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Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- PoliticalActivist: Posts repeatedly about protests and anti‑government slogans, e.g., #TrancaTuCalleTumbaTirano
- CreativeHumor: Shares satirical jokes like the ‘Dale a un hombre un pez…’ meme and absurd dialogues
- Passionate: Uses intense language such as “LA GNB ESTA ASESINANDO AL PUEBLOOO!!!!!” showing strong emotion
- MusicallyEngaged: Mentions favorite bands and shares song titles, e.g., Shy Nature, Snow Patrol
- FitnessFocused: Bio states “WORKOUT EVERY DAY” and tweets about sets, dips, and workouts
Weaknesses:
- ProfanityHeavy: Frequent profanity, e.g., “VERGA, UN COÑO DIALOGO!!”
- ViolentRhetoric: Calls for violent actions, e.g., “MOLotov con las tanquetas” and “LA GNB ESTA ASESINANDO”
- ChaoticWriting: Irregular spelling and punctuation, e.g., “DATOO: ES LA GNBB QUE ESTA QUEMANDOO LOS EDFF!!!!!”
- NegativityBias: Predominantly negative posts about Venezuela without constructive solutions
- MisinformationRisk: Shares sensational links and unverified claims, e.g., the link to a rumor about Maduro’s speeches
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
The user’s constant anti‑authority outbursts, such as "LA GNB ESTA ASESINANDO AL PUEBLO!!!" and "EL GOBIERNO ROBA. LA POLICIA MATA. LA PRENSA MIENTE", echo Bart’s rebellious disdain for school teachers and adults. They also mix crude profanity and juvenile jokes (e.g., "VERGA, UN COÑO DIALOGO!!" and "Mierda Mierda!!! Nos bombardean") which mirrors Bart’s tendency toward edgy, sarcastic humor. Their teenage pop‑culture references, like "Snow Patrol Chasing Cars" and "Shy Nature ... is my prefered band", resemble Bart’s love of music and trends. The frequent picture‑laden, attention‑seeking tweets reflect Bart’s habit of constantly pranking and seeking the spotlight. Altogether, the blend of rebelliousness, profanity, teenage interests, and erratic posting style fits Bart Simpson best.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
Their constant, high‑volume posting and rallying language ("#TrancaTuCalleTumbaTirano", "LA GNB ESTA ASESINANDO AL PUEBLOOO!!!!!") shows an outward, energetic drive typical of Extraversion. They frequently jump between concrete political events and imaginative musings such as "If trees gave wifi many people would plant them, unfortunately they only give oxygen" and "Actualizar Twitter cada 5 minutos es el equivalente a abrir el refrigerador..." indicating a preference for Intuition. Their messages are driven by personal values and strong feelings rather than detached analysis, evident in emotional outbursts ("Dios MIOO QUE HORROR TODO ESTO!!") and moral judgments ("EL GOBIERNO ROBA. LA POLICIA MATA. LA PRENSA MIENTE"). The spontaneous, unstructured nature of their timeline—mixing protest hashtags, jokes, song lyrics, and random observations without a clear plan ("a recargar energias para mañana")—reflects a Perceiving preference. Overall, the blend of enthusiastic advocacy, imaginative language, value‑based statements, and flexible posting style aligns best with the ENFP type.
Some pickup lines for you
- I heard you do 240 dips a day—mind if I try a set of 'heart dips' and see if we can lift each other's spirits together?
- Your shoutout to Shy Nature and Snow Patrol tells me you have great taste—maybe we can be the perfect duet, with me humming 'you’re my happy little pill' while you sing 'Chasing Cars'.
- Seeing your #Venezuela protest tweets makes my heart rally for you—how about we start a love strike and occupy each other's thoughts?
- You said 'Estas como tatuada en mis dos pupilas'—so my pupils are already inked with your image; care to add a smile to the picture?
- Your humor mixes Miley stealing Thor’s hammer with wild memes—let's create our own legendary meme: two rebels, one workout routine, and a soundtrack of Shy Nature.
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Venezuelan teen activist, gym junkie, music lover. Once tried to bench press a protest sign. #StayStrong #SpeakUp– @AAAHAAAH
Your signature cocktail
Leopoldo's Molotov Mule
The Leopoldo's Molotov Mule mixes smoky mezcal with a spicy habanero syrup to capture the fiery protest spirit of tweets like "LA GNB ESTA ASESINANDO AL PUEBLOOO!!!!!" and "#SoyLeopoldoSoyResistenciaYGuarimba". The bright pomegranate juice adds a splash of Venezuelan red, echoing the user's patriotic hashtags such as "#Venezuela sigue en pie de lucha". A fizz of ginger beer gives the drink a wild, unpredictable energy, much like the chaotic posts about "Molotov con las tanquetas" and "LLEGARON COMO 100 MOTOS DE LA GNB, 6 o 9 TANQUETASSS!!!". The cocktail also nods to the user's gym obsession with a high‑proof spirit and a peppery kick, reflecting lines like "WORKOUT EVERY DAY, 16" and "I do 4 sets bro yeahh!!". Finally, a subtle hint of bitters reminds us of the darker humor in tweets like "Búscate una mujer con cerebro, porque vagina tienen todas."
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
This user shows a strong tendency toward bravery and defiance, hallmarks of Gryffindor. They repeatedly pledge to confront the Venezuelan regime, as in "Mama tu me enseñaste a defender mis ideales. Perdóname pero en contra de tu voluntad mañana, saldré a defender mi pais" and "#TrancaTuCalleTumbaTirano". Their calls to resist oppression, like "LA GNB ESTA ASESINANDO AL PUEBLOOO!!!!!" and "EL GOBIERNO ROBA. LA POLICIA MATA. LA PRENSA MIENTE", demonstrate a willingness to stand up despite danger. While they also support community action (e.g., "PUNTO DE ACOPIO: Maalox, Vinagre, Agua..."), the dominant trait is courageous activism, fitting Gryffindor.
Your movie
Your song
Killing in the Name - Rage Against the Machine
The user’s tweets repeatedly express anger at the Venezuelan police (GNB) and the Maduro regime, e.g., "LA GNB ESTA ASESINANDO AL PUEBLOOO!!!!!" and "#TrancaTuCalleTumbaTirano". Their defiant tone and profanity, such as "VERGA, UN COÑO DIALOGO!!", echo the rebellious chant of "Killing in the Name". The song’s central line "Fuck you, I won’t do what you tell me" mirrors the user’s refusal to obey the government: "MAMA TU ME ENSEÑASTE A DEFENDER MIS IDEALES…". Moreover, the high‑energy riff of the track matches their fitness‑focused posts like "I do 4 sets… TODAY 240 DIPS", making it a fitting anthem for both protest and workout. Overall, "Killing in the Name" captures the user’s blend of political rage, anti‑authority sentiment, and aggressive energy.
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