Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Passionate cinephile: She writes in-depth, emotional reactions to films like I Saw the TV Glow and Crash, e.g. “I Saw the TV Glow feels like it’s inventing a new language…” and “So Crash is fucking major and my new favorite Cronenberg…”.
- Caring mentor: She clearly loves working with kids and celebrates them, like “My students made cards for my birthday and I really do feel like the luckiest person on the planet” and encouraging student film projects in “editing five short films directed by elementary aged children”.
- Authentic vulnerability: She openly shares struggles with work and mental health, e.g. “Love that my job has become a complete source of misery… I don’t know how much more of this I can take.” and asking for support in “if you could send those my way that would be really nice, I am straight up not doing well right now”.
- Trans pride: She documents and celebrates her transition and legal changes, like “Well holy shit, I’ve been on HRT for three years now, that’s pretty sick!! Love occupying a body that somewhat resembles what I want it to look like” and “Got my name legally change today!!”.
- Supportive friend: She boosts friends and artists she loves, e.g. “It’s so cool that my best friend is also one of my favorite artists, glad that worked out” and praising her partner’s photos in “Mads… taking wonderful pictures of me as usual”.
Weaknesses:
- Work burnout: She repeatedly describes her job as miserable and draining, like “my job has become a complete source of misery… I want to quit but I don’t know what I’d do” and “I was at a job that made me want to **** myself… Didn’t stop me from quitting the job”.
- Social isolation: She notes lacking close trans femme peers despite wanting them, e.g. “it does kind of make me sad that I don’t really have any close friends who are also trans women… it’s a shame”.
- Harsh film judgment: Her criticism can be strongly worded and dismissive, like calling Longlegs comparisons “where’s the Demi Lovato ‘stay away from her, get a job’ when you need it” and describing certain horror as “straight up trash” in this tweet.
- Online oversharing: She posts fairly personal financial and mental health details publicly, e.g. “my birthday is this Friday and I am low on money so if anyone is able and feeling kind my V*nmo is…” and “Twitter can’t go down… be tempted to post nudes?”.
- Self-critical anxiety: She often frames herself as struggling or not doing well, like “Personally, I think since I spent today being depressed that it shouldn’t count and I should get an extra day of weekend” and “I am straight up not doing well right now”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They fit best as Lisa Simpson: thoughtful, intensely passionate about their interests, and politically and socially aware. Like Lisa with jazz and books, Sarah has deep, almost scholarly fixations on film and media, gushing about movies like I Saw the TV Glow — for example, they say “Someone made a movie about being trans and the weird, wonderful and dangerous ways we latch onto art… and it was the best movie ever made.” and “I Saw the TV Glow feels like it’s inventing a new language… Deeply upsetting movie that made me feel grateful to be alive.”. They’re also caring and educator-coded, much like Lisa when she’s mentoring or organizing school projects; Sarah talks about their students with a lot of affection, as in “My students made cards for my birthday and I really do feel like the luckiest person on the planet… Could not love these kids more if I tried.” and their work editing kids’ short films in “Currently in the process of editing five short films directed by elementary aged children… So tired.”. There’s also Lisa’s blend of vulnerability and resilience reflected in Sarah’s openness about mental health and transition, like when they request support in “Anyone who is into sending prayers and/or good vibes, if you could send those my way that would be really nice, I am straight up not doing well right now.” and celebrate milestones such as “Well holy shit, I’ve been on HRT for three years now, that’s pretty sick!! Love occupying a body that somewhat resembles what I want it to look like”. Finally, their mix of niche intellectual obsessions (Rossellini TV movies, nitrate film, model trains) and firm progressive values echoes Lisa’s combination of nerdy depth and moral conviction, seen in tweets like “Someone please let me program a Glen or Glenda/I Saw the TV Glow double feature, the trans population near whatever theater would let me do that would attend in droves” and their rejection of TERF-y media in “am once again lamenting how hard the sets based on the terf wizards go, if they were anything else I’d buy them in a heartbeat.”.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They read as more Introverted than Extroverted. Their feed centers on movies, trains, and very personal reflections rather than parties or big social scenes, and when they mention others it’s often in tight, emotionally significant contexts, like the youth group: “One of the kids in the youth group I volunteer in took a film appreciation class… this was me locking in”, or their car-repair guy interaction framed as a rare, notable moment: “no man should be that comfortable calling a woman he doesn’t know hun… I did melt a bit”. Their interests and language strongly suggest Intuition over Sensing: they latch onto themes, vibes, and meaning in art rather than just plot or technicalities, e.g. “I Saw the TV Glow feels like it’s inventing a new language… Deeply upsetting movie that made me feel grateful to be alive.” and “Someone made a movie about being trans and the weird, wonderful and dangerous ways we latch onto art”. Their decision-making is very clearly Feeling-driven: they emphasize empathy, affirmation, and emotional resonance, such as how they talk about their grandmother’s dementia and acceptance of them being trans: “she tells me that I have to do what makes me happy”, and their students protecting their pronouns: “This is Ms. Sarah, she’s a girl you know. Absolute king.”. They lean Perceiving over Judging: they often describe themselves as overwhelmed, struggling with jobs, or needing others to send vibes, not as meticulously structured planners, e.g. “Love that my job has become a complete source of misery… I want to quit but I don’t know what I’d do” and “Personally, I think since I spent today being depressed that it shouldn’t count and I should get an extra day of weekend”. Overall, their introspective, value-driven, art-obsessed, and somewhat improvisational way of moving through life fits INFP best: an inward-focused idealist who processes the world through meaning, emotion, and the transformative power of stories and imagery.
Some pickup lines for you
- So… if someone let you program that Glen or Glenda / I Saw the TV Glow double feature, what are the odds I could be your little experimental B‑reel date in the back row?
- National Give Sarah Money to Buy Model Trains Day comes once a year, but I’m prepared to celebrate nightly—dinner, a movie, then we recreate The Substance by letting you objectify me like one of your Dennis Quaid deep cuts.
- You said A Silent Voice is the best movie ever made; I haven’t seen it yet—but if you talk to me about it the way you talk about Crash and Fire Walk With Me, I’m pretty sure I’ll end up falling for both the film and the programmer.
- Your grandma re‑accepts you being trans every single visit without missing a beat; I only need to be told once to know that ‘Sarah, trans, loves movies and trains’ is exactly my type—can I apply to be your autistic cinephile plus‑one at the indie theater that’s ‘lowkey washed’?
- You’ve survived durian in front of students, two rounds of Covid, and editing five short films by elementary schoolers; may I offer you the much easier challenge of letting a tall-ish not-hot guy call you ‘hun’ over pie in the forbidden furnace room while you rant about Longlegs’ last act?
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Teacher, trans woman, film nerd, model train hoarder. Once taught kids Showgirls is not for seven-year-olds, but Dennis Quaid movies might be.– @_SarahHorwath
Your signature cocktail
The TV Glow-Up Express
Rye whiskey brings a bold, slightly rough-around-the-edges heart, nodding to a life that’s weathered hard jobs and still walked away on her own terms, like when she quit the gig that made her want to "****" herself for some "much needed reprieve" “I was at a job that made me want to **** myself and the news brought me some much needed reprieve.”. Cherry liqueur adds a lush, emotional sweetness for the tender family and youth-work moments, from her grandma who always tells her to do what makes her happy “she tells me that I have to do what makes me happy” to the kids who fiercely gender her correctly “This is Ms. Sarah, she’s a girl you know.”. Cold brew coffee captures her cinephile late-night intensity and obsessive film-brain, the person who won’t shut up about I Saw the TV Glow and wants to program wild double features “Someone made a movie about being trans and the weird, wonderful and dangerous ways we latch onto art” and “please let me program a Glen or Glenda/I Saw the TV Glow double feature”. A few drops of smoked salt saline evoke steam engines and furnace rooms, an industrial little nod to "National Give Sarah Money to Buy Model Trains Day" “aka National Give Sarah Money to Buy Model Trains Day” and "eating pie in the forbidden furnace room" “Eating pie in the forbidden furnace room”. Finally, a sparkling berry soda float on top reflects her ongoing glow-up and unapologetic trans joy, from swimsuit selfies and HRT milestones “5 months vs almost 3 years” to celebrating three years on hormones “Love occupying a body that somewhat resembles what I want it to look like”, giving the drink a fizzy, pop-colored genre twist worthy of her horror marathons and erotic-thriller seasons “Nothin’ but Nut November, where we will watch as many erotic, erotically charged, or otherwise sex heavy films as possible.”.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
Sarah’s defining traits across her timeline are kindness, loyalty, and a strong ethic of care, all classic Hufflepuff markers. She shows deep dedication to her students and clear joy in nurturing them, like when she says “My students made cards for my birthday and I really do feel like the luckiest person on the planet… Could not love these kids more if I tried.” and proudly recounts a student asserting her gender correctly: “This is Ms. Sarah, she’s a girl you know.”. Her volunteer work with a youth group and the way she lights up at a teen discovering film—“every time she brought it up and talked about the movies she was watching this was me locking in”—show patience and a desire to support others’ growth rather than seeking status. She also consistently centers empathy in family stories, like her grandmother with dementia who repeatedly re-accepts her being trans: “every single time she gets told she tells me that I have to do what makes me happy”. Even when she’s struggling with work or mental health, she reaches out gently—“Anyone who is into sending prayers and/or good vibes, if you could send those my way that would be really nice, I am straight up not doing well right now”—rather than lashing out, which fits Hufflepuff’s vulnerable, community-oriented nature. While she’s clearly intelligent and cine-literate (a Ravenclaw-adjacent trait), the emotional core of her personality is her loyalty, warmth, and care for others, placing her most strongly in Hufflepuff.
Your movie
Your song
Born This Way - Lady Gaga
A fitting song for Sarah is “Born This Way” because so much of her online presence is about unapologetically inhabiting her identity and finding joy in it. She talks openly about her transition and growth, celebrating milestones like being on HRT for three years and saying she now “love[s] occupying a body that somewhat resembles what I want it to look like” “Well holy shit, I’ve been on HRT for three years now, that’s pretty sick!! Love occupying a body that somewhat resembles what I want it to look like”. The song’s emphasis on self-acceptance and chosen happiness mirrors her story about her grandmother with dementia, who repeatedly tells her she “ha[s] to do what makes [her] happy” when reminded that she’s trans “My grandmother has dementia and has to have my being trans explained to her every time she sees me and she has not missed a beat once, every single time she gets told she tells me that I have to do what makes me happy”. Sarah also clearly channels love and care into others, like her students who defend her pronouns “I’ve got a couple students at work who have become really protective of me being referred to correctly. One of them got picked up today, went up to his mom, and said ‘This is Ms. Sarah, she’s a girl you know.’ Absolute king.”, reflecting the song’s communal, affirming spirit. Her mix of movie-nerd intensity and vulnerability—wanting more trans femme friends, feeling burned out by work, yet still cracking jokes about erotic cinema and trains—matches the track’s balance of sincerity and camp, making it an apt anthem for her vibe.
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