Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Emotionally expressive: Openly shares feelings about joy, anger, and sadness, like venting about fandom drama and then clarifying their love for Varka in “After that yap sesh i think i should add that i was the one who waited for varka all these years…”.
- Affectionate friend: Frequently appreciates friends and besties, e.g. being excited about a gift and calling it “the best thing ever” in “MY BESTIE GIFTED ME MYSELF IM CRYING THIS IS THE BEST THINV EVER”.
- Creative gamer: Shows creativity and engagement with games and OCs, such as wanting to share OC interactions in “My bestie had an idea for an interaction between some of my ocs and i like it…” and discussing team comps and builds in Genshin/Honkai tweets.
- Self-aware: Recognizes their own patterns, like tweeting complaints and then feeling self-conscious about deleting them in “i get less and less active… i just complain and then i get embarrassed and self conscious and delete the tweet”.
- Caring pet-owner: Defends and cares deeply about their dog, strongly rejecting the old man’s comment in “An old man just told me i need to throw my dog out the window?????”.
Weaknesses:
- Harsh language: Uses extreme, hostile phrasing toward others and humanity, e.g. “i fucking hate old men i wish them the worst… humanity is useless” and “BURN BURN AND SUFFER IN YOUR LIES AND HATRED”.
- Negative self-talk: Speaks down on themself and their life situation, like calling themself “basically unemployed and sad” in “its been two years since then cus im basically unemployed and sad now”.
- Health anxiety: Experiences intense fear and stress around doctors and medical issues, as in “Everytime i go to a doctor i get so nervous and stressed i start acting like im in a psychosis or something” and “Going to doctors will always be scary for me”.
- Self-censorship: Deletes posts and holds back from interacting due to embarrassment, shown in “i get less and less active… i just complain and then i get embarrassed and self conscious and delete the tweet”.
- Impulsive pulling: Makes regretful gacha decisions due to fear of missing out, like spending saved pulls on Saber and getting “absolutely nothing” in “an evil monster took over me and said ‘you want that saber sm…’ and wasted all my pulls… and obv got absolutely nothing”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They match Lisa Simpson best: emotional, thoughtful, creative, and often overwhelmed by how frustrating and unfair everything feels. Like Lisa, they’re passionate and idealistic but exhausted by people and systems, venting about fandom drama and real‑world stuff in tweets like “Overall im so mad over this fandom im just like HAINSLSMSKXJKSMDKKD BURN BURN AND SUFFER IN YOUR LIES AND HATRED i do NOT wanna be forced into it!!!!” and “I hate doctors”. They clearly have a rich inner world and creative streak, wanting to draw again and being frustrated at losing that ability, as seen in “Trying to draw my oc and not knowing how to hold the pen oh how embarrassing 💔 i will always bitch about it but like how was i on galleries and stuff and now i dont even remember how to hold a pen💔” and “Maybe i should draw again and maybe i could post it hmm”. Their introspective, depressive tone and sense of being out of step with others show up in posts like “Ive been feeling really down today idk I’ve been physically feeling horrible and i suffer the beautiful chronic depression i have and mehhhhhh blehhhhh i shall explode now” and “Im sadge i want attention i should just go to sleep💔”. At the same time, they have a very sincere, dorky enthusiasm for their interests (Genshin, shisa, TV Girl, games), similar to how Lisa gets intensely attached to her fandoms and causes, for example “I love shisa” and “Hey guys so just so you know after years i finally got back my favorite villager KIKIIIII YEESS I WON!!!”. Overall, they feel like a more online, gacha‑addicted, R‑rated Lisa Simpson: sensitive, smart about their interests, melodramatic in a self‑aware way, and constantly oscillating between hope and burnout.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They lean Introvert: they talk about feeling awkward and less active online (“I have some reason because of i get less and less active on twt but i think one of them… i just complain and then i get embarrassed and self conscious and delete the tweet”), and craving attention yet withdrawing (“Im sadge i want attention i should just go to sleep💔”), which suggests a private, inward-focused person using Twitter as a safe outlet rather than a true extroverted social hub. They read as Intuitive: their feed is dominated by imagined scenarios, meta talk about fandoms and characters, and emotional visions of life rather than practical details, like “The whole Varka situation is so sad… all we got is how strong he is… and so to see varka being just a meh mid dps is genuinely just ‘huh?’” and their whimsical identification with Shisa and fictional personas (“I am shisa and i am capable of doing everything its okay 💔💔💔”). They’re clearly Feeling-oriented: decisions and reactions are driven by intense emotions and values, not detached logic, e.g. “Overall im so mad over this fandom im just like… BURN BURN AND SUFFER IN YOUR LIES AND HATRED i do NOT wanna be forced into it!!!!” and their passionate love/anger toward characters and doctors, as well as high empathy and sensitivity around depression and medical anxiety (“Going to doctors will always be scary for me… oh if only i was super healthy and happy💔”). Finally, they look Perceiving rather than structured: they often describe themselves as disorganized, overwhelmed, or acting on impulse (“i had 20 pulls… and an evil monster took over me… and wasted all my pulls… now im kinda embarrassed”), and they rarely mention long-term planning or schedules; instead it’s mood-based choices like maybe-drawing, maybe-changing layouts, or maybe going back into a fandom (“MAYBE i should go back into sbr… just a big MAYBE………. Should i..? I could… but should i…”). Putting this together—private but expressive, fantasy- and fandom-focused, strongly emotional and value-driven, and spontaneous in decisions—INFP fits best.
Some pickup lines for you
- If Varka can disappoint you after years of waiting and you STILL call him your most loved man, imagine how dangerous it’d be if you waited for me instead—I fully intend to live up to the hype, Benji.
- You’re out here stressing about lunar shill, guaranteed Varka, and no lunar dmg, meanwhile I’m just trying to figure out how to build a team where it’s you + me on different halves so you don’t have to choose between Flins and affection.
- You said you miss being active and having others interact with you, but ‘don’t know what to say’—tragic, because my entire life build is specced into replying to your random complaints like they’re 5★ limited-time events.
- You: ‘Can I be shamelessly horny for a second and say I want Varka to touch me.’ Me, a humble support unit: I don’t have Cryo or Archon-level strength, but I do come with a +100% ‘being normal about your delusions and hyping you up’ buff.
- You make onion bread, onion soup, obsess over shisa, cry over Banana Fish edits, and still pull early 5★s—at this point I’m convinced you’re a limited banner yourself, and I’m absolutely willing to go to max pity for you.
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Benji • he/him • Genshin / HSR enjoyer, chronic doctor hater, part-time onion bread chef • Here for pulls, art attempts, and overanalyzing Varka– @_slay_ig_
Your signature cocktail
Lunar Hell Strawberry Soda Highball
This drink starts with strawberry soda for their name and bio energy, a fizzy, cute base that matches “🍓strawberry soda🥤” and the chaotic sweetness of “im benji!! always happy to interact and find new moots or not :3”. A shot of overproof rum stands for the sudden all-caps rage and unhinged rants like “BURN BURN AND SUFFER IN YOUR LIES AND HATRED” and “i fucking hate old men i wish them the worst” – it hits harder than expected. The blue curaçao float is their gacha / games obsession and emotional ocean (Genshin, HSR, Wuwa) with posts like “he took me to max pity but at leat i won the 50/50😭” and “my greed tells me t0 ebeg for anby but how and where”. A dash of bitters captures the chronic depression and medical misery in “Going to doctors will always be scary for me… oh if only i was super healthy and happy💔” and “Ive been feeling really down today idk I’ve been physically feeling horrible and i suffer the beautiful chronic depression i have”. Finally, the sour candy or citrus garnish is their sharp, dramatic humor, from “I want to punch his face” to the horny yell of “i wnat varka to touch me”, leaving a tart, memorable finish.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
Benji reads as a very classic Hufflepuff: emotionally open, loyal, and deeply oriented around comfort, connection, and fairness. They show strong loyalty and attachment to people and comfort-objects, like their shisa, calling it protection against "evil doctors" in “I ordered a shisa plush with armor so they can come with me and protect me when im outside and dealing with evil doctors” and later reassuring themselves with “I am shisa and i am capable of doing everything its okay 💔💔💔”. Their kindness and desire for mutual support show in wanting interaction and attention but being self-conscious about burdening others, as in “I used to love these oh how i miss being active and having others interact with me but i cant predict when or will i be active again 💔 I mean i am using twt everyday obsessively i just dont know what to say here💔” and “Im sadge i want attention i should just go to sleep💔”. Their rants about fandom and systems focus less on personal gain and more on how cruelty and drama hurt everyone, e.g. “Overall im so mad over this fandom im just like ... BURN BURN AND SUFFER IN YOUR LIES AND HATRED i do NOT wanna be forced into it!!!! You wanna be miserable in gacha places well okay idc why make it EVERYONES PROBLEM RAAHHGG” and “Okay so there was a lot of drama today so all i will say is that i hate the system and all of this bs its so evil they just want you to suffer”. Even when they’re angry, it’s often in response to perceived unfairness or unkindness (like the old man and the dog) rather than a Slytherin-style ambition or a Gryffindor hero complex, making Hufflepuff—with its emphasis on loyalty, emotional sincerity, and fairness—the best fit.
Your movie
Your song
Distant Dreamer - Duffy
They literally mention going back to sad edits with this song, saying they will "always go back" to it: “I will always go back to ruining my mood with sad stone ocean edits with distant dreamer”, which already shows a deep personal attachment. The song’s mix of melancholy and hopeful longing matches their tone when they talk about their mental health and exhaustion, like “Ive been feeling really down today idk I’ve been physically feeling horrible and i suffer the beautiful chronic depression i have”. They often express wanting things to get better while still drowning in frustration, for example “Going to doctors will always be scary for me… oh if only i was super healthy and happy💔”, which mirrors the song’s theme of clinging to dreams despite pain. Their fangirl/fanboy intensity and emotional attachment to characters and games, like “after years i finally got back my favorite villager KIKIIIII YEESS I WON!!!”, also fits the song’s yearning, almost childlike hopefulness. Overall, Distant Dreamer perfectly captures their blend of vulnerability, nostalgia, and stubborn hope.
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