Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Darkly-humorous: Uses absurd humor to cope, like “you just mad cuz your son fav color is 5” and joking about gifts: “'What did yall get for Christmas?' 🖕”.
- Emotionally-open: Openly shares struggles with self-harm and eating issues, e.g. “Day one without cutting: im already getting withdrawal symptoms” and “i end up binging and then purging it all”.
- Fandom-passionate: Shows strong enthusiasm for games and characters, like “THPARKLE IS HEREEE” and planning pulls: “Ill try to c4 varesa maybe even c5 if possible”.
- Community-oriented: Frequently engages others with questions and shared experiences, like “Does anyone want to sacrifice their soul for columina with me” and asking for build advice: “Yall how much em does nefer need”.
- Self-aware: Recognizes their own patterns, describing themselves as “lowk the biggest hypocrite on earth” and noting disordered behavior: “Been trying so hard to recover correctly but i end up binging and then purging it all”.
Weaknesses:
- Suicidal-ideation: Repeatedly mentions wanting to die, such as “Anyone else feeling like killing themselves”, “Suicide is now”, and “ONE OF MY NAILS BROKE… IM GOING TO END MY LIFE”.
- Self-harm: Openly talks about cutting and serious wounds, like “Day one without cutting: im already getting withdrawal symptoms”, “Yall i think i hit a vein should I be worried”, and “I think i exposed a tendon but lets just go to sleep”.
- Disordered-eating: Describes restrictive habits and purging, e.g. “Been trying so hard to recover correctly but i end up binging and then purging it all”, “its 3pm and i forgot to eat anything today”, and linking weight to worth: “Needing to be skinny to be able to wear alt clothing”.
- Medication-mistrust: Shows resistance to treatment, saying “They changed my medication to an antipsychotic theyre taking my personality away” and “I stopped taking my meds and i feel just fine which proves my theory of them just trying to make me fatter”.
- Body-shame: Speaks harshly about their body, like “Havent done my daily 7k steps #fatty #useless”, “Maybe i should stop starving myself because im already balding”, and comparing themselves negatively to peers: “seeing people my age getting jobs… while im out here starving and self harming”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
The user most closely matches Lisa Simpson, particularly her combination of intense introspection, high emotional sensitivity, and tendency to overthink everything. Like Lisa, they show a mix of self-awareness and self-criticism, joking about their own struggles while clearly being affected by them, as seen in posts like “Havent done my daily 7k steps #fatty #useless” and “Been trying so hard to recover correctly but i end up binging and then purging it all like ugh can you not be normal”. They display a strong, sometimes dark intellect and existential streak, in tweets such as “Non suicidal people are a myth everyone is a little suicidal” and “The concept of me probably being sent to a psychiatric hospital”, echoing Lisa’s frequent crises about meaning, morality, and mental health. Their queer identity and feeling out of place in their environment, captured by “Dont let anyone lie to you being queer in a country where its not accepted is lowk fun as fuck”, mirrors Lisa’s role as the odd one out in her family and town. Even their mix of earnest emotion and niche fandom enthusiasm, with posts like “THPARKLE IS HEREEE” and “Nefer 10 times more fun to play than anyone else in the game pmg”, fits Lisa’s pattern of throwing herself deeply into her interests as both a coping mechanism and a form of self-expression.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They lean Introvert: most tweets are about their inner world, mental health, and niche interests rather than big social scenes, e.g. “just rotting at this point” and “seeing people my age getting jobs and becoming totally independent while im out here starving and self harming”, and even when they mention others it’s often from a self-focused, reflective angle. Their style is strongly iNtuitive: they dramatize and exaggerate, turning concrete issues into existential/abstract takes like “Non suicidal people are a myth everyone is a little suicidal” and “the concept of me probably being sent to a psychiatric hospital”, and they use metaphors/hyperbole rather than just factual reporting. They are clearly Feeling-oriented: decisions and perceptions are grounded in emotions and self-worth, such as “Been trying so hard to recover correctly but i end up binging and then purging it all like ugh can you not be normal” and the vulnerable admission “They changed my medication to an antipsychotic theyre taking my personality away 💔💔”, plus they often vent rather than argue logically. Finally, they read as Perceiving rather than structured Judging: their life feels chaotic, impulsive, and unplanned—caffeine overdoses, stopping meds, and self-harm decisions like “lets caffeine overdose again cuz why not” and “I stopped taking my meds and i feel just fine”—with little emphasis on schedules or long-term organization. Taken together, the emotionally intense introspection, abstract framing of pain, and spontaneous, messy lifestyle best fit INFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said ‘non suicidal people are a myth’ but the real myth is me pretending I don’t wanna go to the adoption center with you and pick a Vietnamese baby together like it’s a co-op gacha pull.
- You’re out here stressing 75/25s and Nefer EM like it’s life or death, but statistically speaking the real guaranteed win is our banner: limited time, weapon included, zero pity required.
- You called yourself #fatty #useless for missing 7k steps, meanwhile I’m over here wanting to walk laps around your brain because every tweet is so unhinged and funny it should count as cardio.
- You stopped taking your meds because you thought they were just making you fatter; I’d rather see you overmedicated and safe than underdosed and hurting — I like you alive, ranting about sepsis, sparkle, and Chobani on my timeline.
- If you’re ‘rotting’ and ‘lowk dying asf’ but still have the energy to pull out your own infected stitches, survive sepsis, and scream about THPARKLE, I’m convinced you’re basically a tank unit — can I be your support?
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Uni goblin with a gacha addiction, once ate kiwi ice cream despite being allergic. Balancing meds, mental health, and limited pulls since 200X.– @a_fag_named_jul
Your signature cocktail
Suicide Is Now, With Sparkles
This cocktail starts with Fernet and cola to honor their unapologetic taste and chaotic nights, straight from “Fernet with coke 🤤🤤🤤”. A hit of kiwi liqueur with a chili-salt rim represents doing unwise but irresistible things, like “The concept of eating kiwi ice cream while being allergic to it”. The sparkling rosé is for their hyper-fan, hypebeast gamer energy screaming “THPARKLE IS HEREEE” and all the all-caps pulling tweets. A soft vanilla yogurt foam nods to unexpected comfort and small joys in between breakdowns, like “Chobani yoghurt is so damn gooddddd omg this is so fire”. Finally, an activated charcoal ice cube darkens the drink as a dramatic, aesthetic symbol of their self-destructive humor and mental health spiral, echoing “Suicide is now” and “Day one without cutting: im already getting withdrawal symptoms”, turning the whole mess into something strikingly, problematically pretty.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
Their tweets show a sharp, often cutting wit and willingness to embrace being messy or controversial, which fits Slytherin’s edge and self-preservation. They openly describe manipulative or boundary-pushing dynamics, like the slightly flirtatious discomfort in “Yall if one if my guy friends keeps touching my lips and squeezing them what should i do”, but frame it in a way that keeps them in social control of the situation. There’s a recurrent theme of using dark humor and extremity as armor, e.g. “Suicide is now”, “ONE OF MY NAILS BROKE AT THE BASE IM GOING TO END MY LIFE”, and “Non suicidal people are a myth everyone is a little suicidal”, which suggests a resourceful, almost performative way of coping and maintaining an image. Their openness about stopping meds because they think they’re being made fatter in “I stopped taking my meds and i feel just fine which proves my theory of them just trying to make me fatter” shows a stubborn prioritization of their own ideal and autonomy, a very Slytherin kind of self-directedness. Even their gaming and gacha-focused ambition—planning constellations in “Ill try to c4 varesa maybe even c5 if possible but i dont see myself getting c6 since im unlucky asf”—shows they think strategically about goals, even in hobbies. Overall, while they have bits of Gryffindor recklessness and Ravenclaw humor, the dominant themes are self-protective dark humor, strategic thinking, stubborn autonomy, and a delight in being a bit dangerous, which align best with Slytherin.
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Your song
Bury A Friend - Billie Eilish
The song Bury A Friend fits them because it blends dark humor, self-destructive thoughts, and a kind of eerie playfulness that mirrors their timeline. They joke about suicidality and self-harm in a casual, almost offhand way, like in “Anyone else feeling like killing themselves”, “Suicide is now”, and “Day one without cutting: im already getting withdrawal symptoms”. The song’s themes of being haunted by your own mind and body match tweets about meds, psych wards, and self-sabotage, such as “The concept of me probably being sent to a psychiatric hospital” and “They changed my medication to an antipsychotic theyre taking my personality away 💔💔”. There’s also a reckless physical edge—cutting veins/nerves and infections—that echoes the song’s visceral imagery, like in “Yall i think i hit a vein should I be worried” and “So the stitches got infected and i had to pull them out what should i do now”. At the same time, they have bursts of chaotic excitement over games and characters, seen in “THPARKLE IS HEREEE” and “Another win for sparkle fans”, which fits the song’s unsettling mix of energy and bleakness rather than straightforward sadness.
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