
Strengths and Weaknesses

Your Simpsons character
The account feels most like Lisa Simpson: emotionally intense, introspective, and a little overdramatic in a very self-aware way. She swings between academic/uni stress and existential crisis, like when she posts things such as “No estoy entendiendo nadota de psicometría 😭🙏” and dark humor like “Me kiero matar”. Lisa’s mix of sensitivity and cynicism matches tweets like “Ay pinche gente sin nada que hacer con ganas de joder la felicidad de las personas” and “Dios que asco me quiero matar”. She’s also very emotionally attached to friends and pets, similar to the affection in “Extraño mucho muchote a las pinchechas” and “Amo demasiado a mis perritos”. Finally, like Lisa with her niche obsessions (books, causes, bands), this user fixates intensely on media and celebs, as in “Te amo mitski eres una cabrona” and “Feliz cumpleaños a mi amor evan peters”.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Extraverted: they frequently mention being with friends, joking in class, and craving social connection, e.g. wanting to ask dumb questions in class (“Estoy aburrida, vamos a preguntar pendejadas en clase”), missing friends and group hangouts (“Extraño muxo a pau”, “Extraño mucho muchote a las pinchechas”), and being very expressive and outward with feelings. Their style is clearly Intuitive: they jump from memes to poetic/abstract lines like “Eyes the colour of water left in mud” and “La comodidad de la ignorancia”, and they obsess over fandoms, aesthetics, and imagined scenarios (e.g. “Ustedes creen q se me haga con el chavito (no tan chavito) de países bajos…”). Their decisions and reactions are strongly Feeling-driven: they vent openly (“Me kiero matar”, “Dios que asco me quiero matar”), center relationships and affection (“Te amo mitski eres una cabrona”, “Amo demasiado a mis perritos”), and complain about people hurting others’ happiness (“Ay pinche gente sin nada que hacer con ganas de joder la felicidad de las personas”). Finally, they show a clear Perceiving preference: they procrastinate and go with the flow (“Tengo un chingo de huevaaaaa”, “No quiero hacer la tarea”), make impulsive/funny offers like “Chikos consíganme a 3 personas mayores y les doy una gomita”, and often comment on their shifting moods and delusions (“Ando bien delulu”, “Ando bien volada”) rather than structured plans. This combination of expressive sociability, imaginative/poetic language, emotional intensity, and spontaneity fits ENFP best.

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Psych student on the Moon side, powered by coffee, Mitski, and Arctic Monkeys. Once binge-watched Twilight and still passed my exams somehow.– @_valsntv

Your signature cocktail
This cocktail is loud, chaotic, and a little dramatic, just like finishing exams and feeling that “me metieron el pilin bien feo” energy, so it starts with a strong silver tequila base. The tamarind + Valentina reduction nods to their bio wondering “a qué sabrá el dulce con la Valentina?” and to their sweet-but-spicy mood swings between “Q bonito es el amooor” and “Me kiero matar”. Sparkling passion fruit keeps it fizzy and delulu, inspired by “Ando bien volada 😊😊😊😊😊😊” and “Ando bien delulu”, reflecting crushes on Dutch boys and various celebs. A splash of cold brew coffee channels their perpetual student chaos from “No kiero ir a la escuela” and crying over psicometría in “No estoy entendiendo nadota de psicometría 😭🙏”. Finally, it’s garnished with gummy candy as a wink to their semi-sus deal in “Chikos consíganme a 3 personas mayores y les doy una gomita”, because even their bribes are chaotic cute.

Your Hogwarts House
They consistently center their relationships and affection for friends and pets, which is very Hufflepuff-coded. For example, they repeatedly gush about their close-knit group and how much they miss them, saying “Me voy a salir de la uni para dedicarme full a las pinchechas (las extraño muxo muchote)” and “Extraño mucho muchote a las pinchechas”. Their tenderness toward others shows up again in everyday moments, like “A pau le sale rico el webito con jamón, y dios plan comer mientras veíamos south park” and “Amo demasiado a mis perritos”, highlighting warmth, comfort, and care. Even in stress or self-deprecating posts, they stay grounded in shared experiences, joking about class, uni, and life with friends rather than chasing status or spotlight, as in “Estoy aburrida, vamos a preguntar pendejadas en clase” and “Fakin fakers madafakers no quiero hacer la tarea”. The overall vibe is not ambitious or cerebral first, but deeply social, loyal, and oriented around emotional support and togetherness, which fits Hufflepuff best.

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They explicitly declare their love for Mitski with “Te amo mitski eres una cabrona”, so a Mitski song already fits their emotional landscape. Nobody in particular captures the blend of humor, desperation, and melodrama present in tweets like “Me kiero matar” and “Estoy que me lleva la fregada mal mal mal”. The song’s lonely-but-playful yearning matches their romantic chaos and delulu crush energy, as seen in “Ustedes creen q se me haga con el chavito (no tan chavito) de países bajos…” and “Ando bien delulu”. At the same time, the way they swing between affection and exhaustion—“Q bonito es el amooor” versus “Dios que asco me quiero matar”—mirrors the emotional highs and lows in Nobody. Their dramatic, self-deprecating humor and constant overthinking about love and life align almost perfectly with the song’s lyrics and mood.

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