A_GardenParty
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Your Simpsons character
The user’s profile is dominated by extremist, anti‑immigrant and anti‑EU rhetoric, a love of authoritarian power, and an aggressive, hateful tone, which mirrors the classic cartoon villain Mr. Burns. Burns is a wealthy, power‑hungry mogul who treats the world as his playground, famously showing contempt for the common people – similar to the user’s tweet 'WE helped you 3 times ww1 ww2 cold war You ungreatful assholes' and 'The EU is evil, and the communists won.' The user’s repeated calls for 'By God we’ll have our home again' and 'Fuck off. Long live Mother Russia' echo Burns’s grandiose, nationalist fantasies. Both also use profanity and dismissive language, as seen in the user’s 'Fuck off. Long live Mother Russia' and 'You will not touch ONE foot of American land (north or south). The Monroe Doctrine STANDS!' The combination of elitist disdain, conspiratorial worldview and aggressive patriotism makes Mr. Burns the closest match among the Simpsons cast.

Your MBTI personality Type
Based on the user's active, confrontational posting style, they appear extraverted, as seen in direct challenges like 'Fuck off. The battle flag …' and 'Do it, fucking do it.' Their focus on concrete, observable details—e.g., 'Hyfetch is significantly slower than Neofetch; it's trash,' 'Only because of Anti Cheat and VR do I have Windows on there,' and 'Try driving one when its 5 °F out'—indicates a sensing preference. The majority of their arguments are framed in logical, evaluative terms, such as critiquing software performance and claiming 'The EU drains US resources and then mocks not only the US but Americans as well,' reflecting a thinking orientation. Their posting pattern is spontaneous, varied, and lacks a structured agenda, exemplified by rapid, off‑the‑cuff statements like 'We will keep winning,' 'Long live Mother Russia,' and 'I'm a male, I've got a foid, and I've been using Linux for years!' which points to a perceiving style. Together these traits align best with the ESTP personality type.

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Southern Catholic & Linux tinkerer who once tried running Neofetch on a toaster. Tech jokes, prayers, and the occasional political rant.– @A_GardenParty

Your signature cocktail
The Bootloader Bourbon mixes Southern bourbon with blood orange liqueur, echoing the user's devotion to a "Christian nation" as they declare "America IS a Christian nation." The spicy ginger beer adds a rebellious kick that mirrors their anti-EU sentiment, captured in the tweet "The EU is evil." A dash of Angostura bitters brings a bitter edge reflecting their frustration with liberal politics, echoed by "Hyfetch is significantly slower than Neofetch; it's trash." The splash of cola ties the drink to classic American culture, recalling their claim "We helped you 3 times ww1 ww2 cold war". Finally, the name "Bootloader Bourbon" nods to their tech-savvy side, referencing their love of Linux and the bold statement "Long live Mother Russia".

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The user repeatedly shows a strong drive for power and self‑interest, such as saying "Do it, fucking do it… I'm willing to go broke if it means we can ally with NATIONS WHO WILL CARE FOR US… I'd rather be allied with Russia than any EU cucked Orwellian WEF bullshit." This reflects Slytherin’s ambition and willingness to use any means to achieve goals. Their pride in having "helped you 3 times WW1 WW2 Cold War… You ungreatful assholes" demonstrates a desire for recognition and dominance. The frequent calls for "By God we'll have our home again" and the aggressive, strategic positioning against the EU and other groups further align with Slytherin’s resourceful, cunning nature.

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The user frequently expresses strong patriotic and Christian sentiments, as seen in tweets like "America IS a Christian nation" and "Deo Vindice, Ave Maria!". They also emphasize national pride and a nostalgic view of America, e.g., "Peak America culture was 1900s 70s" and "We will keep winning". The song "God Bless the USA" by Lee Greenwood captures this blend of religious faith and patriotic fervor, with lyrics such as "And I'm proud to be an American" that echo the user's self‑identification. Additionally, the chorus's call for divine protection mirrors the user's repeated prayers for personal matters, such as "Please pray for my girlfriend, her health isn't in the best state". Overall, the song's themes of faith, patriotism, and defiant optimism align closely with the user's worldview.

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