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Your Simpsons character
Like Milhouse, Aaron is a lovable, socially awkward 'geek' who is constantly yearning for female attention and validation from his peers. He oscillates between extreme horniness and crushing loneliness, frequently tweeting “who want me” or expressing a desire to be “submissive to my future dominant girlfriend”. His obsession with anime and Chainsaw Man mirrors Milhouse’s own devotion to Radioactive Man comics, especially when he celebrates getting the “South Park Bundle” or new figures. Furthermore, his desperate attempts at humor, like asking “why did the chicken cross the road?”, capture that classic Milhouse energy of trying too hard to be cool while remaining the 'little spoon' of his social circle.

Your MBTI personality Type
Aaron demonstrates strong Extroversion (E) through his constant need for social validation and frequent engagement with followers, even jokingly “yearning for a girlfriend on Twitter”. His Intuition (N) is evident in his deep emotional connection to fictional narratives and abstract appreciation for media, calling a Steam game “genuinely the greatest Steam game of the 21st century” and an “ethereal” experience. As a Feeling (F) type, he is highly expressive and empathetic, stating “I love and appreciate all of you, I’m so happy to have you guys as my friends”. Finally, his Perceiving (P) trait shows in his spontaneous, chaotic posting style and his tendency to procrastinate, admitting he is “watching fujimoto 17 26 rn instead of doing my assignment”.

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19 | Creator of @AceCrimsonFist. Once went viral after the Denji VA replied to me. Exploring Fujimoto’s peak works and JJK. Seeking moots who play Pih on Steam.– @aaronisgoated

Your signature cocktail
This chaotic, sweet, and experimental drink celebrates Aaron turning 19, serving as the liquid version of the dessert that “genuinely impregnated” him on his birthday. The chocolate bitters represent his 'humiliation kink' and the “several alter egos” he displays, while the milk is a nod to his hilarious “unc’s done lost his mind” brain-rot era. For a touch of romance, the pink and green glitter honors his “IZUOCHA FOREVER” ship. It’s a high-energy cocktail for a guy who’s not afraid to tweet “me n who” while yearning for a dominant girlfriend.

Your Hogwarts House
Aaron exemplifies the Hufflepuff values of community, loyalty, and open-hearted kindness. He frequently expresses deep appreciation for his followers, stating “Shoutout to all my loyal tweet likers. I see you and I love you.” and thanking them for birthday wishes because “I’ve never felt so loved!”. His inclusive nature is evident in his event requirements where “furries allowed” highlights a lack of judgment, and his constant yearning for connection through tweets like “ok im bored who wanna be insta, discord or steam moots :3” shows a person who values friendship above all. Ultimately, his desire to “comfort her after she’s had a long day” and his humble self-identification as a “comfort streamer” cement his place in the house of the loyal and dedicated.

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Given that Aaron explicitly states “♥️ Sabrina Carpenter” in his bio and tweets about her frequently, her hit Espresso perfectly captures his high-energy, caffeinated online persona. The song’s themes of being a 'dream come true' and keeping people awake align with his constant 'good morning/goodnight' routine and his claim that “I’m your favorite comfort streamer”. His playful, self-deprecating humor and frequent yearning for attention—seen when he asks “who want me” or jokes “I have a humiliation kink”—mirror the song's confident yet tongue-in-cheek vibe. Ultimately, the track reflects the chaotic, pop-culture-obsessed energy of a creator who isn't afraid to be “disgusting and embarrassing” for his 2,600 followers.

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