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Your Simpsons character
Shadow reads as a chaotic, mischievous but ultimately affectionate online gremlin, which aligns most with Bart Simpson. They’re loud, dramatic, and fond of over-the-top reactions, like “I SHOULDVE NEVER JOINED THIS FUCKING VC AGAIN OH MY GOD LET ME OUT LET ME OUT BEING RAGEBAITED ISNT A CHOICE ANYMORE…” and “SOMEONEFUCKINGFREEMEITS4AMOHMYGODSHUDSHUDERYWHENIGETYOUIHATETHISHELPMEIMGOINGTOFUCKINGDIE #vcprison”, which feel like Bart’s melodramatic antics. They show a prankish sense of humor and love of bit-commitment, spamming “#LukeyForRisingStar” over and over and calling themselves part of the “evil silly pangkey discord” in posts like “dm me to join the evil silly pangkey discord :3”. At the same time, there’s a clear loyalty and earnestness under the chaos: they hype their streamers and friends affectionately, like “HELLO EVERYONE… VOTE LUKEY FOR RISING STAR !! … I LOVE MY STREAMERS COMMUNITES (and them i guess /silly)” and “i tell shud and kiya to join vc prison … oh how i love #VampiresSMP”, which mirrors Bart’s soft spot for his people. Their mix of edgy jokes (“mpreg”, “ive been saying 'ill just die' a lot recently”) and genuine enthusiasm is very much the modern-fandom equivalent of Bart’s rebellious but ultimately big-hearted nature.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Extraverted: they constantly engage with communities, group VCs, and shared events, like the long VC sleepover and subathon hype in “sleepover with goats :D we are watching vampires smp and pushing for 24 hours in vc” and “HELLO?? CAN YALL HEAR ME?? UHM JOIN THE LUKEY SUBATHON…”, and they run or promote social spaces such as the evil silly pangkey Discord in “dm me to join the evil silly pangkey discord :3”. Their focus is strongly Intuitive: they obsess over narratives, symbolism, and theorycrafting around Vampires SMP (e.g. “i want v!owen to tell v!avid that hes a vampire… boy who cried wolf situation…” and “GUYS V!AVID BECOMES THE MONSTER ITS CONFIRMED BY SHUD'S THEOIRES AND MUSIC TRUST TRUST”), showing comfort with possibilities and speculative ideas rather than concrete, practical topics. They are clearly Feeling-oriented: their language is emotional, relational, and value-driven, from enthusiastic stan energy in “I LOVE MY STREAMERS COMMUNITES (and them i guess /silly)” to playful threats and melodrama like “me if you dont vote #LukeyForRisingStar” and “I SHOULDVE NEVER JOINED THIS FUCKING VC AGAIN OH MY GOD LET ME OUT”. Their behavior reads Perceiving: they act spontaneously (staying in VC until 4 a.m. in “SOMEONEFUCKINGFREEMEITS4AMOHMYGOD…”), make impulsive money choices like “oh fuck me I spent all my money already”, and dive into campaigns such as the #LukeyForRisingStar spam without structured planning. Combining high social energy, creativity, emotional intensity, and spontaneity, ENFP best fits their overall online persona.

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Shadow | he/they | Minecraft & Vampires SMP enjoyer, pangkey propagandist, occasional VC escapee. Once stayed up 24h in call just to theorize lore.– @A_ShadowCritter

Your signature cocktail
This cocktail is dark, sweet, and a little unhinged, just like a boy creature who is a self‑proclaimed “lurker of the shadows :3” from their bio. The blackcurrant base gives a deep, nocturnal color, calling back to their obsession with all things vampiric and tweets like “// vampire SMP spoilers IM GOING TO EAT V!AVID #VampiresSMP”. An espresso shot captures their chaotic, sleep‑deprived VC energy and 24‑hour antics such as “we hit 23 hours :DD we are jamming with rythm” and the #vcprison meltdown in “SOMEONEFUCKINGFREEMEITS4AMOHMYGODSHUD…”. Cherry cola adds playful sweetness and fandom comfort, echoing their excited stanning in “HELLO EVERYONE… VOTE LUKEY FOR RISING STAR !! #LukeyForRisingStar”. A splash of lime gives a sharp, slightly bitter twist that mirrors lines like “ive been saying 'ill just die' a lot recently” and their dramatic horror at being broke in “oh fuck me I spent all my money already”. Finally, edible glitter or a shimmering rim nods to their gender/playful pronoun joy in “it/its yes she/her yes he/him yes they/them yes neo pronouns yes…” and the theatrical flair of being “EvilGayPangkey” in their bio.

Your Hogwarts House
Shadow’s defining trait across their timeline is intense loyalty to their friends and favorite creators, which is very Hufflepuff-coded. Their relentless campaigning for Lukey in the Streamer Awards — spamming variations of “#LukeyForRisingStar VOTE THAT STREAMER MAN FOR RISING STAR” and “🫵🫵 YOU 🫵 VOTE LUKEY STREAMER MAN FOR RISING STAR IN STREAMER AWARDS !! #LukeyForRisingStar” — shows a willingness to work hard and be the ‘hype friend’ for someone else’s success. They also pour that same energy into their fandom communities, like promoting streamers and community projects with “VOTE TUBBO FOR MINECRAFT CATEGORY !! (and also #LukeyForRisingStar)” and “everyone should check this out its so cool”, which reflects fairness and supportiveness rather than self-promotion. Their affection for the ‘evil silly pangkey’ Discord — “theres so many people joining the evil silly pangkey discord this is great and kinda scary but yippee” and “i brought joy and whimsy to the evil silly pangkey discord (i made happy channels since we didnt have any :D)” — shows they care about creating a welcoming, fun environment for others. Even their pronoun and boundary post, boosting a tweet with “it/its yes she/her yes he/him yes they/them yes neo pronouns yes name instead of pronouns yes mx yes mr yes miss/ms yes giving me your pronouns yes :3”, highlights inclusivity and kindness. While they have moments of chaotic humor and fandom obsession, the consistent throughline is patience with their communities, loyalty to their faves, and a desire to make shared spaces better for everyone — all core Hufflepuff qualities.

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A_ShadowCritter has a chaotic, feral queer energy mixed with melodramatic devotion that fits “I Wanna Be Your Slave” perfectly. Their bio calling them an “EvilGayPangkey” and a “boy Creature and lurker of the shadows :3” already lines up with the song’s dark, playful, and unapologetically horny vibe. They oscillate between joking about death and angst, like “ive been saying 'ill just die' a lot recently” and “id rather die”, and intense obsessive fandom energy, such as the flood of “#LukeyForRisingStar” tweets and “IM RUNNING OUT OF SILLY THINGS TO SAY CHAT VOTE THAT QUEERBAITER #LukeyForRisingStar”](https://x.com/A_ShadowCritter/status/1982180947450601502). The song’s themes of contradiction—submissive and dominant, sinner and saint—mirror their mix of evil-silly chaos and genuine affection, like organizing the “evil silly pangkey discord” while also saying “i brought joy and whimsy to the evil silly pangkey discord”. Their love of vampires, angst, and queer dynamics in Vampires SMP (“WE CANT WAIT TILL AFTER TWICHCON I DONT WANT TO DEAL WITH PANGI AND LUKEY GIVE ME VAMPIRES SMP ANGST PLEASE”) also fits the song’s dramatic, sensual, and slightly unhinged tone. Overall, the track’s loud, messy, queer desire and theatrical darkness match Shadow’s whole online persona almost one-to-one.

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