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This account most closely matches Bart Simpson: chaotic, jokey, and constantly toeing the line between funny and mean. They fire off irreverent, edgy jokes and insults like “nickeh30 has a humiliation kink” and “retard doesn’t know who conan is”, which fits Bart’s bratty, troublemaking side. At the same time, the bio — “hey guys don’t make fun of me i don’t like it and it’s mean” — echoes Bart’s occasional vulnerability when the teasing turns back on him. Their absurd, semi-gibberish posts like “wayhyy jbawso hw upu guu sy aree be ionhg mean./.. hujtunmp i an tumpo” and exaggerated ranting such as “I HATE THE JOYJAK, I HATE IT! I HATE IT” also match Bart’s hyper, prankster energy. Even their mock-edgy political parody in “Gun control, FUCK! GUN CONTROL IS FUN CONTROL” feels like something Bart would scribble as a joke rather than a serious manifesto.

Your MBTI personality Type
They come off as very outward‑facing and energized by interaction, frequently provoking and responding to others in public, like calling someone a narcissist in “the guy on the left is such a narcissist. dude is awkwardly looking at the camera for the whole video.” and openly asking “who want me?” in “who want me?”, which leans E over private, reserved I. Their humor is highly conceptual, surreal, and reference-heavy rather than grounded in concrete details, seen in posts like “If copies are rainbow And the Gaster door is normally gay Then what the fuck does the brown door imply” and word‑salad bits like “eeermmm all caps when you spell the man’s name, gas drawls…. you wereee veeeeyy hii….. BU THE WAY… rap and roll is not nous pooolutoon…. skibidi doom skibidi skibidi doom skibidi like a doom”, which strongly suggests N. Their style is blunt, mocking, and debate-oriented rather than harmony‑seeking, as in “nickeh30 has a humiliation kink”, “THIS SHIT TRACED”, and “retard doesn’t know who conan is”, pointing to T over F. They appear highly spontaneous, reactive, and chaotic instead of structured or planned, posting rapid‑fire riffs like “erm i feel a banger tweet going on.... i LOVE playing video game ... banger tweet follow for more” and messy streams such as “wayhyy jbawso hw upu guu sy aree be ionhg mean./.. hujtunmp i an tumpo”, reflecting a flexible P rather than organized J. Altogether, the extroverted, irreverent, idea‑spinning, debate‑happy, and unstructured vibe best fits ENTP.

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Geoff “aaromlicious” Gameawards | indie game + memes + cursed timelines | once named a Plague Inc. bacteria Fucklenut and still got invited to Gamefest– @aaromlicious

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This cocktail hits as hard and chaotically as their timeline: strong, loud, and a little unhinged. The overproof rum is for the unfiltered, explosive energy of posts like “I HATE THE JOYJAK, I HATE IT! I HATE IT” and “holy shit”. Sour cherry liqueur mirrors the bitter-sweet edge of clowning on stuff while still clearly caring, like “the guy on the left is such a narcissist. dude is awkwardly looking at the camera for the whole video.” and “those background characters suck”. The caffeinated cola reduction captures the hyper, rambling energy of posts such as “eeermmm all caps when you spell the man’s name, gas drawls…. you wereee veeeeyy hii….. BU THE WAY… rap and roll is not nous pooolutoon…. skibidi doom skibidi skibidi doom skibidi like a doom”. Jalapeño-infused simple syrup adds a sharp burn that matches their tendency to go from joking to aggressively direct, like “shut the fuck up” and “retard doesn’t know who conan is”, while still technically being ‘sweet.’ Finally, the splash of blue curaçao is a nod to their surreal gamer/Internet brain blend—stuff like “geoff here, i may have ibs. see you at summer gamefest! #gameawards” and “play my geoff games”—giving the drink a weird, eye-catching color that feels exactly as chaotic as their feed.

Your Hogwarts House
Their posts consistently emphasize sharpness, mockery, and a willingness to go on the attack, which fits Slytherin’s resourcefulness and ruthless edge more than any other house. They casually level harsh, humiliating accusations at others, like claiming “nickeh30 has a humiliation kink” and dismissing content with “do not watch this shit”, showing a readiness to use cutting language to position themselves above others. They also display a taste for provocation and edgy performance, e.g. satirically posting “Facts: Gun control, FUCK! GUN CONTROL IS FUN CONTROL THEY/THEMOCRATS WANT TO TAKE YOUR FUN”, which suggests a strategic embrace of persona and controversy. Even when joking about being blocked by many people they “don’t even know” in “i’m blocked by like 20 different people i don’t even know, who the fuck are these people”, there’s an underlying pride in the notoriety they’ve cultivated. Finally, their habit of forcefully shutting others down—like telling someone “shut the fuck up” or mocking an opponent with “response to dunaor #dunaorbanger #pwned #owned”—shows the self-preserving, combative, and dominance-seeking tendencies emblematic of Slytherin rather than the warmth of Hufflepuff, the idealism of Gryffindor, or the cerebral focus of Ravenclaw.

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The best-fitting song is Internet by Post Malone because so much of their personality and social life plays out extremely online, bouncing between irony, over-sharing, and mini-beefs. They openly spiral and joke in a very web-poisoned way, writing things like “bro i’m ju vomitieefifuf wilkes the htoelttbcoroenrnrhrob💔” and the chaotic spam of posts such as “STOP SAYING MESN WORXS” and “ZTOP IT MY MOM CHECKS MY twitte”. Their bio — “hey guys don’t make fun of me i don’t like it and it’s mean” — plus tweets like “i’m blocked by like 20 different people i don’t even know, who the fuck are these people” show someone who’s very online, sensitive, and affected by how others treat them on the platform, just like the song’s theme of being consumed and messed up by the internet. They constantly riff on games and media culture — from “geoff here, i may have ibs. see you at summer gamefest! #gameawards” to “play my geoff games” — which fits the song’s exhausted, self-aware view of digital life. Overall, Internet captures their mix of irony, overexposure, and low-key distress about living so much of their identity on the timeline.

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