Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Culturally literate: References film, theory, and music with ease, e.g. linking Japanese politics to yakuza cinema in “É muito curioso como assim que o Partido Liberal Democrático do Japão… se populariza” and critiquing funding in “Sempre acho hilario que conservador trata lei de incentivo a cultura no brasil…”.
- Intellectually critical: Shows strong analytical thinking about academia and politics, e.g. “Toda vez que eu vejo o debate 'oralidade vs alfabetização'…” and “'Nothing human is alien to me' e eles querem que eu acredite que a libertação da humanidade…”.
- Playfully humorous: Uses irony and jokes to soften heavy topics, like “Meu marido ideal seria se existisse tipo um Arn Anderson Trans” and “Eu vou engravidar esse mangusto somali”.
- Passionate creative: Combines academic and artistic life—DJ, musician, writer—evident in “Terminei os dois artigos do mestrado essa semana” and “Se me deixarem eu toco essa em todo set meu”.
- Queer-affirming: Openly embraces trans identity and queer desire, e.g. bio “Mulher trans” and tweets like “Omegas pelo comunismo” and “tem dias que só um tboy peludo na causa pra curar meu coração traiçoeiro”.
Weaknesses:
- Emotional volatility: Swings between romance, frustration, and exhaustion, like “tem dias que só um tboy peludo na causa pra curar meu coração traiçoeiro” and the intense fixation in “Eu acho q eu to lendo omegaverse obsessivamente…”.
- Combative tone: Expresses irritation with groups in a harsh way, e.g. “Eu n sei quem que eu sigo que vive colocando esses pos conselhistas neomarxistas de araque na minha TL mas eu gostaria que parassem” and “Que pena que só playboy esquerdomacho performatico que gosta do filme”.
- Self-objectifying: Leans heavily into sexualized self-image and fantasies, like “Me jogue as lobas cristãs que voltarei grávida” and frequent explicit thirst such as “Eu preciso lamber cada uma das cicatrizes no tronco desse homem”.
- Obsessive escapism: Uses fandoms and omegaverse as emotional coping, as admitted in “Eu acho q eu to lendo omegaverse obsessivamente tentando achar algum q supra minha saudade deles...” and intense ship/fanfic focus in “Mais uma fic Superbat com Bruce Wayne trans vai me concertar”.
- Harsh elitism: Critiques others from a high-cultural vantage point, e.g. “nós, trans estudadas e inteligentes somos as verdadeiras defensoras do que vale a pena na 'alta cultura ocidental'…” and dismissive takes like “Nothing human is alien to me' e eles querem que eu acredite que a libertação da humanidade vai vir por separar o mundo em guetos epistemologicos”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Lisa Simpson fits best because she’s a precociously intellectual, artsy, and politically engaged girl, which strongly matches this user’s mix of academic rigor and queer cultural obsession. Like Lisa, she’s deeply into high culture and theory while still having very specific niche fixations, from art history and cinema to wrestling and music, e.g. her comment on Japanese politics and cinema: “É muito curioso como assim que o Partido Liberal Democrático do Japão [...] todo um gênero de filmes de Yakuza meio Robin Hood 'o espirito japonês contra o cinismo moderno' se populariza” and her wry take on Brazilian cultural policy: “Sempre acho hilario que conservador trata lei de incentivo a cultura no brasil como se fosse o governo lula financiando cinema de realismo socialista [...]”. She’s also constantly reflecting on aesthetics, criticism, and education—very Lisa-coded—like when she discusses art history and creative anger: “Isso vale para todas as formas de arte btw. O impressionismo só surgiu pq os pintores tinham tempo de ficar com raiva de ter que fazer quadros neoclássicos” and the issue of autobiographical research: “primeiro eu tenho que me importar com sua voz antes de me importar com você”. At the same time, she mixes this with heartfelt queer desire, yaoi/omegaverse fixations, and self-aware humor—like “Eu acho q eu to lendo omegaverse obsessivamente tentando achar algum q supra minha saudade deles...” and “Meu marido ideal seria se existisse tipo um Arn Anderson Trans”—mirroring Lisa’s combination of intense feelings, romantic idealism, and nerdy specificity. Finally, her proud, reflective trans identity and commitment to queer culture (“Duda Salabert [...] nós, trans estudadas e inteligentes somos as verdadeiras defensoras do que vale a pena na 'alta cultura ocidental'”) echo Lisa’s moral seriousness and sense of justice, just aged up, gayer, and far more online.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They lean Extrovert: they constantly engage with others, post about parties, DJ sets, and family gatherings, and openly share feelings and thirsts, e.g. “Quebrando tudo @ the amigo oculto da familia (ft meu pai e minha bisa ao fundo)” and “Bom dia gay people on my phone”, which suggests energizing from social interaction. They’re clearly iNtuitive: many tweets are meta, theoretical, or historical instead of concrete, like “O fluxo da história se baseia na grande urbanização do mundo contra o fascismo da cidade pequena” and “Nothing human is alien to me' e eles querem que eu acredite que a libertação da humanidade vai vir por separar o mundo em guetos epistemologicos”. Their judgment style is strongly Feeling: they foreground values, identity and aesthetics (“trans estudadas e inteligentes”, romance, longing), e.g. “Eu queria que as pessoas deixassem de ser racistas para que não tivesse mais empecilhos para a revolução secularista desencantadora do mundo” and intensely emotional reactions like “Eu preciso lamber cada uma das cicatrizes no tronco desse homem”. Finally, they read as Perceiving rather than structured Judging: they joke about procrastination and uncertainty around academic work (“Terminei os dois artigos do mestrado... Lado ruim: tenho que esperar até idk março pra saber se os professores gostaram ou não”), dive impulsively into obsessions like omegaverse (“Eu acho q eu to lendo omegaverse obsessivamente tentando achar algum q supra minha saudade deles...”), and follow inspiration in art, music, and fanfic rather than a strict plan. This energetic, expressive, theory-loving, value-driven and somewhat chaotic profile fits ENFP best.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said you finished your two master’s articles and celebrated with Singin’ in the Rain — if you need a follow‑up celebration, I can bring the umbrella and we can choreograph a duet through Rio like two very nerdy, very gay Gene Kellys.
- As a humble omega enjoyer who also believes in communism, I feel compelled to ask: when you tweeted ‘Omegas pelo comunismo’, were you recruiting… and if so, where do I sign up for the Revolutionary Uke Brigade?
- You once said your ideal husband would be a trans Arn Anderson; I’m not quite there yet, but I do have the emotional range of a 1980s tag‑team partner and I’m fully prepared to be in your corner, steel chair and affection included.
- The way you talk about Yakuza cinema, PKD, and the ‘fascism of the small town’ makes me think: if history is really this grand struggle between reaction and modernity, would you allow me the honor of being your slightly bewildered but devoted co‑theorist on late‑night walks after Cat Stevens shows?
- You re‑read your favorite yaoi, obsess over omegaverse, and still found Define The Relationship and thought ‘love is natural and real’ — if fanfic brought your faith in love back, maybe chatting with me can convince you that endgame isn’t just for Bruce Wayne and his trans Superbat fics.
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Trans art history grad student & DJ in Rio. Writes on yaoi, wrestling & politics. Once farmed a Borderlands 2 gun for years, it dropped on a random side quest.– @_Syderas
Your signature cocktail
Omegaverse Old School Gay Maxx
This drink runs on Brazilian spirit and leftist bara chaos, so the base is cachaça aged in oak, strong and earthy like her love of wrestling husbands and omegaverse brainworms, from “Omegas pelo comunismo” to “Meu mano Brody King se sacrificando pela vitoria do seu marido… depois dizem que nao existe romance no bara!”. A hit of cold-brew coffee keeps the energy of someone who finishes two grad articles and then celebrates with Singin’ in the Rain, as in “Terminei os dois artigos do mestrado e de comemoração estou vendo Singin' In the Rain. Estou old school gay maxxing”. Hibiscus syrup adds queer, dramatic sweetness and a vivid red hue, echoing her romantic, horny timelines like “tem dias que só um tboy peludo na causa pra curar meu coração traiçoeiro” and “Eu preciso lamber cada uma das cicatrizes no tronco desse homem”. A dash of smoked bitters nods to the darker, critical edge of her art-history and political takes, such as “Nada do humano me é estranho e eles querem que eu acredite que a libertação da humanidade vai vir por separar o mundo em guetos epistemologicos” and “Eu queria que as pessoas deixassem de ser racistas para que não tivesse mais empecilhos para a revolução secularista desencantadora do mundo”. It’s topped with sparkling coconut water for a light, beachy Rio shimmer that recalls “Merzbow na praia \0/” and the chaotic joy of “Feliz ano novo que todos vocês tenham muitos anos novos”. Strong but playful, a little bitter, very queer, and ultimately romantic—just like rereading a favorite yaoi in “Releu o yaoi favorito award” with Future Islands and noise on the speakers.
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
They show a strong intellectual and analytical streak that fits Ravenclaw best. As an art history student who thinks historically and structurally about culture and politics, they write things like “É muito curioso como assim que o Partido Liberal Democrático do Japão (que sempre teve laços fortíssimos com a Yakuza) é fundado e chega ao poder nos anos 50, todo um gênero de filmes de Yakuza meio Robin Hood 'o espirito japonês contra o cinismo moderno' se populariza”, which reveals a habit of connecting aesthetics, ideology, and history. They also critique academic and cultural practices in a very conceptual way, e.g. “Isso é algo que eu tento articular quando eu vejo calouros com uma pesquisa que é quase exclusivamente auto biografica primeiro eu tenho que me importar com sua voz antes de me importar com você” and “Toda vez que eu vejo o debate 'oralidade vs alfabetização' em círculos academicos (tomando partido unilateral do oral) eu só penso nisso”, showing concern with methodology and theory. They’re deeply engaged with film, music, and literature as objects of thought, not just consumption, as in “Top 20 do ano pra mim” and their long reflections on cinema and high/low culture like “Não importa o quanto marxismo cultural e o wokismo tente me convencer do contrário, Baile de Mascaras do Bala Desejo é um musicão”. Even their horny or fannish posts frequently become mini-essays about genre and form (e.g. yaoi, omegaverse, wrestling aesthetics), such as “Esse filme foi bem mais yaoi q eu esperava” and “Em breve no farol brasil: Sobre O Carater Revolucionário dos Ukes”, which reflects Ravenclaw’s love of playful but rigorous theorizing. There are hints of Slytherin ambition in their academic work and political edge, and some Gryffindor boldness in their trans, queer, and communist identity, but the dominant throughline is curiosity, irony, and a constant drive to understand and reinterpret culture—very characteristically Ravenclaw.
Your movie
Your song
Destroy Everything You Touch - Ladytron
The best fit is “Destroy Everything You Touch” by Ladytron, which they themselves reference by posting the lyrics: “Destroy everything you touch today / Destroy me this way / Anything that may desert you / So it cannot hurt you”. The song’s mix of melancholy, romantic fatalism, and synthy drama matches their vibe as a trans art-history student and musician who oscillates between horny yaoi/omegaverse shitposting and intense aesthetic/political reflection, like when they say “O fluxo da história se baseia na grande urbanização do mundo contra o fascismo da cidade pequena”. Its themes of self-sabotage, desire, and damage resonate with their posts about yearning and messy love, such as “Eu quero um amor que seja bom pra mim....” and joking threats of getting pregnant by fictional men and mangustos. The track’s cold, stylish electronic sound also fits someone who is constantly talking about cinema, Marxism, queer theory, and high/low culture collisions, e.g. “Duda Salabert... nós, trans estudadas e inteligentes somos as verdadeiras defensoras do que vale a pena na 'alta cultura ocidental'”. Overall, it captures both their sardonic edge and their very dramatic, romantic, extremely online gay sensibility.
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