Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Unique: Their tweets show individuality.
Weaknesses:
- Mysterious: Hard to analyze from limited content.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
The account most closely resembles Lisa Simpson: highly intellectual, principled to the point of isolation, and deeply invested in justice, language, and minority rights. Like Lisa’s relentless moralizing and radical politics, this user takes firm, sometimes harshly expressed stances on national self‑determination and oppression, e.g. their recurring slogan “#南粤独立唯一出路” and critiques of Chinese colonialism such as “中共殖粤当局最让我痛恨的其中一点，就是把有历史的宝安变成了没有历史的深圳。”. They show Lisa‑style concern for linguistic and cultural preservation, arguing that Cantonese should be treated as a full written language in tweets like “坚持‘粤语口语’跟‘粤语书面语’之分，就是把粤语跟现今被认作所谓‘书面语’的官话绑定，本质上是死路一条。”. Their detailed, almost pedantic analysis of politics and tech—seen in threads on satellite networks and censorship such as “很多人看见防火墙三个字就立即说你匪又出来挡互联网云云…”—mirrors Lisa’s analytical, research‑driven style. Finally, the tone of frustrated idealism, as when they lament leftist hypocrisy in “左下是最没有道理拒绝分离主义的一群人…”, fits Lisa’s pattern of feeling morally compelled to speak out even when it alienates others.
Your MBTI personality Type
INTJ
They read as clearly introverted: most content is analytical or observational rather than social, and they frame themselves as an outsider-commentator rather than a participant in large social scenes, e.g. reflecting on living near Dorset Street and observing local leftists rather than engaging with them socially (“I used to live near Dorset Street…”). Their focus is strongly intuitive (N), constantly extrapolating from specific events to broad, abstract patterns about empire, nationalism, independence movements, and long-term historical trajectories, such as when they compare Irish and potential Nanyue independence timelines (“Even in Ireland, from IRB 1858 to Volunteers…”) or theorize about post-CCP economic structures (“Discussing transfer payments between provinces is meaningless…”). They are decisively thinking (T): arguments are built on logical critiques and analogies, often blunt or caustic, as in their robbery analogy to deconstruct pro-PRC "logic" (“Robbers also say ‘give me your wallet or you’ll hurt yourself’…”) and their rejection of traditional Chinese medicine as "sympathetic magic" (“If ‘like cures like’ isn’t sympathetic magic what is it?”). Their tone and stance are strongly judging (J): they emphasize long-term planning, consequences, and strategic caution in alliances (“Before true independence, treat any ‘unification’ pipeline with extreme caution…”) and talk about acting today based on the burdens their future self will bear (“I must decide on the premise that future-me bears the consequences…”). Taken together—introverted, big-picture, analytical, and planning-oriented—the pattern best fits INTJ.
Some pickup lines for you
- You talk about Cantonese romanization and Biblical translation like it’s nation‑building; if you ever need someone to help proofread Matthew in Cantonian, I promise to be more faithful than any so‑called “ally” trying to drag you back into a unified China.
- You once said Camembert gets unbearable when the ammonia kicks in; luckily for me, I age more like a well‑kept spice bag in Dublin—still unmistakably Cantonian on the inside, just waiting for you to take me out.
- You compared independence movements to the long road from the Irish Republican Brotherhood to the IRA—if South Yut wants its own Dáil someday, can I at least be your slightly suspicious but utterly loyal comrade in the underground phase?
- You warned that future Yuters must say “my spoken Cantonese *is* the written standard” — so if I write you a love letter in pure 粤白, does that make it constitutionally binding in the future Republic of Nam Yut?
- You said you’d rather trust a non‑Chinese who learns southern languages than a China-born who refuses to integrate; I’m already practicing my 粵文 and brushing up on Irish history—how many more minority languages do I need to pick up before I qualify to court a Cantonian militia member like you?
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Cantonese republican in Ireland. Mixing IRA history, shortwave radios & South China secessionism. Once kept a knife under my pillow in Shenzhen, just in case.– @_SetsunaK
Your signature cocktail
Mystery Mix
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Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
The defining traits here are courage, confrontational bravery, and a willingness to embrace physical risk for a cause, all classic Gryffindor markers. They repeatedly glorify or advocate militant resistance and willingness to fight, e.g. honoring Hong Kong militants in “向勇武派致敬，向香港民族嘅勇士致敬” and suggesting learning from the IRA in “是时候师从IRA了……”. Their anger at oppressive actors is expressed in overtly violent fantasy and readiness to confront danger, such as wanting to physically disable regime thugs in “最好可以有起码三四个人在不远的地方盯着，一旦发现有人想要搞事情就把他们押到别的地方去，屡教不改的就当场卸他手臂……”. They show a strong moral warrior mentality toward Chinese imperialism, calling for uncompromising struggle and even ethnic cleansing rhetoric in “未来南粤想要独立，必须狠下心肠效法越南，将中国佬赶尽杀绝，尽数赶回南岭以北。#南粤独立唯一出路”, which is less Slytherin calculation than fiery crusading zeal. Despite some analytical and strategic threads, their core identity is that of a partisan fighter who would rather stand and clash than compromise, placing them most convincingly in Gryffindor.
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Your song
Sunday Bloody Sunday - U2
A strongly political, anti-imperial rock anthem like Sunday Bloody Sunday fits them best because their identity is deeply tied to Irish republican history and struggle, as seen in their bio “Cantonian Militia” and detailed threads on the Easter Rising and IRA, e.g. “1916年复活节起义，失败；参与起义的爱尔兰义勇军后来演变成大名鼎鼎的IRA。”. The song’s themes of resisting occupation and refusing to become numb to state violence echo their harsh critiques of CCP colonial rule and Chinese nationalism, such as “中共殖粤当局最让我痛恨的其中一点，就是把有历史的宝安变成了没有历史的深圳。” and “#南粤独立唯一出路”. Their admiration for militant resistance and republican movements, for example “是时候师从IRA了……” and “向勇武派致敬，向香港民族嘅勇士致敬”, aligns with the song’s perspective from the street rather than from authority. At the same time, their repeated concern for ordinary people under oppression—like migrant workers and those in locked-down cities—parallels the song’s mourning for civilians caught in political violence, for instance “2022年四月的上海人，大抵都在求着共产党放他们一条生路不至于让他们连韭菜的生活都过不着罢……”. Finally, their blend of Irish and South Chinese contexts—discussing Irish flags, Sinn Féin, and South Cantonese independence side by side—makes an Irish protest song about national struggle particularly apt as a personal theme.
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