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Bart Simpson is the closest match because he is a rebellious, impulsive teen who constantly seeks attention and struggles with feelings of alienation, much like the user's dramatic and self‑destructive posts. The user writes, "I’m killing myself tonight. I’m sorry everyone." and "I want to cut so bad but I left my stuff at home 😭 (I hate having divorced parents)" which reflect the same reckless, self‑harm tendencies Bart sometimes displays when he hurts himself or acts out. Their constant need for validation is evident in "Lowkey hope my irls find this account" and "If my boyfriend doesn't message me back today I'm going to lose it 😭", echoing Bart’s desire for peer approval and frequent outbursts when ignored. The user’s chaotic, over‑the‑top language and use of humor to mask pain – "FINALLY FREE !!" and "SON OF A BITCHHHH MY EX STILL LIKES ME" – mirrors Bart’s sarcastic, rebellious humor. Finally, the user's struggle with identity and feeling misunderstood by adults aligns with Bart’s frequent clashes with his parents and teachers.

Your MBTI personality Type
Based on the user's frequent public posting and desire for interaction (e.g., 'DMs Open, No DNI' and 'Lowkey hope my irls find this account'), they show extraverted tendencies. Their focus on concrete, bodily sensations and immediate experiences ('Everything hurts sm rn especially my stomach' and 'My shoulder hurts sm + I have iron deficiency') points to sensing. The language is driven by personal emotions and values, as seen in statements like 'My gf keeps misgendering me...' and 'I want to die so bad rn', indicating feeling. Lastly, the erratic, spontaneous nature of their posts and lack of planning ('I haven't taken any of my meds in almost two months' and 'I'm actually pissed at myself. My screen time is higher than my step count') suggests a perceiving lifestyle. These traits together align best with the ESFP type.

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16‑yo trans (he/they) scene kid, mental‑health advocate, once celebrated a Capri‑Sun surprise. Open to collabs & chats. 🌈– @a3spath1cx3

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The Neon Nightmare blends bright citrus Capri Sun with electric blue Curaçao, a splash of grenadine, a hit of energy drink, and a dash of bitters, mirroring the user's clash of vivid scene-kid aesthetics and deep inner turmoil. The orange-sweet Capri Sun nods to the tweet 'They gave me a Capri sun I'm so happy rn', while the neon blue hue captures the 'scene kid' vibe. The grenadine, reminiscent of blood, reflects the recurring self-harm references like 'I'm killing myself tonight. I'm sorry everyone.' and 'I want to cut so bad but I left my stuff at home.' The bitter finish symbolizes the constant struggle expressed in 'Lowkey wish I was dead rn' and the fleeting moments of relief in 'FINALLY FREE !!'.

Your Hogwarts House
The user repeatedly emphasizes loyalty and care for close relationships, a hallmark of Hufflepuff. For example, they write, "I think one part of my personality split off and became my bsf bc she's always suicidal... I had to try and stop her from khs and now I'm doing it again," showing a strong commitment to helping a friend. They also express affection and gratitude toward their partner, saying, "My boyfriend is so nice to me... Life is weirdly awesome," which reflects the house's emphasis on friendship and kindness. Their willingness to share personal struggles openly, as in "I can finally take forced recov out of my bio," demonstrates the honest, supportive nature valued by Hufflepuff. Overall, their focus on loyalty, empathy, and community places them squarely in Hufflepuff.

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Many of the tweets reveal a constant battle with self‑harm and suicidal thoughts, such as "I want to cut so bad but I left my stuff at home 😭" and "I’m killing myself tonight. I’m sorry everyone." The lyric "I hurt myself today to see if I still feel" from Nine Inch Nails’ "Hurt" mirrors this self‑destructive impulse. The song’s somber reflection on emptiness and regret, "the needle tears a hole", resonates with the user’s expressions of feeling broken, like "Everything hurts sm rn especially my stomach" and "My shoulder hurts sm + I have iron deficiency". The haunting tone of the Johnny Cash cover, which turns the industrial original into a mournful confession, captures the user’s mix of vulnerability and defiant darkness, as seen in "I have to live so they suffer." Overall, "Hurt" encapsulates the cycle of self‑harm, longing for relief, and the feeling of being trapped that dominates the timeline.

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