
Strengths and Weaknesses

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Lisa fits best because this user is introspective, creative, and emotionally intense, much like Lisa’s melodramatic yet self-aware personality. They clearly care a lot about art and struggle with perfectionism and motivation, as seen in posts like “me it’s me trying to learn to love art again FUCK” and “i want to draw….but the parasites in me don’t want me to draw……”, which mirrors Lisa’s bouts of artistic block and frustration with herself. Their agender identity and joking about wanting to look like a “beautiful butch” in “i need to get jacked bc i want to look like a beautiful butch but i just look like a teenage boy” align with Lisa’s questioning of norms and never quite fitting the expected mold. At the same time, they’re very loving and loyal to friends and family, shouting out a bestie in “HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY BESTIE BOO BOO BEAR @lmd00_ I WUVS U BUBBY WUBBY”, which echoes Lisa’s intense affection for the people she cares about. Their mix of depressive humor and genuine hope—like “happy summer solstice depression CURED”—also feels very Lisa: dramatic, self-aware, and still trying hard to find meaning and joy.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Introvert (I): most tweets center on solo gaming, drawing, and inner feelings rather than large social scenes, like romanticizing a private gaming life in “born too late to be a cowboy born too early to be a space cowboy…” and struggling with art alone in “i want to draw….but the parasites in me don’t want me to draw……”. Their humor and interests show Intuition (N): they spin dramatic, imaginative narratives out of small things, such as “i am divinely protected and ur life with fall apart if u wrong me” and fantastical self‑talk in “i will do a little heroin to impress my junkie boyfriend”, indicating a focus on ideas and symbolism over practical detail. Emotional expression dominates, suggesting Feeling (F): they talk about needing love and affirmation in “me when my coworkers get me cupcakes and give me hugs and wish me luck and tell me im gonna be great and i remember i am loved and people like me 😭” and frame even games in emotional, relational terms like “i want two boyfriends and i want the boyfriends to be boyfriends”. Their life comes across as spontaneous and flexible, not rigidly planned, pointing to Perceiving (P): they joke about chaotic work/sleep schedules in “i love waking up at 2:30am … going to bed at 6pm does not affect my sleep schedule” and approach moving and jobs with a mix of memes and impulsive feelings, as in “forgot about the ramifications of moving out i forgot about the rammies”. Altogether, an imaginative, emotionally expressive, internally focused, and spontaneous style fits INFP best.

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20 • agender artist + gamer. Splits time between RDR2, Fallout, and drawing guys who’d ruin my life. Once updated games on work Wi‑Fi and blamed the router.– @aabibiee

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This bubbly, slightly bitter spritz is for the agender space cowboy who keeps threatening to move to New Vegas and Goodneighbor in the same week, channeling their self‑description as “sadie adler’s lap dog” and tweets like “home from work cowboy time”. The blood orange aperitif brings a dramatic, tangy edge, matching their flair for melodrama and horny frontier art in posts like “trelawny is a baddie put me in a room with him, one of us is coming out pregnant and it’s not gonna be me” and “i hate benny”. A sharp espresso shot captures their chaotic work/life schedule and opening shifts in “i love opening… i love waking up at 2:30am” while fueling late‑night gaming and drawing crises like “i want to draw….but the parasites in me don’t want me to draw……”. The sparkling rosé is sweet, soft, and celebratory, reflecting moments of joy and self‑love such as “ME AGAIN I LOVE MYSELF”, “got approved for my first apartment housing crisis WHO”, and “we’re officially moved in”. A cherry cola reduction (or splash) nods to their playful, slightly trashy, comfort‑food vibes seen in “me and my daily bacon egg and cheese biscuit” and their ride‑or‑die loyalty to weird little guys like in “he’s so fucking ugly come here big boy”. Finally, edible glitter or star sprinkles reference their name and celestial emoji in the bio and posts like “born too late to be a cowboy born too early to be a space cowboy…”, turning the glass into a tiny galaxy for this chaotic, tender, cowboy‑obsessed artist.

Your Hogwarts House
This user shows strong Hufflepuff traits of loyalty, warmth, and steady care for others. They gush about their coworkers’ support and how loved they feel in a very reciprocal, appreciative way: “me when my coworkers get me cupcakes and give me hugs and wish me luck and tell me im gonna be great and i remember i am loved and people like me 😭😭😭…”. Their affection for friends is loud and wholehearted, as in the over-the-top birthday message to their best friend: “HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY BESTIE BOO BOO BEAR @lmd00_ I WUVS U BUBBY WUBBY 😢😢🥺🥺😢🥺😢😏✂️✂️✂️🌈🌈🌈✂️🌈”. They’re also deeply caring toward animals and loved ones, calling their pet “my son,,,he is sick” with clear concern: “my son,,,he is sick”. Even when jokingly threatening people who wrong them, it comes from a protective instinct rather than cold ambition: “i am divinely protected and ur life with fall apart if u wrong me”. Taken together, their focus on relationships, emotional sincerity, and comfort over glory or cunning strongly aligns them with Hufflepuff.

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A fitting song for Abbie is “Motion Sickness” by Phoebe Bridgers, which balances raw emotion, dark humor, and messy affection—very in line with their online voice. They joke about misery and love simultaneously, like when they post “romanticizing my life in the city like i won’t have to consider hooking on the corner for money once a month”, echoing the song’s mix of vulnerability and wry self-awareness. Their bio, “agender • twenty • sadie adler’s lap dog,” and tweets like “i need him.” and “i want two boyfriends and i want the boyfriends to be boyfriends” capture that yearning, slightly chaotic affection that runs through the track. They also lean into sadness and self-deprecation—“something horrible is happening inside of me” and “i want to draw….but the parasites in me don’t want me to draw……”—which fits the song’s emotionally exhausted yet still tender perspective. Overall, their combination of fandom brainrot, queer longing, and melancholy humor aligns closely with the emotional tone of Motion Sickness.

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