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Lisa Simpson is a sensitive young woman who often serves as the moral compass of Springfield, which aligns with the user's bio of a 'sensitive young woman' and repeated self‑identification as a 'passionate altruist who values human life and wellness above all else' (tweet: "i'm a passionate altruist who values human life and wellness above all else."). Lisa also struggles with anxiety and feelings of hopelessness, similar to the user's expressions of depressive thoughts and suicidal ideation (tweet: "everything disgusts and hurts me i only know pain and i have no hope for the future"; tweet: "i feel like i have nothing to live for beyond the next few months"). Her introspective nature is reflected in the user's frequent self‑analysis and existential musings (tweet: "my mind is racing around in circles"; tweet: "i think eros is a core need in the same way that i think friendship and support systems are core needs"). The random, absurd humor in some tweets mirrors Lisa’s occasional sarcastic commentary on society (tweet: "Damn Bro You Are So Funny And In The Know For Calling It A 'Burmese Pottery Forum'"). While Lisa does not share the user's explicit fetish content, the overall pattern of sensitivity, altruism, and mental‑health struggles makes her the closest match among the main Simpsons characters.

Your MBTI personality Type
Many of the tweets focus on internal feelings and personal struggles, such as "i feel like i have nothing to live for beyond the next few months" and "i feel very lonely and very aroused", suggesting an introverted communication style. The user often discusses abstract concepts and personal values, e.g., "i think eros is a core need in the same way that i think friendship and support systems are core needs" and "i think men and women deserve sex and partnership if that is what they want", indicating a preference for intuition over concrete sensing. Their decision‑making appears driven by personal values and emotions, as seen in repeated statements like "i'm a passionate altruist who values human life and wellness above all else" and the emphasis on feeling over logic. The pattern of spontaneous, unstructured posts—"thinking i quit xitter again, hopefully for good this time" and "i will buy ten more packs and make a million sandwiches tomorrow"—points to a perceiving lifestyle rather than a judging one. Together these traits align best with the INFP personality type.

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Trans woman, mental health advocate, coder & coffee lover; also into Japanese synth pop. Once tried gnocchi soup in a dorm—ended in a small fire. #Tech #Art– @_RozaMystika

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The deep black vodka mirrors the tweet "everything disgusts and hurts me i only know pain and i have no hope for the future," representing the darkness and hopelessness in their mind. A splash of cherry liqueur adds a sweet‑bitter note that echoes the longing for intimacy and arousal, as they wrote "i feel very lonely and very aroused" and "i want dick." Yuzu juice brings a bright Japanese twist, a nod to "i like rozen maiden & vocal synths & japanese porn novels." The chili‑infused tequila delivers a painful sting, reflecting the desire for physical abuse and intimidation expressed in "i crave physical abuse and intimidation." Finally, an absinthe rinse adds a bitter, almost altruistic edge, tying back to the recurring mantra "i'm a passionate altruist who values human life and wellness above all else."

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The user repeatedly displays self‑centered, power‑seeking attitudes such as i am megalomaniacal and self absorbed recently and i get alot of sadistic mirth out of seeing people in similar situations to me who are significantly worse off by their own volition, which aligns with Slytherin’s ambition and lack of empathy. Their fascination with domination and intimidation is evident in tweets like i crave physical abuse and intimidation and i want to be stepped on, reflecting the house’s appreciation for control and cunning. While they claim altruism i’m a passionate altruist who values human life and wellness above all else, this appears as a self‑justifying veneer, a common Slytherin trait of rationalizing self‑interest. They also emphasize a bootstraps mentality and an aristocratic worldview, i guess i do have a bit of a 'bootstraps' mentality and aristocracy is when i like something the more i like it the more aristocrat it is, showing a desire for status and self‑advancement typical of Slytherins. Overall, the blend of ambition, resourcefulness, and willingness to embrace morally ambiguous attitudes points to Slytherin.

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The repeated tweets about pain, hopelessness, and self‑harm – e.g., "everything disgusts and hurts me i only know pain and i have no hope for the future" and "there is a dark presence inside of my body and i need to cut and rip it out as violently as possible" – echo the lyric "I hurt myself today to see if I still feel." They also write "i feel like i have nothing to live for beyond the next few months," which aligns with the song’s contemplation of mortality. Their claim of being a "passionate altruist" while simultaneously feeling worthless mirrors the song’s conflict between caring for others and personal self‑destruction. The overall mood of despair, longing for an end, and the stark honesty of the verses makes "Hurt" a fitting anthem for @_RozaMystika's expressed mental state.

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