Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Passionate fan: Their bio and many tweets show deep enthusiasm for Telamon and niche games, e.g. calling themselves “TELAMON SELFSHIPPERR” and posting constant The Battle Bricks art like “I need to play tbb . At all times . Everyday . Tbb is my serotonin .”
- Creative artist: They share lots of drawings and WIPs, such as “Fat babies featuring Difficulty trio , Ire , and his fuckass recolour . #thebattlebricks” and “I HAVE SO MANY FUCKING WIPS OF EXEC”
- Community‑oriented: They ask followers for input and interact with fandoms, e.g. “Hi , request things for me to draw in the morning . Thanks . Goodnight .” and chatting with parody accounts in “I love interacting with parody accounts as if I am one .”
- Humorous self‑awareness: They joke about themselves and their situation, like “Weekly reminder that I'm not a parody account .” and “This is what I mean by 'forgot I wasnt on private' . . .”
- Emotionally expressive: They openly share feelings about friendships and being liked, e.g. “When people interact and talk to me withoit being forced to , and then I realize I'm actually liked and people actually care about me .”
Weaknesses:
- Self‑destructive urges: They repeatedly mention wanting to die or kill themselves, like “Is there any way to die before august . I seriously cannot make it to 18 .” and “I NEED TO KILL MYSELFGFFF (LIGHTNING STIKES .)”
- Impulsive behavior: They describe acting on intense feelings without much control, such as “Made the impulse decision to stab muself infront of the teacher because she pissed me off .”
- Negative self‑image: They frequently insult themselves, e.g. “I'm a FAT FUCKING CHUD .” and “I am probably the worst 17 year old ever . At this point I am NEVER graduating , wtf .”
- Academic avoidance: They feel stuck and hopeless about school and graduation, shown in “I am probably the worst 17 year old ever . At this point I am NEVER graduating , wtf .”
- Public oversharing: They post very personal or dark thoughts on their main timeline, acknowledging it themselves in “Also sorry for suicide posting on main . ❓️❗️… i'm too lazy to swap to my private .”
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
They align most with Bart Simpson: chaotic, funny, and openly self-deprecating but still very social and attached to their interests. Like Bart, they’re constantly in some kind of melodramatic trouble, joking about school and life, e.g. “I am probably the worst 17 year old ever . At this point I am NEVER graduating , wtf .” and “Made the impulse decision to stab muself infront of the teacher because she pissed me off .”. Their timeline is loud, over-the-top, and prankish, with threats to start chaos like “I WILL START SYSPOSTING ON MAIN . WHO CAN STOP ME . 💥”, which fits Bart’s impulsive, rebellious streak. At the same time, like Bart’s surprising emotional depth, they show intense feelings and vulnerability beneath the jokes, such as “Is there any way to die before august . I seriously cannot make it to 18 .” while still clearly caring about friends and fandoms, e.g. “When people interact and talk to me withoit being forced to , and then I realize I'm actually liked and people actually care about me .”. Their obsessive, meme-y devotion to Telamon and niche games mirrors Bart’s hyperfixations, making Bart the closest Simpsons match overall.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They lean Introvert over Extrovert: they often mention being on private, e.g. apologizing for posting because they “forgot I wasnt on private” in “This is what I mean by 'forgot I wasnt on private' . . .”, and feeling surprised that people like them in “When people interact and talk to me withoit being forced to , and then I realize I'm actually liked and people actually care about me .”. They show strong Intuition: much of their content is about fictional universes, symbolism, and self-shipping (e.g. “Guys remember when I got married to Telamon .”) rather than concrete real‑world details, and they use exaggerated, imaginative language like “I NEED TO KILL MYSELFGFFF (LIGHTNING STIKES .)”. Their decision-making is clearly Feeling-oriented: they express intense emotions and personal vulnerability, such as “Is there any way to die before august . I seriously cannot make it to 18 . I cannot be an adult . I can't .”, and complain about unwanted advances with a strong value stance in “TAKE A FUCKING HINT BRO . I DON'T WANT YOU .”. They appear more Perceiving than Judging: they describe impulsive behavior and disorganization, e.g. “Made the impulse decision to stab muself infront of the teacher because she pissed me off .” and lament school struggles with “I am probably the worst 17 year old ever . At this point I am NEVER graduating , wtf .”. Overall, an INFP profile fits a highly imaginative, fandom-focused, emotionally intense person who values inner feelings and authenticity more than structure or external logic.
Some pickup lines for you
- So… if Telamon already got to marry you on 2026-01-25, do I at least get visitation rights for co-op runs in The Battle Bricks and late‑night Tumore mode art dumps?
- You raging about #pressure stealing your Friends Forever badge and your Robux on 2026-02-06 makes sense, actually—I’d ditch my run too if it meant I could spawn next to you instead.
- You keep saying you’re the ‘worst 17 year old ever’ and that you’ll ‘never graduate’ (2026-01-29), but you’ve clearly got maxed stats in making peak #thebattlebricks art and accidentally blue‑screening Discord and Twitter at the same time—mind if I major in You Studies?
- You: ‘Have you ever missed a fictional character so much?’ (2026-02-05) Also you: Telamon selfshipper, married to him, weekly ‘not a parody’ reminders. Me: looking at my screen like, damn, I wish I were half as beloved as that stupid fucking angel you hate 70+ times in a row.
- You threatened to ‘start sysposting on main’ (2026-02-05); I’m just trying to start softposting about how cute your Nightmail and Exec drawings are and how much I want to be the person you @ when Terraria gets mentioned again.
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Aspen, 17 • He/Him • Draws way too much Battle Bricks & Midnight Horrors fanart • Once lost a Roblox run AND Robux in the same crash– @_TELAMONZZ
Your signature cocktail
Midnight Tumorbrick Fizz
Electric blue curaçao stands in for their chaotic, meme-y presence and constant surprise at being 'blue' everywhere, like when they asked “What the fuck why am I blue”. The spicy cinnamon whiskey shot matches their intense, sometimes self-destructive impulsiveness, echoing posts like “Made the impulse decision to stab muself infront of the teacher because she pissed me off”. Cloudy lemonade with a popping candy rim captures their high-energy fandom rambling and sudden excitement spikes, such as the explosive keysmash in “TERRARIA MWNTIONED🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🔥🔥🔥”. A splash of blackcurrant syrup adds a darker, bittersweet undertone, reflecting their raw posts about not wanting to reach adulthood in “Is there any way to die before august . I seriously cannot make it to 18”. Finally, silver edible glitter represents their creative, devoted fan-art side and selfshipping bravado in “Guys remember when I got married to Telamon” and their proud claim that “I'm Telamon Superfan and I selfship with Telamon . And no one noticed .”.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
Their timeline shows intense impulsiveness, emotional recklessness, and a tendency to charge straight into conflict, all classic Gryffindor traits. They describe making the “impulse decision to stab muself infront of the teacher because she pissed me off” while the teacher kept yelling about their phone being on the desk (“Made the impulse decision to stab muself infront of the teacher because she pissed me off .”), which reflects acting first and dealing with consequences later. They also openly rant about unfair authority, e.g. complaining that a non‑teacher yelled at them while “THE ACTUAL TEACHER DIDNT EVEN GAF” (“Dawg this wan PISSES ME OFF. YOure not even the fucking teacher .”), showing a strong, confrontational sense of justice. Their willingness to suicidepost on main because they’re “too lazy to swap to my private” (“Also sorry for suicide posting on main .”) and to threaten to “START SYSPOSTING ON MAIN . WHO CAN STOP ME . 💥” (“I WILL START SYSPOSTING ON MAIN . WHO CAN STOP ME . 💥”) shows a brash, performative courage and disregard for social backlash. While they care deeply about their fandoms and friends, the overwhelming pattern is fiery emotion, impulsive decisions, and bold public outbursts, which align most strongly with Gryffindor over the other houses.
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Your song
Teenagers - My Chemical Romance
Their timeline is loud, emotional, and darkly humorous in exactly the way Teenagers captures teenage chaos and frustration. They vent about school and teachers with raw irritation, like when they say "Made the impulse decision to stab muself infront of the teacher because she pissed me off .", matching the song’s rebellious, hostile-to-authority energy. The constant swings between self‑deprecation and affection for friends and comfort media, such as "I need to play tbb . At all times . Everyday . Tbb is my serotonin .", fit the song’s mix of angst and defiant survival. Their intense, sometimes morbid honesty about themself and the future, as in "Is there any way to die before august . I seriously cannot make it to 18 .", also mirrors the way Teenagers dramatizes the overwhelming pressure of growing up. Overall, it’s a song about being 17, angry, overwhelmed, and still pushing through with a loud, dramatic flourish—exactly the vibe their account gives off.
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