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Your Simpsons character
The best match is Lisa Simpson: sharp, politically aware, and emotionally intense, but also very online and extremely opinionated. Like Lisa, this user mixes social consciousness with pop culture; they openly support causes and critique injustice, as in “israel thought the sympathy campaign they had for ukraine on eurovision last year would work for them 😭😭🤦🏽♂️ pack it up bozo!” and “caribbean 🇩🇴 | blm | ♋︎ …”. Lisa’s cutting honesty shows up in this user’s blunt callouts, such as “y’all make the most stupid takes on this app”, “y’all just dumb”, and “baby do me a favor and reread what you just typed”. At the same time, they’re deeply into music, TV, and fannish obsession, echoing Lisa’s artsy side with tweets like “i feel like this is tinashe’s year”, “ARIANA GRANDE 🗣️‼️”, and “just watched heartbreak high’s s2 finale………. i need s3 by tomorrow .”. Their blend of sensitivity, moral conviction, and savage commentary fits Lisa as an adult, extremely-online version rather than the more chaotic energy of Bart or the detached silliness of Homer.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Extrovert (E): their timeline is highly interactive and socially oriented, constantly quoting others, flirting, hyping moots, and calling out people, e.g. “liking & retweeting my moots pics cause they’re all gorgeous & i love them like” and playful threats like “no freakend… when i catch you @theestallion”. Their humor and commentary show Intuition (N): they’re drawn to patterns and cultural/identity themes, like the running jokes about identity such as “la relación entre ser andaluz y homosexual” and “la relación entre ser catalán y bisexual”, and meta observations like “white people sound like starfire when they use aave”. They are clearly Feeling (F)-oriented, using strong value judgments and emotional tone rather than detached logic; for instance, “y’all love surrounding yourselves w sorry ass people”, “hate how this colorist transphobe can’t miss when it comes to looks like”, and affirmations like “no porque esta mujer es increíble, llevo un tiempo siguiéndola y no merece más que lo mejor” and “que Dios te siga bendiciendo para poder seguir bendiciendo a los demás ♡”. Their feed feels spontaneous and adaptive rather than structured, pointing to Perceiving (P): they jump from music to TV to memes to political takes, e.g. “just watched heartbreak high’s s2 finale………. i need s3 by tomorrow .”, “what’s y’all go to app to watch anime on ios cause ☹️”, and unfiltered thoughts like “sé que los entrenamientos de pecho me están funcionando porque no puedo ponerme un tank top sin que se me salgan los pezones cada 5 segundos”. Taken together—high social engagement, value-driven commentary, playful chaotic energy, and abstract/cultural focus—ENFP fits best.

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Caribbean kid in Madrid. Mixing pop culture, queer takes & a little chaos. Once inspired someone to do porn—still not sure how to reply.– @_rmaartin

Your signature cocktail
This drink starts with añejo rum infused with toasted cacao nibs to honor the Dominican roots and unapologetic confidence behind lines like “your dad’s favorite”. Chinola passion fruit liqueur brings bright Caribbean drama and sweetness, echoing the chaotic stanning energy of “ARIANA GRANDE 🗣️‼️” and “i feel like this is tinashe’s year”. Fresh lime juice cuts through with sharp acidity, just like the way they’ll tell someone “shut your dumb ass up” or “baby do me a favor and reread what you just typed”. Spicy ginger syrup adds heat for the times they’re ready to “d word” a celebrity or say “im abt to call him a slur or two”, keeping the vibe fiery but still playful. It’s all topped with sparkling cava for a Madrid pop of fizz and nightlife gloss, reflecting their glam, pop-culture-loving side from tweets like “male fashion really is the most boring thing ever woah” and “SHOW THE BOYS HOW IT’S DONE PAPA”. Strong, sparkling, sweet-but-cutthroat: it’s a sip of a Caribbean, Madrid-based chaos Cancer who can go from “bored” to dragging you in two languages in 0.5 seconds.

Your Hogwarts House
The strongest throughline in @_rmaartin’s tweets is sharp social perception paired with an unapologetically cutting, self‑protective edge, which aligns most with Slytherin. They show a clear willingness to call things out bluntly when something violates their values, for example dragging someone with “shut your dumb ass up” and “baby do me a favor and reread what you just typed”, or saying “y’all just dumb” and “y’all just be saying anything & it makes you look stupid”, which suggests a defensive, no‑nonsense instinct rather than patient Hufflepuff energy. They also weaponize humor and snark in a very strategic way — “im abt to call him a slur or two”, “trade mfkas ruining my brothers like stand up”, and “collecting queer niggas as if they were infinity stones for this album” — using wit as a tool to maintain social power and protect their in‑group, a very Slytherin style of loyalty. Ambition and image‑awareness also show up in how they talk about music/pop culture winners and aesthetics, e.g. praising Tyla’s career with “tyla’s debut year is probably the most impeccable anyone has ever had & any artist’s dream” and flexing with “your dad’s favorite”, which points to valuing success and status. While there’s warmth and loyalty (like “liking & retweeting my moots pics cause they’re all gorgeous & i love them” and the blessing in “que Dios te siga bendiciendo para poder seguir bendiciendo a los demás ♡”), it’s wrapped in a protective, sometimes ruthless exterior, matching the archetype of a socially savvy Slytherin more than any other house.

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The best-fitting song for them is “BOA” by Lola Indigo, which they themselves highlight with pride. They directly promote it with “madre por algo”, framing the track like an anthem and signaling how central pop girlies and fierce aesthetics are to their identity. Their timeline is full of pop-culture stan energy—Ariana, Tinashe, Tyla, Heartbreak High, Met Gala looks—and BOA’s confident, venomous, unapologetic vibe fits their sharp, draggy humor in tweets like “shut your dumb ass up” and “y’all just be saying anything & it makes you look stupid”. The song’s empowered, sensual, club-ready feel also matches their queer, Caribbean, and fashion-aware persona, reflected in posts like “collecting queer niggas as if they were infinity stones for this album” and “sé que los entrenamientos de pecho me están funcionando…”. Overall, BOA captures their mix of playful shade, stan culture, queer confidence, and main-character energy better than any other well-known track.

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