
Strengths and Weaknesses

Your Simpsons character
The mix of self-deprecating bragging, chaos, and unexpectedly sharp insight fits Homer Simpson best. Like Homer, this user swings between clownish exaggeration and genuine competence, e.g. joking about praising their own map then realizing it was theirs and escalating it comically: “刚想夸是神mapper的 结果发现是自己的图 这事儿闹的被自己逗笑了 哎哟笑得我腹肌都疼了(一般人要练很久才有的)抬头还撞到了天花板(一般人长不到这么高的)王者也忘禁英雄了(只有钻石以上才能禁)星巴克还不小心撒了(星巴克是一种很贵很高级的饮料)”. They constantly bumble into trouble or absurd situations, like the hotel TV incident: “这酒店所有房间电视名字都一样 结果把管人直播投到隔壁房间去了 尴尬” or forgetting coupons and feeling like they "lost a billion": “我靠 刚才点外卖忘用券了 失落的感觉像是亏了一个亿”. At the same time, they’re oddly earnest and emotional about their niche world (osu! mapping, BN drama), e.g. “起码在现在这个经济下行的时代,我觉得把钱赞助给pdc比放在自己手里更让人感到踏实” and melodramatic pleas like “NAT我求求你了😭 把BN还给我吧😭 你的四周从不缺谁😭 可你看看我呢😭”. The account also shows Homer-like chaotic creativity and over-the-top analogies, such as turning osu! politics into grand historical or biblical sagas: “For even the Beatmap Nominator came not to be ministered unto, but to minister, and to give his life a ransom for many.”. Overall, they feel less like the calm rational Lisa and more like a surprisingly smart, drama-prone, big-hearted Homer dropped into the osu! community.

Your MBTI personality Type
They show strong Extravert tendencies: they travel, meet many people, and clearly enjoy social interaction and public banter, e.g. celebrating outings with friends in Shenzhen in “A VERY HAPPY DAY with @Ryuusei_Aika @Regou__ @FcEazy_osu at SHENZHEN! BIMBIMBAP, MAHJONG AND HOTPOT!” and jokingly offering their Tinder based on mapping clustering in “Mappers closest to me by clustering score can get my tinder account 😋”. Their humor is highly conceptual and metaphor-driven, pointing to Intuition: they turn osu! politics into elaborate parables, like the mock-political analysis in “皮皮歪作为osu一把手,是极具代表性的‘开拓’式与‘家长’式官员...”, and even frame PP maps as cultural phenomena in “PP图是无罪者的有罪,也是时代给予osu的代价。”. They default to ironic detachment and logical framing over tender emotional expression, aligning with Thinking: see the deadpan, hyperbolic jokes about systems and incentives such as “I have an evil take that we can reduce the PP awarded by a map when more people are able to achieve high score. 😋 So farming becomes a zero sum game.” and the BN power-structure riff in “正BN级和正BN级可不是一码事,这里有个职务含权量的问题...”. Their lifestyle looks flexible and improvisational rather than tightly scheduled, which fits Perceiving: they constantly jump between trips (“Flying to Brazil 🇧🇷 this Sunday! And will be spending 5 days there 😋”), spontaneous food and travel posts like “广州白云t3修得好大好新 但是似乎没什么人 🧐”, and playful, off‑the‑cuff mapping takes such as “与其寻找BN,不如自己创造一个BN!”. Overall, they resemble a witty, debate-loving community figure who thrives on ideas, satire, and open-ended experimentation, which is most consistent with ENTP.

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osu! mapper, PDC S3 champ storyteller & BN enjoyer. Once tried Carpet Airlines, nearly lost a BN to low blood sugar and still mapped through the delay.– @_StanMa

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Heat Sunflower PPunch channels NPC’s chaotic osu! mapper grind with a base of baijiu – volatile, high-APM, and absolutely not for casuals, much like his BN drama threads about PP vs tech like “PP图是无罪者的有罪,也是时代给予osu的代价。”. The calamansi/yuzu soda brings a bright, travel-happy fizz, echoing his globe-trotting tweets about Hong Kong, Brazil, and Guangzhou like “广州白云t3修得好大好新 但是似乎没什么人 🧐”. Chili-infused honey adds sweet pain – a nod to the way he jokes through suffering about BN/GDer struggles such as “GDer半个月不回消息,我已急哭”. The cold-brew green tea smooths things out like his mentorship/pep-talk vibes where he tells mappers not to get KO’d by community punches, e.g. “加油mapper,做好自己就行了,不要在意别人的左勾拳右勾拳...”. Finally, the sunflower-seed orange garnish is a literal “热瓜子” visual – a playful, snacky crown for the PDC champion energy he flexes in “就之前可能还有人对我的PDC S3登顶...”, turning the drink into a crunchy, meme-powered victory toast.

Your Hogwarts House
Their tweets show a strong mix of wit, analysis, and meta-commentary, which aligns best with Ravenclaw. They frequently dissect systems (osu! mapping, BN structure, PP economy) with humorous but analytical takes, like the long-form critique of leadership and power balance in osu! in “皮皮歪作为osu一把手,是极具代表性的‘开拓’式与‘家长’式官员。他深具改革胆魄与发展焦虑,以超强意志主导‘osu!lazer’等宏大项目,其决策逻辑是典型的‘发展主义’至上,坚信目的正确便可压缩过程、驾驭规则。这种铁腕风格虽能高效整合资源、破除阻力,创造‘lazer奇迹’,但也暴露了权力缺乏有效制衡的致 …”. They enjoy playful, almost academic thought experiments such as the PP-zero-sum proposal in “I have an evil take that we can reduce the PP awarded by a map when more people are able to achieve high score. 😋 So farming becomes a zero sum game.” and the mock-economic/IP calculation of osu! in “因为同学瞧不起osu,我一晚上算出来osu的IP价值”. Their humor is highly referential and intertextual, often parodying historical / bureaucratic / classical styles, like in “你为啥直接让我点图啊?!周礼里不是这样的!你应该先请人向我表达BN Request之意,如果我同意再派人以雁为礼来找我纳采。然后问我User Name、排行(Ranking)、生辰、GDer名字,然后我设宴款待你的使者,敬觯酒、荐脯醢。然后你去宗庙占卜(指Bancho …” and the faux-chronicle style of “皮尝命BAT监试MAT。日已晡,皮尚未退朝,BAT请皮退食。皮以MAT积习疲玩,未之许,BAT激烈曰:‘疑吾买嘱MAT心耶?’… ”. This tendency to remix history, bureaucracy, and game systems into clever satire suggests a love of ideas and patterns more than pure ambition (Slytherin) or straightforward heroics (Gryffindor). While they show loyalty and warmth to friends and the osu! community (e.g. “A VERY HAPPY DAY with @Ryuusei_Aika @Regou__ @FcEazy_osu at SHENZHEN! BIMBIMBAP, MAHJONG AND HOTPOT!” and “感谢好兄弟 Lobelia @osu_Lobelia 请吃的火锅”), the defining throughline is intellectual playfulness and meta-humor, making Ravenclaw the best fit overall.

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A well-suited song is The Greatest because it’s about persistence, pressure, and still having fun with what you love, which mirrors their intense yet humorous dedication to osu! mapping and BN life. They constantly frame themselves in a slightly over-the-top, ‘legend-in-their-own-story’ way, like when they enthusiastically recount their PDC achievements in “就之前可能还有人对我的PDC S3登顶…我今天再给大伙讲一次” and joke about being essential to the scene in “与其寻找BN,不如自己创造一个BN!”. The song’s theme of grinding through setbacks fits their repeated laments about DQ and BN struggles, such as “NAT我求求你了😭 把BN还给我吧😭 你的四周从不缺谁😭 可你看看我呢😭” and the mock-tragic tone in “死之前bn能给一次吗?😭”. At the same time, the track has an upbeat, resilient energy that matches how they turn every frustration into a meme, like “所有人,开始点图!” and their playful BN/PP jokes in “PP图是无罪者的有罪,也是时代给予osu的代价。”. Overall, The Greatest captures their blend of competitive pride, self-deprecating humor, and refusal to quit in a community they clearly care about deeply.

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