Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Emotionally expressive: Openly shares feelings from joy to distress, like “Estoy que me lleva la fregada mal mal mal” and “No manxen amigos aaaaaaaaaaah q felisida”.
- Affectionate friend: Shows strong love for friends, e.g. “Me voy a salir de la uni para dedicarme full a las pinchechas (las extraño muxo muchote)” and “extraño muxo a pau”.
- Humorous playful: Uses jokes and memes about life and self, like “A veces me siento komo bagrezuko a nivel de pendejes” and “Somos eggs”.
- Passionate fan: Expresses strong enthusiasm for music and actors, e.g. “Te amo mitski eres una cabrona” and “Feliz cumpleaños a mi amor evan peters”.
- Creative playful: Enjoys making and customizing things, as in “Amo hacer mis propios stickers para whats” and using imaginative language like “Moon side boob” in the bio.
Weaknesses:
- Self-deprecating: Talks harshly about themself, such as “Bravo pendejo vales madre” and “A veces me siento komo bagrezuko a nivel de pendejes”.
- Suicidal ideation: Uses phrases about wanting to die, e.g. “Me kiero matar” and “Dios que asco me quiero matar”.
- Academic avoidance: Shows resistance to school and tasks, like “No kiero ir a la escuela” and “Fakin fakers madafakers no quiero hacer la tarea”.
- Emotional volatility: Shifts quickly between excitement and distress, from “ANDO BIEN DELULU” to “Estoy que me lleva la fregada mal mal mal”.
- Negative coping: References harmful or unhealthy impulses, such as “Siempre q veo la orden del fénix me dan ganas de cometer crímenes de odio” and using dark humor about suffering in multiple tweets.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
The account feels most like Lisa Simpson: emotionally intense, introspective, and a little overdramatic in a very self-aware way. She swings between academic/uni stress and existential crisis, like when she posts things such as “No estoy entendiendo nadota de psicometría 😭🙏” and dark humor like “Me kiero matar”. Lisa’s mix of sensitivity and cynicism matches tweets like “Ay pinche gente sin nada que hacer con ganas de joder la felicidad de las personas” and “Dios que asco me quiero matar”. She’s also very emotionally attached to friends and pets, similar to the affection in “Extraño mucho muchote a las pinchechas” and “Amo demasiado a mis perritos”. Finally, like Lisa with her niche obsessions (books, causes, bands), this user fixates intensely on media and celebs, as in “Te amo mitski eres una cabrona” and “Feliz cumpleaños a mi amor evan peters”.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They lean Extraverted: they frequently mention being with friends, joking in class, and craving social connection, e.g. wanting to ask dumb questions in class (“Estoy aburrida, vamos a preguntar pendejadas en clase”), missing friends and group hangouts (“Extraño muxo a pau”, “Extraño mucho muchote a las pinchechas”), and being very expressive and outward with feelings. Their style is clearly Intuitive: they jump from memes to poetic/abstract lines like “Eyes the colour of water left in mud” and “La comodidad de la ignorancia”, and they obsess over fandoms, aesthetics, and imagined scenarios (e.g. “Ustedes creen q se me haga con el chavito (no tan chavito) de países bajos…”). Their decisions and reactions are strongly Feeling-driven: they vent openly (“Me kiero matar”, “Dios que asco me quiero matar”), center relationships and affection (“Te amo mitski eres una cabrona”, “Amo demasiado a mis perritos”), and complain about people hurting others’ happiness (“Ay pinche gente sin nada que hacer con ganas de joder la felicidad de las personas”). Finally, they show a clear Perceiving preference: they procrastinate and go with the flow (“Tengo un chingo de huevaaaaa”, “No quiero hacer la tarea”), make impulsive/funny offers like “Chikos consíganme a 3 personas mayores y les doy una gomita”, and often comment on their shifting moods and delusions (“Ando bien delulu”, “Ando bien volada”) rather than structured plans. This combination of expressive sociability, imaginative/poetic language, emotional intensity, and spontaneity fits ENFP best.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said you’re ‘under a spell, peopleeee’ watching love in the air… if this is a hex from Alex Turner, Mitski and Evan Peters combined to make me fall for you, it’s working suspiciously well.
- You keep saying ‘me quiero matar’ after exams and psychometrics, but as a future psych queen who makes her own WhatsApp stickers and watches debate de niñas precoces ‘porque se odia’, you’re exactly the kind of chaotic brain I’d fail every test just to sit next to.
- You’re out here asking for three ‘personas mayores’ in exchange for a gummy, manifesting a not-so-chavito guy from the Netherlands, and dreaming in Wattpad salas de cómputo… I might not be Dutch, but I can absolutely be your oddly specific delulu side quest.
- You tweet ‘qué bonito es el amor’, cry over Twilight and Order of the Phoenix, and defend Zayn like it’s a sacred duty—so if love can’t be planned, can I at least schedule a date with you, some helado with las pinchechas, and a marathon of Crepúsculo y HP para que me odies menos que a los hombres blancos feos?
- You: ‘Eyes the colour of water left in mud’, ‘the sweetness with Valentina’, ‘Molly smiles’, ‘calabazita tierna’… if that’s how you describe everything else, I’m low‑key terrified (and very curious) to know how you’d describe us after a night of pizza, poetry and abusing Pau’s garrafón de hielos.
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Psych student on the Moon side, powered by coffee, Mitski, and Arctic Monkeys. Once binge-watched Twilight and still passed my exams somehow.– @_valsntv
Your signature cocktail
Moon Side Boo(b)ze – Dulce con Valentina
This cocktail is loud, chaotic, and a little dramatic, just like finishing exams and feeling that “me metieron el pilin bien feo” energy, so it starts with a strong silver tequila base. The tamarind + Valentina reduction nods to their bio wondering “a qué sabrá el dulce con la Valentina?” and to their sweet-but-spicy mood swings between “Q bonito es el amooor” and “Me kiero matar”. Sparkling passion fruit keeps it fizzy and delulu, inspired by “Ando bien volada 😊😊😊😊😊😊” and “Ando bien delulu”, reflecting crushes on Dutch boys and various celebs. A splash of cold brew coffee channels their perpetual student chaos from “No kiero ir a la escuela” and crying over psicometría in “No estoy entendiendo nadota de psicometría 😭🙏”. Finally, it’s garnished with gummy candy as a wink to their semi-sus deal in “Chikos consíganme a 3 personas mayores y les doy una gomita”, because even their bribes are chaotic cute.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
They consistently center their relationships and affection for friends and pets, which is very Hufflepuff-coded. For example, they repeatedly gush about their close-knit group and how much they miss them, saying “Me voy a salir de la uni para dedicarme full a las pinchechas (las extraño muxo muchote)” and “Extraño mucho muchote a las pinchechas”. Their tenderness toward others shows up again in everyday moments, like “A pau le sale rico el webito con jamón, y dios plan comer mientras veíamos south park” and “Amo demasiado a mis perritos”, highlighting warmth, comfort, and care. Even in stress or self-deprecating posts, they stay grounded in shared experiences, joking about class, uni, and life with friends rather than chasing status or spotlight, as in “Estoy aburrida, vamos a preguntar pendejadas en clase” and “Fakin fakers madafakers no quiero hacer la tarea”. The overall vibe is not ambitious or cerebral first, but deeply social, loyal, and oriented around emotional support and togetherness, which fits Hufflepuff best.
Your movie
Your song
Nobody - Mitski
They explicitly declare their love for Mitski with “Te amo mitski eres una cabrona”, so a Mitski song already fits their emotional landscape. Nobody in particular captures the blend of humor, desperation, and melodrama present in tweets like “Me kiero matar” and “Estoy que me lleva la fregada mal mal mal”. The song’s lonely-but-playful yearning matches their romantic chaos and delulu crush energy, as seen in “Ustedes creen q se me haga con el chavito (no tan chavito) de países bajos…” and “Ando bien delulu”. At the same time, the way they swing between affection and exhaustion—“Q bonito es el amooor” versus “Dios que asco me quiero matar”—mirrors the emotional highs and lows in Nobody. Their dramatic, self-deprecating humor and constant overthinking about love and life align almost perfectly with the song’s lyrics and mood.
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