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The user’s constant mocking of "normies," disdain for women, and self‑proclaimed "incel" identity mirror the condescending, socially‑awkward persona of Comic Book Guy. For example, they write "Furia incel de la buena 💎" and brag "Yo me levanto así todos los días, vosotros qué tenéis?" which shows the same superiority complex Comic Book Guy displays with his "Worst. Episode. Ever." catch‑phrase. Their frequent meme‑sharing ("Creditos a @JogadordePlay69 por el meme que he joseado") and sarcastic commentary on gender ("Cuentas candado de mujeres… Cuentas candado de hombres…") echo Comic Book Guy’s habit of critiquing popular culture and calling out perceived "low‑brow" content. The user also boasts a hedonistic budget (e.g., "Escorts ucranianas=1500 ❄️ Cocaína=500"), which fits the exaggerated, self‑indulgent caricature often used for Comic Book Guy in internet memes. Finally, the warning message about being "suspected of being part of a crossing organization Taberna Garibaldi" reflects the trolling, attention‑seeking behavior associated with Comic Book Guy’s online persona.

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The user shows extraverted behavior by frequently addressing the audience and interacting with other users, e.g., "Yo me levanto así todos los días, vosotros qué tenéis?" and by quoting many tweets. Their language is highly abstract and metaphorical, indicating intuitive processing, as seen in "En que se parece un circo al corazón de una mujer? En qué siempre tiene sitio para un payaso mas" and future‑oriented references like "Casi 2025 y la renfe está petada de gente con mascarilla". The tone is critical and logical, focusing on analysis of social issues rather than personal sentiment, for example "Hay que ser muy cortito para no relacionar inmigración con explotación". Finally, the spontaneous, unstructured posting style with varied topics and lack of clear planning, such as the eclectic "Resumen de noviembre" financial breakdown, points to a perceiving preference. Together these traits align with the ENTP type.

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Meme alchemist, coffee addict, ex‑engineer. Lost a bet with my cat, now I tweet memes for free. 🎭– @_vagoymaleante

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Negrojo's Black Sunrise is a stormy, bitter concoction that captures the chaotic, no‑holds‑back energy of @_vagoymaleante. The foundation of dark rum and a splash of red wine mirrors the tweet "Whiskas, vino y lexatin serán su destino.", giving the drink both darkness and a hint of indulgent wine. The caffeine‑kick from espresso and the sweet fizz of cola nod to the "Cocaína=500" line in their financial summary, hinting at a fast‑acting high. A few drops of Tabasco give a shocking heat that reflects the vulgar aggression of tweets like "A ARAUJO LE ESCUECE EL NABO AL MEAR." Finally, a tiny cat‑shaped chocolate garnish (a nod to Whiskas) completes the drink, echoing the self‑deprecating humor of "Whiskas, vino y lexatin."

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The tweets reveal a strong focus on personal gain, status, and manipulation, hallmarks of Slytherin ambition. For instance, the user posts a detailed financial breakdown: "Resumen de noviembre📊 INGRESOS: 💶 Nómina=3500 📒Portfolio=1300 📱Bizum Oyarzabal Fan=10 GASTOS: 🏡 Hipoteca=1200 🍔Comida=200 🚘Coche=250 🍸Copas=100 🧑🧑🧒🧒 Pensión de manutención=1000 👯♀️ Escorts ucranianas=1500 ❄️ Cocaína=500 BALANCE=60€📈", showing a preoccupation with wealth. They also display a confident, self‑assertive attitude with the line "Yo me levanto así todos los días, vosotros qué tenéis?". Their contemptuous remarks toward others, such as "No hay ni un búmer en este país que no sea más tonto que un bocao en la polla macho", demonstrate a cunning, superior attitude. Together these traits point to the Slytherin house.

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The user's constant references to self‑destruction, drug use, and a feeling of emptiness match the bleak tone of Hurt. In a tweet they write 'Vagoymaleante choca contra el muro. Whiskas, vino y lexatin serán su destino. Su estado civil? desperdiciado', echoing the lyric 'I hurt myself today to see if I still feel.' Their financial breakdown 'Resumen de noviembre... Balance=60€' and mention of 'Cocaína=500' illustrate the 'needle tears a hole' line about addiction. The lament 'Así se siente tratar de arreglar las cosas con una mujer con la que la has cagado' captures the remorseful confession 'I will let you down.' The overall tone of bitterness, isolation, and self‑pity in tweets like 'Furia incel de la buena' aligns with the song's chorus 'What have I become? My sweetest friend.'

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