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Your Simpsons character
Like Lisa, this user identifies as a misunderstood outsider who struggles with social dynamics and feelings of isolation, specifically stating, “Ida swieta ciezki czas dla autystycznej lesbijki ateistki”. They share Lisa's academic-related anxieties and frustration with peer judgment, as seen when they complain that “wf na studiach to jakiś żart czemu prawie 20 letni ludzie nabijają się z ciebie”. Despite their intelligence, they are prone to existential melancholy and dramatic outbursts, tweeting “No i sie kurwa rozplakalam No i chuj” during moments of emotional overwhelm. Ultimately, both the user and Lisa Simpson navigate the world with a mix of cynical realism and a deep desire for connection, even when they fear they might “Umrę w samotnosci”.

Your MBTI personality Type
The user exhibits clear Introversion (I) and Feeling (F) traits, explicitly identifying as an “autystycznej lesbijki” and frequently venting about emotional distress, such as when they post “No i sie kurwa rozplakalam”. Their focus on abstract self-perception and personal identity over concrete external facts suggests Intuition (N), seen in their humorous self-description as a “zgnily ziemniak” or their “dyluzja” about popularity. Finally, a Perceiving (P) preference is evident through their spontaneous emotional outbursts and lack of rigid structure, often tweeting about immediate frustrations like being “mam juz kurwa dosc” or reacting to the unpredictability of “wf na studiach”. Overall, the combination of deep sensitivity, social isolation, and a focus on internal feelings aligns with the INFP profile.

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Art student and casual gamer navigating life as a ‘rotten potato.’ Once dressed as a priest for class, now just trying to survive university PE and bus schedules.– @_taxidermist_

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This drink captures the chaotic energy of a self-proclaimed “autystycznej lesbijki ateistki” surviving the holidays. The bitter base reflects her holiday spirit—or lack thereof—since she predicts she will “Umrę w samotnosci”. We add absinthe to fuel the “dyluzja ze ja jestem popularna”, balanced by a sharp citrus sting because “wf na studiach to jakiś żart”. Despite the angst, the presentation is as smooth as her “twarz gladka jak u gowniarza” after removing a piercing. It’s a strong, experimental concoction for someone who has “juz kurwa dosc” but keeps moving forward anyway.

Your Hogwarts House
The user demonstrates a strong sense of self-preservation and a cynical, resourceful outlook on social dynamics, traits often associated with Slytherin. They maintain a defiant stance against social pressure, as seen when they state “Nie jestem delulu mam racje” and navigate feelings of isolation with a sharp, protective wit. Their focus on personal aesthetics and specific in-game goals, like deciding “czy kupic dwa once skiny czy nie bo wyjdzie z 90 zl a jeszcze chcialabym s tier skina do wax artista”, shows a prioritized pursuit of individual desires. Furthermore, the bio “i regret nothing” encapsulates the classic Slytherin lack of remorse for their chosen path or personality, even when facing the 'dark times' they predict.

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This song perfectly mirrors the user's struggle with social isolation and the feeling of being an outsider, especially evident when they lament, “Umrę w samotnosci”. Lorde’s lyrics about being 'too much' for people resonate with the user’s self-description as an “autystycznej lesbijki ateistki” facing a difficult holiday season. The track's melancholic tone captures the raw emotional breakdown seen when they post, “No i sie kurwa rozplakalam No i chuj”. Ultimately, the song encapsulates the user's defensive yet fragile worldview where they feel like a “zgnily ziemniak” while navigating a world that doesn't seem to have space for them.

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