Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Loyal fan: Consistently supports teams and players, like the Falcons and Rams, e.g. “#RamsHouse 🫡” and “#WelcomeToAtlanta #RunItBack #RightTheWrongsOfThePast #PromisedLandLoading”.
- Emotionally open: Openly shares strong feelings, like “Just started sobbing” and “I really thought we had a chance man 💔”.
- Humor oriented: Uses jokes and hyperbole, e.g. “Some dude on reddit said he looks like a cop that turns his body cam off 😵💫😵💫😵💫” and “This game is on fucking crack”.
- Pop-culture savvy: Engages with TV, games, and music like Mr. Robot and Pokémon, e.g. “Finished Mr. Robot.” and “itch to replay the pokemon mystery dungeon games”.
- Community engaged: Interacts heavily with sports and fandom communities, frequently quote-tweeting and responding, e.g. “I am super okay with this. Seen a lot of fans say they don't want him…”.
Weaknesses:
- Harsh language: Uses aggressive phrasing, e.g. “Refs getting in their feelings… how lame can you be” and “Atlanta sports media is a fucking plague”.
- Hostile reactions: Occasionally directs hostility at people, e.g. “enjoy selling used cars dickhead” and “That kid… needs his ass beat”.
- Pessimistic outlook: Often focuses on worst-case or negative angles, e.g. “Not good enough to make the playoffs and not bad enough to properly tank what the fuck is even the point”.
- Extreme statements: Uses exaggerated violent imagery, e.g. “Genuinely believe everyone affiliated with Kalshi and Polymarket should be burned alive”.
- Sports fixated: Timeline is dominated by sports talk, which can overshadow other aspects of personality, e.g. long sequences of game reactions like “This game is a fucking disgrace” and coach/GM discussions.
Your Simpsons character
Homer Simpson
They come across as passionate, impulsive, and deeply sports-obsessed in a way that strongly resembles Homer Simpson. Their timeline is full of emotional whiplash about football and the Falcons, from explosive frustration like “This game is a fucking disgrace” and “Atlanta sports media is a fucking plague” to sudden, exuberant joy such as “I JUST JUMPED OUT OF MY CHAIR LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOO”. Like Homer, they mix over-the-top anger with humor and self-awareness, joking about their own situation with posts like “Been hearing all this talk about how people will get the ‘biggest tax returns of their lives’ this year meanwhile my return is 368 entire dollars” and “Smoke detector started beeping in the middle of the night and I don’t have a ladder tall enough to change the battery”. The blend of heartfelt fandom (e.g., “Ramily ☹️☹️☹️”), pop-culture enthusiasm (Mr. Robot, Pokémon, K‑pop/ARTMS), and frequent dramatic reactions feels very Homer: loud, emotional, but ultimately earnest and loyal. Their bio line “you'll never have to be alone” and the way they ride or die for their teams mirror Homer’s often chaotic but fundamentally affectionate, ride-or-die nature toward his family and interests.
Your MBTI personality Type
ISTP
They lean Introvert: most tweets are about solo media consumption and internal reactions (NFL games, Mr. Robot, card collecting) rather than parties or big friend groups, and their bio is minimal beyond interests, suggesting comfort observing and commenting more than seeking social spotlight. Their style is strongly Sensing: they focus on concrete events and sensory details like specific plays, broadcasts, or objects, e.g. complaining about a bad snow game in “Very real contender for the worst snow game of all time” and talking about specific card set sizes in “this master set is gonna be like 600+ cards”, instead of abstract theorizing. They are clearly Thinking-oriented: their reactions are blunt, critical, and often cutting, such as “Atlanta sports media is a fucking plague” and “Zero (0) reason their GM should get to stay lmao this is wild”, prioritizing evaluation over harmony. Their time-perspective and lifestyle feel more Perceiving than Judging: they react in-the-moment to games and shows with spontaneous, emotional bursts like “WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED” and “This game is on fucking crack”, and there’s little evidence of long-term planning or structured routines. Taken together—reserved but highly reactive, concrete-detail focused, analytically critical yet casual, and very in-the-moment—ISTP fits best for @_usteen.
Some pickup lines for you
- You finished Mr. Robot and still haven’t started us? Wild. I promise I’m at least episode 4x07 tier – #OneOfThoseOnes.
- You said you ‘cannot eep’ on 2026-01-26… if you need someone to stay up watching cursed Falcons games and snow-disgrace football with you, I volunteer as emotional support fan.
- You really tweeted ‘you’ll never have to be alone’ in your bio and then left me here without a DM? That’s rougher than your $368 tax return.
- As a fellow ARTMS enjoyer and Pokémon/Mystery Dungeon brainrot victim, I think we’re destined for a crossover episode: we sort cards, watch K‑pop stages, and you explain to me for the 10th time why Atlanta sports media is ‘a fucking plague.’
- You went from ‘Goodnight mister shanahan’ to ‘#RamsHouse 🫡’ to begging Matt Ryan to do something for you… how about you let me into the QB carousel and I’ll be the one who actually runs it back with you.
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26. Falcons sufferer, Rams enjoyer, ARTMS enthusiast. Once typed Chrome into the Chrome search bar and still haven’t recovered.– @_usteen
Your signature cocktail
The Ramily Robot Revival
Irish whiskey anchors the drink for Austin 🍀, a nod to turning 26 and putting Martyr Approach on the TV in the “big 26,” as in “Martyr Approach on my television screen in the big 26”, giving it the sturdy, slightly chaotic energy of an NFL playoff game rant. Cold brew coffee channels their late-night Mr. Robot binges and emotional spiral in tweets like “Mr. Robot 407 is #OneOfThoseOnes” and “Finished Mr. Robot.”, keeping the vibe dark, intense, and wired. A Dr Pepper reduction syrup riffs on their simple pleasures and Southern-ish sports-fan energy from “An ice cold Dr Pepper.”, adding sweetness to balance all the screaming about refs and coaches. Sea salt & lime bitters represent their bitter, salty sports takes and gallows humor in posts like “Atlanta sports media is a fucking plague” and “This division is a fucking tragedy”, with a sharp twist of lime for those sudden “WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED” mood swings (link). Finally, whipped cream with green sugar dust is the ARTMS/k-pop and collector sparkle—hopeful, fandom-coded frosting on top of the chaos, inspired by the soft side in “you'll never have to be alone” and the giddy card/ARTMS tweets like “Does that shit say ARTMS 😭😭😭”.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
Their timeline reads like that of a passionate, ride-or-die sports fan who treats games like battles, which leans strongly Gryffindor. They constantly frame situations in terms of courage and destiny, like calling a playoff run “team of destiny shit unfortunately” and begging Josh Allen to “Save the Soul Society”, revealing a hero-centric way of seeing the world. They show a strong instinct to stand up for what they think is right and call out perceived injustice, e.g. calling Atlanta sports media “a fucking plague”, saying referees are “getting in their feelings with the fucking super bowl on the line”, and declaring there is “Zero (0) reason their GM should get to stay”. Their reactions are intensely emotional and impulsive—jumping out of their chair in all caps celebration (“LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOO”) and treating games as matters of life and death (“Please save my life goat”). While they do show wit and some analytical sports takes, the defining throughline is brave, outspoken, heart-on-sleeve loyalty to their teams and players, which is classic Gryffindor energy.
Your movie
Your song
Shake It Off - Taylor Swift
A song that’s half about sports-level competitiveness and half about emotionally coping fits them perfectly. They live and breathe fandom highs and lows, from exploding over wild finishes like “WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED” and “I JUST JUMPED OUT OF MY CHAIR LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOO” to gut-punch losses like “I really thought we had a chance man 💔”. Despite the frustration at refs and media in tweets like “Refs getting in their feelings with the fucking super bowl on the line lol how lame can you be” and “Atlanta sports media is a fucking plague”, they keep coming back with humor and energy. Even in mundane annoyances, like “Smoke detector started beeping in the middle of the night and I don’t have a ladder tall enough to change the battery” or a tiny tax return in “my return is 368 entire dollars”, they lean into the bit instead of giving up. Their mix of sports obsession, pop-culture love (Mr. Robot, Pokémon, ARTMS), and resilient, slightly chaotic optimism mirrors the song’s core: things go wrong constantly, but you keep yelling, caring, and shaking it off.
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