Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Cinematic Knowledge: He displays an “enciclopédico” level of film knowledge, even creating an acrostic of his handle using titles like Oldboy and Zodiac.
- Social Awareness: He prioritizes ethics over social media clout, criticizing those who help the South of Brazil just to “alimentar seu ego” on stories.
- Musical Passion: He is a dedicated collector who buys “quatro novos discos” even without owning a turntable and defends the complexity of “jazz”.
- Resilience: He maintains a sense of humor and keeps moving forward despite physical setbacks like being “atropelado por um carro” while cycling.
Weaknesses:
- Self-Destructive Habits: His identity is heavily tied to substance use, often posting about a “pulmão poluido” and his high “tolerância” for drugs.
- Emotional Instability: He admits to feeling “puro ódio” and being “trapped inside my own mind,” indicating deep-seated internal struggles.
- Financial Irresponsibility: He jokes about leaving home with only “23 centavos” and relying on luck or others to return home while spending on vices.
- Pessimistic Outlook: He frequently equates his existence to sadness, claiming to have been “perto da morte” more often than being happy.
- Romantic Cynicism: He views his dating history as a series of “fracassos amorosos” and struggles with unrequited feelings and “saudade”.
Your Simpsons character
Jimbo Jones
While he shares Bart’s rebellious streak, @_rothmansazul aligns more with the 'cool' nihilism of Jimbo Jones, blending a tough street persona with surprising moments of vulnerability. He embraces a lifestyle of skating and graffiti, claiming, “Eu não soltei minha tag em qualquer muro, lancei ela no muro de berlim manos”, yet often reflects on deep loneliness and unrequited love. Like Jimbo, who tries to look intimidating to survive, this user admits that “‘vou parecer assaltante assim não me assaltam’ é uma tática 100% válida”. His self-deprecating humor about being a “fracassos amorosos” mirrors the hidden emotional depth often glimpsed beneath the surface of Springfield’s bullies. Ultimately, his mix of “puro ódio” and soft-hearted poeticism makes him the quintessential 'sad boy' ruffian.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
Matheus exhibits strong Introversion through his bio “trapped inside my own mind” and tweets describing himself as “solitary and sad”. His Intuition is evident in his poetic, abstract musings on life and death, such as “beauty is only beautiful because it withers” and his cinematic approach to his own “lore”. He aligns with the Feeling trait by prioritizing emotional authenticity, frequently tweeting about his internal struggles with “sadness and loneliness” and resenting those who help others just to “feed their ego”. Finally, his Perceiving nature is shown through a chaotic, spontaneous lifestyle where he leaves home with “23 cents” and returns in an Uber, embracing a bohemian existence over structure.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you the Zaffari checkout counter? Because I think I’m about to start hitting on you out of nowhere.
- I promise I’m worth the 'lore' and not just the 'swag'—and unlike your letterboxd, I’d definitely log every second we spend together.
- If 'A' is for 'About Time' and 'L' is for 'Loving Vincent,' maybe we can find a movie for 'U' and 'I' next?
- Forget the weed—I think the real reason your ex felt lighter when kissing you was just the contact high from being near someone this cool.
- I won’t ask if you’re a gari, a cineasta, or a cadaver—as long as you’re currently the guy who’s taking me out for jazz and a smoke.
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Your new Twitter bio
Cinephile and skater with an 'enciclopedic' mind. From São Paulo to Porto Alegre, I survived a Berlin wall tag and a butcher knife threat. Now, I just miss my dog.– @_rothmansazul
Your signature cocktail
The Blue Rothmans Highball
This drink captures the essence of a cinephile 'trapped inside his own mind' with a base of peaty Scotch to mirror his “aroma natural de cigarro e tristeza”. The Blue Curaçao reflects his namesake and the “jaqueta de couro marrom” aesthetic, while a dash of bitters represents how his “coração não bombeia mais sangue, so puro ódio”. To honor his chaotic lifestyle, the glass is topped with a splash of cheap beer because he is “saindo de casa com 23 centavos na conta” but returning home in style. Finally, it’s garnished with a 'green flower' since he believes “minha flor favorita é verde”, making it the perfect companion for a “sesh gigantesca”.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
Matheus displays a core Slytherin preoccupation with self-preservation and a cynical, resourceful worldview, notably seen when he justifies his survival tactics by saying “'vou parecer assaltante assim não me assaltam' é uma tática 100% válida.”. His ambition is flavored with dark humor and a desire for easy gain, as evidenced by his plan to “crescer o suficiente pra ganhar patrocínio de RAID SHADOW LEGENDS e dps disso sumir”. He values loyalty and tradition in a personal, ritualistic way, comparing his fidelity to choosing “uma marca de cigarro p vida inteira”. Furthermore, his blunt assessment of power dynamics and social capital, such as claiming “meu coração não bombeia mais sangue, so puro ódio corre pelas minhas veias”, aligns with the house's characteristic intensity and focus on personal legacy over collective idealism.
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Your song
There Is a Light That Never Goes Out - The Smiths
Matheus embodies the quintessential melancholic indie archetype, even admitting he “began listening to The Smiths at 14”. The song’s themes of alienation and longing for escape resonate with his bio and his tweet about “leaving home with 23 cents and half a pack of cigarettes” to return via Uber. His preoccupation with mortality and romance, seen when he claims “the most beautiful way to kill yourself is to love someone who cannot stay”, mirrors Morrissey’s dramatic lyricism. Furthermore, his self-described “aroma of cigarettes and sadness” and his tendency to feel “closer to death than to being happy” align perfectly with the song's dark yet romantic atmosphere of urban isolation.
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