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Your Simpsons character
They match Lisa Simpson most closely: expressive, introspective, and very online-smart while still being a teen figuring things out. Like Lisa, they’re emotionally articulate and self-aware, joking about feeling bad yet reflective, for example saying “Tô me sentindo meio mal” and later hyping themself up with “eu amo ficar revendo os tweets que eu faço,amo rever meus republicados eu me amo”. Their love of music and pop culture mirrors Lisa’s intense niche passions, shown by their detailed XG rankings in “ranking THE CORE after a week 1. HYPNOTIZE…” and constant stanning like “aí como eu amo essa menina”. They care about social topics and support others, e.g. “Feliz dia da visibilidade trans a todos os meus moots trans amo todos🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻”, which is very Lisa-coded empathy. At the same time, they’re playful, slightly dramatic, and chronically online, joking about clout in “tô gag q falta só 2 seguidores pros 100 trilhões,é tão bom ser famosa” and interaction games like “Teste de interação ! eu te dou uma personagem de monster high q eu acho q combine com seu icon”, which fits Lisa’s mix of earnestness and teen melodrama more than any other main Simpson.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Extraverted: they constantly seek interaction and visibility, joking about being famous and wanting notes, e.g. “zero nots toda hora q eu entro nesse cuitter pqp”, “gente por acaso meus tweets passa na timeline de alguém?”, and “eu quero interagir”. Their interests and way of talking show strong Intuition: they focus on vibes, aesthetics, and concepts ("cunt" playlists, eras, icons), e.g. “vamo tá me ajudando povo,me dêem ideias de músicas cunts (de fêmeas) pra minha playlist (e nome da playlist tmb” and discussions about eras and dominance like “qm acho q dominou as eras de Xg”. They’re clearly Feeling-oriented: very emotionally expressive, affectionate with moots, and focused on emotional support and connection, for instance “Feliz dia da visibilidade trans a todos os meus moots trans amo todos🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻” and their flirting scale where emotional care and humor score highest, “me fazer rir: 1000/10 apoio emocional:9/10”. Their style suggests Perceiving rather than Judging: they are spontaneous, jump between topics, and often improvise instead of following rigid plans, e.g. “já descumpri a única regra do desflop grande pqp”, “acho q eu já fiz essa trend mas n lembro ent vou refazer”, and their playful, chaotic posting about staying, leaving, and then posting again like “Vou me retirar do twitter até eu estar de alma lavada”. Putting these together—high social energy, vibe/idea focus, emotional warmth, and spontaneity—ENFP fits them best.

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Your signature cocktail
Sparkling lychee soda keeps it light and hyper-bubbly, like their constant urge to interact and beat the flop era in “gente por acaso meus tweets passa na timeline de alguém?” and “Esse twitter não está entregando meus posts estamos passando por uma censu”. The blue curaçao/syrup nods to their favorite color and the cool, slightly mysterious K‑pop vibe from their XG and Rinka stanning in “esse sorriso da Rinka me deixa toda boba” and playlist ranking in “ranking THE CORE after a week”. A scoop of strawberry ice cream floating on top is their chaotic “can I have ice cream for lunch?” energy from “Pósso almoçar sorvete?” and the soft, self‑loving mood of “eu me amo”. A tiny dash of chili tincture represents the sharp, dramatic flair in rants like “mona vc pegou o MEU icon que é a minha identidade nesse site” and their 10/10 weakness for teasing in “tipos de flerte que funcionam comigo ... implicância: 10/10”. Finally, edible silver glitter mirrors the joking megastar persona in “já estou com 111 trilhões de seguidores” and “a marca mundial de 100 trilhões de seguidores”, making the whole drink look like a tiny, fizzy award stage for their inner idol.

Your Hogwarts House
They consistently show strong affection and loyalty to their mutuals, like when they say “eu queria que todos os meus moots tivessem a minha idade e morassem na minha cidade eai a gente seria um grupo de +50 amigos” and “vou dormir moots,beijo boa noite pra vocês,amo a todos🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻”. They actively seek interaction and community, joining and worrying about "desflop" and interaction lists, as in “gente onde q olha lista de interação,eu vejo uma vez e nunca mais acho” and “gente esse desflop grande n tá funcionando não,tô curtindo tudo lá e o povo lá fds pra mim(o mirco”, which fits Hufflepuff’s valuing of connection and mutual support. Their playful humility about “fame” and follower counts, e.g. “Gente eu tô gag q já estou com 111 trilhões de seguidores” and “é tão bom ser famosa”, reads more as self-deprecating humor than ruthless ambition, which leans away from Slytherin. They also express emotional warmth and care for marginalized groups, such as “Feliz dia da visibilidade trans a todos os meus moots trans amo todos🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻”, suggesting kindness and fairness as core values. Even when upset (like over someone copying their icon in “mona vc pegou o MEU icon que é a minha identidade nesse site…”), the overall timeline is much more about friendship, playlists, fandom, and cheering on others than about competition or intellectualism. Taken together, the focus on loyalty, affection for friends, and desire for a close-knit community point most strongly to Hufflepuff.

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The best-fitting song for them is “GALA” by XG, because their whole timeline revolves around XG and especially THE NEW ORDER era. They literally post a weekly ranking for THE CORE where “ranking THE CORE after a week 1. HYPNOTIZE (=) 2. TAKE MY BREATH(+?) 3. GALA (+1)”, showing that GALA is one of their top comfort tracks. Their playful, slightly chaotic, very online energy — like joking about fame in “Essa é a chamada fama?” and bragging about ““111 trilhões de seguidores”” — matches the confident, celebratory vibe of GALA. They love being dramatic and a bit camp about their stan life, seen in tweets such as “Xg você vai cantar oq vô cantar... take my breath? ... a então vaza Xg, eu ein a gente quer ouvir os hits”, which is exactly the kind of over-the-top energy GALA exudes. The song’s theme of serving looks, confidence, and being the center of attention lines up with how they talk about themselves, like “eu me amo” and their obsession with icons, visuals, and ‘cunt’ playlists.

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