Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Emotionally expressive: Openly shares fear, affection, and frustration, like in “hj tive tanto medo de ter perdido tudo” and “ta bom acho q vc pode voltar já”, showing comfort with expressing feelings.
- Humorous: Uses self‑deprecating jokes and laughter, as in “sempre errando a porra do passaro KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK sfd” and “cada coisa KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK”, to cope and connect.
- Self-aware: Reflects on personal patterns like “no fundo o problema sou eu” and “deus tire de mim essa vontade estragar tudo 🙏😭”, showing recognition of their own role in situations.
- Affectionate: Expresses love and attachment openly, as in “pqp q coisa linda te amo spfc” and “volta sorriso sdds”, indicating strong emotional bonds.
- Politically conscious: Shows social and political awareness with bio “enquanto houver burguesia n vai haver poesia” and tweets like “exatamente hj faz 60 anos do golpe de 64 e parece q nem tudo q deveria ter mudado mudou”.
Weaknesses:
- Impulsive anger: Often reacts com xingamentos and aggression, e.g. “vo mandar tomar no cu”, “tô querendo desfigurar o carpini no soco pode?”, and “edna sua retardada vsfd”.
- Negative self-talk: Talks harshly about themselves in “no fundo o problema sou eu” and “acho q sou maluca mm”, which can reinforce low self-esteem.
- Emotional volatility: Rapid mood shifts appear in “minha vida ta muito pacata acho q to querendo arrumar dor de cabeça 🥰🙏” contrasted with “eu nao aguento mais” and “pqp q dor acho q vou morrer”.
- Conflict escalation: Tends to intensify conflicts, as seen in “essa 'amiguinha' sua ai ta fudendo com tudo” and “algm me passa o endereço dessa piranha desgraçada ter q ficar escutando de torcedor de série b é o fim do mundo”.
- Indecisiveness: Frequently changes plans or opinions, like “mudei de ideia dnv ja”, “preciso de mudança c pa vo pintar o cabelo”, and “vou voltar a ficar loira 🙏”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They line up most closely with Lisa Simpson: politically aware, emotionally intense, and often feeling out of place. The bio “enquanto houver burguesia n vai haver poesia” and the tweet about politics and history, “exatamente hj faz 60 anos do golpe de 64 e parece q nem tudo q deveria ter mudado mudou”, show the kind of social and historical consciousness Lisa has. At the same time, there’s a lot of inner turmoil and self-blame, like “no fundo o problema sou eu” and “deus tire de mim essa vontade estragar tudo 🙏😭”, which fits Lisa’s tendency to overthink and feel responsible for everything. They mix moments of vulnerability and anxiety with humor and sarcasm, as in “a cada 2 passos algm me mostra o dedo do meio nessa escolaKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK td mundo gosta mt de mim” and “falo q tô suave mas no fundinho fico meio chateada”, echoing Lisa’s blend of wit and sensitivity. Their complaints about school and workload, like “alguém cancela o segundo ano plmd eu não aguento mais” and “nunca fiz tanta conta igual na minha vida vsfd”, further reinforce the Lisa vibe of being the stressed, self-aware student in an environment that constantly frustrates them.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They lean Extraverted: they’re constantly engaged with people, school, and events, often referencing social chaos and drama, e.g. “a cada 2 passos algm me mostra o dedo do meio nessa escolaKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK td mundo gosta mt de mim” and wanting dates or company like “queria um date”, which suggests energy from interaction rather than solitude. They’re more iNtuitive than Sensing: even when mentioning concrete stuff (hair, nails, soccer), they quickly jump to meanings or symbolism, like “unha crescendo intacta ai agr ta quebrando lascando virando, acho q é sinal pra muitas coisas” and reflective political/ideological remarks such as “exatamente hj faz 60 anos do golpe de 64 e parece q nem tudo q deveria ter mudado mudou”. Their style is strongly Feeling: they react emotionally, use a lot of heart/cry emojis, and frame issues in terms of hurt, affection, or frustration, e.g. “incrível como consegue estragar tudo sempre mds”, “falo q tô suave mas no fundinho fico meio chateada”, and “pq vc n gosta de mim??”, prioritizing emotional experience over detached logic. Finally, they appear Perceiving: they’re spontaneous, often change their mind, and resist rigid structure, seen in “mudei de ideia dnv ja”, “preciso de mudança c pa vo pintar o cabelo”, and the chaotic school complaints like “alguém cancela o segundo ano plmd eu não aguento mais”. The mix of intense feelings, quick shifts, social energy, and symbolic/ideological overtones (from crush drama to politics and football) aligns best with ENFP – expressive, impulsive, emotionally open, and meaning-oriented.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said while there’s bourgeoisie there’s no poetry… lucky for you I’m broke AND ready to write a whole anthology about you and your broken nail arc. 💔📖
- You keep saying your life is ‘too quiet’ and you’re ‘wanting to find a headache’—hi, I’m the human equivalent of Carpini’s tactics: pure dor de cabeça, but a lot more fun. 😏
- You dream about people, rent triplexes in your head and still think you’re ‘the problem’—how about we fix that with a date where the only thing breaking is your diet from too much sorvete? 🍦
- From hating Google Photos memories to changing your ‘skin’ and hair every cinco minutos… if I promise to hype every new version of you like a beautiful SPFC gol, do I get a place in your highlights too?
- You’re out here almost getting diabetes at children’s parties, raging at Carpini, and surviving second year… statistically speaking, the next miracle is you answering this and letting me take you for temaki. 🥢
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Student, São Paulo FC enthusiast & chronic overthinker. Once almost cried over a broken nail and a missed goal in the same day.– @_samps_
Your signature cocktail
Triplex na Minha Cabeça Spritz
This cocktail starts with cachaça infused with burnt sugar and coffee, a strong, slightly bitter base for someone who tweets things like “tomarnocu viu” and “eu nao aguento mais”, but still powers through school, football rage, and life. Guava juice brings a tropical, messy sweetness that matches the chaotic softness of “minha vida ta muito pacata acho q to querendo arrumar dor de cabeça 🥰🙏” and “queria um date”. Lime juice cuts through with sharp acidity, just like her blunt clapbacks in “vo mandar tomar no cu” and “essa 'amiguinha' sua ai ta fudendo com tudo”. Tonic water adds bubbles and bitterness, reflecting the oscillation between drama and humor in “sempre errando a porra do passaro KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK sfd” and “no fundo o problema sou eu”. Finally, a dash of chili tincture hits late, like the lingering obsession of “alugou un triplex na minha cabeça fdp” and the political edge of “exatamente hj faz 60 anos do golpe de 64 e parece q nem tudo q deveria ter mudado mudou”, leaving heat, attitude, and zero chance of a boring night.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
This user shows a very Gryffindor mix of impulsiveness, confrontational courage, and emotional boldness. They repeatedly react head‑on to conflict and frustration, like wanting to fight the coach in “tô querendo desfigurar o carpini no soco pode?” and blasting the team in “quero q o carpini vai toma no cu q tds os jogadores filha da puta errando uns 20 gols…”, which reflects the house’s tendency to charge at perceived injustice rather than withdraw. There’s a pattern of dramatic, heart‑on‑sleeve honesty in tweets like “fui muito sincera hj tenho até medo disso” and “deus tire de mim essa vontade estragar tudo 🙏😭”, showing impulsive emotional expression and a willingness to take social risks. They also display a readiness to stir things up instead of staying safe and comfortable, as seen in “minha vida ta muito pacata acho q to querendo arrumar dor de cabeça 🥰🙏” and their eagerness for change in “preciso de mudança c pa vo pintar o cabelo”. While there’s some introspection and self‑critique in “no fundo o problema sou eu”, the dominant tone is fiery, reactive, and bold, aligning more with Gryffindor’s impetuous courage than with the patience of Hufflepuff, the studiousness of Ravenclaw, or the calculated ambition of Slytherin.
Your movie
Your song
thank u, next - Ariana Grande
The song thank u, next fits them because their timeline is full of chaotic relationship energy, overthinking, and moving on while still being a bit dramatic and self-aware. They swing between wanting trouble and wanting peace, like when they say "minha vida ta muito pacata acho q to querendo arrumar dor de cabeça 🥰🙏" and later admit "no fundo o problema sou eu", which mirrors the song’s mix of self-blame and self-growth. There’s a constant romantic mental loop — "tenho q parar de sonhar com esse caraio", "alugou un triplex na minha cabeça fdp", "pq vc n gosta de mim??" — just like Ariana revisiting each ex in the lyrics. At the same time, they show resilience and a desire to evolve, like "preciso de mudança c pa vo pintar o cabelo" and "deus tire de mim essa vontade estragar tudo 🙏😭", echoing the song’s message of learning from past messes. Even their mix of humor and drama — "cada coisa KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK" and "acho q sou maluca mm" — matches the playful but emotionally honest tone of thank u, next.
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