | Aspiring philosopher with a love for monas chinas and absurd memes | Send me weird DMs, I might reply 🌊– @_punkhazard_
Your signature cocktail
Neon Nostalgia
The 'Neon Nostalgia' reflects Julián’s chaotic and nostalgic personality. Tequila represents his Mexican roots, while Midori adds a neon green touch, reminiscent of anime aesthetics in 'Mierda loco, amo demasiado las monas chinas.' Lime juice brings a zesty kick, matching his bold humor like 'Quién sufrió más, jesucristo o un español.' Club soda lightens the mix, reflecting his philosophical side, 'Los ríos que alguna vez fueron cuna de las primeras grandes civilizaciones.' It’s a chaotic yet refreshing drink.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
Julián's bold and chaotic personality fits Slytherin, known for ambition and cunning. His tweet 'Les arde ver a un cabrón ser libre' reflects a rebellious, self-assured attitude. His provocative humor, like 'Inhalando 6 líneas de perico en el trabajo justo como Ozzy lo hubiera querido 💔,' shows a daring streak. His passion for anime and pop culture, such as 'Mierda loco, amo demasiado las monas chinas,' aligns with Slytherin's obsessive tendencies. While he has reflective moments, his chaotic edge dominates.
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Feel Good Inc. - Gorillaz
This song's mix of chaos and melancholy fits Julián's vibe. His tweet 'Que feo saber q el amor de mi vida no existe' reflects the song's bittersweet undertone. His chaotic humor, like 'Inhalando 6 líneas de perico en el trabajo justo como Ozzy lo hubiera querido 💔,' aligns with the song's surreal lyrics. The pop culture references in 'Daft punk is playing at Fortnite' match Gorillaz's multimedia appeal. It's a song that captures his blend of fun and introspection.
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