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Like the refined yet vengeful antagonist, this user exhibits a blend of intellectual elitism and extreme hostility toward those they deem inferior. They frequently disparage others' intelligence, complaining about “Analfabetismo funcional em seu pico” and expressing “Inveja de quem é burro” for their simple lives. Their profile is defined by a reactionary worldview and a penchant for violent rhetoric, exemplified by aggressive outbursts like “GENOCÍDIO EM BANDIDOOOOOOOOOOOOO”. Much like Sideshow Bob's disdain for modern culture, the user rejects 'normies' and contemporary social movements, often using dehumanizing language to assert their perceived cultural and moral superiority.

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Whit3 exhibits strong Introversion through a preference for niche subcultures like anime and a clear disdain for “normies”. Their Intuitive side is shown through an obsession with complex systems of belief, frequently discussing “ontological data” and “ideology tier lists” rather than everyday experiences. As a Thinking type, they are aggressively blunt and prioritize cold logic over social harmony, even going as far as calling others “functionally illiterate” for their reading habits. Finally, the Judging trait appears in their rigid adherence to traditionalist structures and the moralizing tone they use when “refuting theories” from the standpoint of established systems.

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São Paulo | Literature & automotive enthusiast. Once tried using yellow bananas as pre-workout; results were peel-good. Dedicated to faith and deep philosophy.– @_whit3zin

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This drink is aggressively strong and unapologetically bitter, reflecting a user who claims “Amante de carros e do que é autêntico.” while stirring up controversy. The base of raw Cachaça and banana garnish honors his São Paulo roots and his specific pre-workout choice of “Banana. Amarela. Da feira, igual aos minions.”. The cocktail’s pricing and dark undertones reference his questionable business ventures like “batatas selecionadas” for R$14,88, a number often linked to the radical ideologies he explores in his “tierlist de ideolgias”. Finally, it’s served with a pious twist to match his stance that “Catholicism invented beauty” and his distain for “sodomita” culture.

Your Hogwarts House
Whit3 demonstrates the classic Slytherin trait of elitism and a belief in inherent superiority, frequently mocking the intelligence of others as seen when he claims, “Inveja de quem é burro sinceramente” or dismisses functional illiteracy. His ambition and resourcefulness are channeled into rigid ideological frameworks and a desire for power, evidenced by his call for “um Dom Pedro I para esse país” and his interest in political dominance. He exhibits a cunning, often provocative leadership style through aggressive rhetoric, such as when he asserts “Não há diálogo com quem absorve resíduos bolcheviques”, showing a preference for exclusion over cooperation. Ultimately, his self-identification with “The fascist stare” and his focus on preserving specific hierarchies solidifies his placement in the house of ambition and tradition.

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The song's themes of nostalgia and longing for a lost era align with his frequent posts about traditionalism and political decay, such as when he asks for a “Dom Pedro I for this country” or references “The fascist stare”. His bio describes him as a “lover of cars and what is authentic,” reflecting the song's aesthetic of rejecting modern superficiality. The track is often associated with the 'redpill' and 'traditionalist' internet subcultures he inhabits, evidenced by his posts on “Sebo pílula” and his critique of modern morality. Ultimately, the song captures his blend of melancholy and aggressive cultural reactionism, seen in his claim that “Propaganda has never looked so... hot”.

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