Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Humorous: Uses dark, self-aware jokes to connect with others, like exaggerating fasting euphoria in “feeling that fasting euphoria rn” and calling their account a humiliation ritual in “this account is a fucking humiliation ritual i swear to god”.
- Emotionally honest: Openly shares distress and vulnerability, e.g. “why is everything so fucking hard” and “sometimes twitter feels safer than my own family”.
- Reflective: Thinks about causes and patterns in their life, like analyzing women’s health dismissal in “women's health wasn't a thing until very recently…” and linking their ED to body acceptance in “wait i just realized i started this ed because nobody loved my body......”.
- Affectionate: Expresses fondness and care for others and fandoms, such as “foreign oomfs i love you…” and “new jjk all over my timeline again… i have a reason to live now....”.
- Community-oriented: Engages actively with mutuals and subcultures (#edtwt, fandom, sports), asking for interaction in “please like please like please like…” and saying they love talking to oomfs in “i loveeee talking to oomfs i swear ^^;”.
Weaknesses:
- Self-destructive: Frequently endorses harmful behavior toward self, like extreme fasting in “had to break my fast because im puking a lot but nearly three days !!!!!!” and graphic self-harm wishes in “i want to get a raging infection from cutting myself open BUT I CANT.”.
- Body-obsessed: Fixates intensely on weight, BMI, and being smaller, e.g. “bmi 20 come to me........” and “if i eat 800 cals every day until summer then im 45kg but… i think i'll shoot for 55 kg??????”.
- Negative self-image: Describes self harshly and as only valuable when skinny, such as “she only compliments me on how skinny i got cause im not good for anything else” and “this account is a fucking humiliation ritual”.
- Impulsive coping: Uses bingeing, starving, substances, and porn as coping in quick swings, e.g. “drinking on an empty stomach oh god please help me my hangover IM GONNA DIE”, “okay well now i have a porn addiction what now”, and binge complaints in “i just binged on the yummiest fucking pasta…”.
- Validation-seeking: Shows strong dependence on external approval, like follower counts in “can i borrow 4 followers 💔” and “dipped below 1.2k followers again is it because i have bipolar and not the cute bpd”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They most closely match Lisa Simpson: intelligent, self-aware, politically and socially conscious, but also deeply self-critical and prone to depressive spirals. Like Lisa, they overthink their body and worth, obsessively tracking numbers and goals, as seen in posts like “bmi 20 come to me........ come here bmi 20 pspspspspsps” and “if i eat 800 cals every day until summer then im 45kg... its supposedly the perfect 'healthy' weight for me but i feel like thats big..”. They show sharp social insight and commentary, such as “women's health wasn't a thing until very recently... a lot of woman have very similar unexplained medical issues probably linked to the uterus”, which fits Lisa’s tendency to call out systemic issues. At the same time, they feel misunderstood and safer online than with family, echoing Lisa’s outsider status: “sometimes twitter feels safer than my own family” and “this account is a fucking humiliation ritual i swear to god”. Their mix of dark humor, emotional intensity, and desire to be seen as more than their body mirrors Lisa’s combination of precocious intellect, sensitivity, and chronic feeling of not fitting in.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They lean Introvert (I): they describe Twitter as safer than family (“sometimes twitter feels safer than my own family”), are a self‑described NEET, and talk more about internal feelings and online interactions than in‑person social life, even calling the account a “humiliation ritual” (“this account is a fucking humiliation ritual i swear to god”). Their focus is more Intuition (N) than Sensing: even when referencing concrete things like weight or food, they quickly move to meanings and patterns, e.g. linking women’s health issues to systemic dismissal (“women's health wasn't a thing until very recently… probably linked to the uterus”) or reflecting that a brief period at a normal weight “fucked me up forever” (“that brief period around 6 when i was at a normal weight fucked me up forever i think”). They read as strongly Feeling (F): their decisions and self‑talk center on emotional pain and validation, such as starting their ED because they felt unloved (“wait i just realized i started this ed because nobody loved my body......”) and tying their worth to compliments about being skinny (“she only compliments me on how skinny i got cause im not good for anything else”). Finally, they appear Perceiving (P) rather than Judging: they constantly change plans, spiral, and improvise around food and fasting instead of following stable structure, e.g. re‑calculating goal weights and intakes on the fly (“if i eat 800 cals every day until summer then im 45kg but... i think i'll shoot for 55 kg??????”) and breaking fasts impulsively because of physical or emotional states (“had to break my fast because im puking a lot but nearly three days !!!!!!”). Taken together—intense inner emotional life, idealized body/identity fantasies, system‑level reflections, and chaotic, feeling‑driven behavior—INFP fits them best.
Some pickup lines for you
- If you can lose a stone in ten days, how fast do you think you could fall for me? Because I’m ready to speedrun being your supportive oomf instead of your ‘ten day lose a stone’ diet.
- You said sometimes Twitter feels safer than your own family — plot twist: I wanna be the oomf who makes ‘home’ feel safer than your timeline and ‘eating normally around family’ a little less like a horror movie.
- You’re out here chugging Gatorade mid-fast like it’s a chug jug so you don’t pass out — let me duo queue life with you and be the one thing you don’t have to restrict.
- You’re over there crying in the piss bathroom, rediscovering vegetables, watching JJK and talking about Naoya… I’m just saying, if you ever need a bipolar, anime-watching, rice-cake-sharing boyfriend experience, I can submit my application.
- You’ve gone from HW to LW, from 100kg to 66.2kg, from ‘feeling ginormous’ to a 30-inch waist, and still think you’re not enough — can I be the guy who helps you see that the most impressive glow-up you’ve got going is your brain, not your BMI?
Your 5 Emojis
Your new Twitter bio
Mike | 20s | shedding 30+ kg & counting. Bipolar, NEET, cat alarm at 6am. Once burned a whole fast on perfect quesadillas I forgot to photograph.– @_SEA0FD0GMA
Your signature cocktail
The Fasting Euphoria Fizz
Overproof rum for the chaotic, self-destructive bravado of lines like “I DONT GIVE A FUCK 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥” and “drinking on an empty stomach oh god please help me my hangover IM GONNA DIE”. Cold brew coffee channels that wired, sleep-deprived NEET grind and the lethargy of “been sleeping for 10+ hours and i'm still exhausted,,, feels like i've been sleeping for minutes”. Grapefruit tonic with lime gives a sharp, bitter-sweet edge for the eating disorder spiral of “why the fuck am i not losing on 800 cals a day im gonna start killing ppl omfg” and the yearning of “bmi 20 come to me........ come here bmi 20 pspspspspsps”. A touch of simple syrup is for the softness and affection in “foreign oomfs i love you but dni rn im watching THE GAME. only us citizens understand” and “sometimes twitter feels safer than my own family”. Finally, a dash of smoked salt captures the lingering bitterness and trauma-singed humor of “this account is a fucking humiliation ritual i swear to god” and the razor-edged self-awareness in “i want to relapse in my sh sooooo so osoco osoo osozosososo bad but I CANT.”. This is a strong, slightly bitter, experimental fizz that leaves you a little dizzy—just like riding out their timeline from fasting high to emotional crash.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
Mike’s mindset around his eating disorder is intensely goal-driven and hyper‑ambitious, even when it harms him. He calculates exact weights and timelines, writing things like “if i eat 800 cals every day until summer then im 45kg… so i think i'll shoot for 55 kg??????” and “bmi 20 come to me........ come here bmi 20 pspspspspsps”, which shows a fixation on outcomes and an almost strategic approach to changing his body. He is also ruthlessly self‑preserving in a twisted way, willing to endure serious discomfort or risk to reach those goals, as seen in tweets like “had to break my fast because im puking a lot but nearly three days !!!!!!” and “ten day lose a stone diet to speedrun bmi 20 i might just kill everyone”. His dark humor and willingness to lean into being seen as "evil" or extreme — for example “I DONT GIVE A FUCK 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 i don't even feel hungry lowk so im worried i ate in secret and just didn't tell myself” and “this account is a fucking humiliation ritual i swear to god” — reflect a Slytherin-style embrace of his own intensity. While he clearly has feelings of vulnerability and a need for connection, his dominant traits online are ambition, extremity, and a willingness to do whatever it takes to become the version of himself he wants, which aligns most closely with Slytherin.
Your movie
Your song
Bury a Friend - Billie Eilish
A song that fits them well is Bury a Friend by Billie Eilish, with its mix of dark humor, self-destructive urges, and exhaustion. They casually talk about wanting to hurt themselves, like when they say “i want to relapse in my sh sooooo so osoco osoo osozosososo bad but I CANT.” and joke, “1 like and i'll bleed out in front of her”, mirroring the song’s eerie fixation on pain and self-sabotage. Their eating disorder and fasting obsession—“why the fuck am i not losing on 800 cals a day im gonna start killing ppl omfg” and “feeling that fasting euphoria rn”—echo the song’s theme of being trapped in a destructive cycle you can’t fully escape. The way they describe feeling like a burden or only valued for being skinny, as in “she only compliments me on how skinny i got cause im not good for anything else”, matches the song’s underlying sense of dehumanization and objectification. Even their bipolar diagnosis and chaotic humor—“sooo nobody was going to tell my i was bipolar the whole time???”—fit the unsettling, fragmented mental state Billie portrays in the track.
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