Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Passionate fan: Shows intense enthusiasm for Enhypen, BTS, and media, e.g. multiple all-caps reactions to KNIFE and comeback like “CATALHO KNIFE VOCE É ABSURDA” and “ansiosa pra dar duas da manhã e ouvir o qlbum do enha”.
- Loyal friend: Values and celebrates friendships, like recounting years of friendship in “3 anos de amizade e o cara ainda n se acostumou cmg” and expressing longing to meet friends in “preciso encontrar eles pessoalmente”.
- Humorous storyteller: Turns everyday chaos into funny anecdotes, such as the champagne incident in “MEU TIO ESTOROU O CHAMPANHE E A TAMPA FOI COM TUDO NAS COSTAS DO CARA DA FRENTE” and the rooster rant in “quem é o arrombado q tem um galo em casa”.
- Emotionally expressive: Openly shares joy, stress, and sadness, from sports despair in “o problema do sport é espiritual” to emotional reactions to fiction like “vsfd black swan pega na alma” and “MEU DEUS TO CHORANDO TE AMO MEUS PERCABETH”.
- Affectionate caregiver: Shows care and attachment to their cat, calling him “miauzinho” and noting his comfort or discomfort in tweets like “MIAUZINHO AMOU” and “nem miauzinho ta aguentando o coitado ta se jogando no chão gelado”.
Weaknesses:
- Highly reactive: Frequently responds with intense profanity and all-caps to stress or excitement, e.g. “PUTA QUE PARIU TRES DATAS EM SAO PAULO” and “q briga é essa meu deus”, suggesting emotions can spike quickly.
- Easily stressed: Mentions being worn out by routine pressures like “toda vez é um estresse puta que pariu sempre me arrependo” and academic/fitness struggles in “vou tentar fazer essa porra fds vou ir fazer o treino mais porco da minha vida”.
- Overcommitted fan: Appears overwhelmed by collecting and claiming photocards, e.g. “nunca fiquei tao nervosa pra dar claim em um pc quanto nesses” and “cometendo loucuras e pegando cards de outros membros”, showing fandom habits may strain nerves or resources.
- Conflict avoidant: Prefers to withdraw instead of confronting issues, as seen in “q vontade de bloquear esse bosta vai se fuder” and “vou me calar .”, hinting at difficulty addressing problems directly.
- Socially anxious: Shows discomfort with in-person encounters, e.g. “vou me degolar esbarrei na rua com o mlk q eu gostava no quarto ano… odeio encontrar gente conhecida na rua”, indicating anxiety around unexpected social contact.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
This user matches Bart Simpson: chaotic, loud, funny, and openly emotional about the things they love. Their constant dramatic reactions like “PUTA QUE PARIU TRES DATAS EM SAO PAULO” and “vou me degolar esbarrei na rua com o mlk q eu gostava no quarto ano” feel very Bart—over-the-top, impulsive, but honest. They show mischief and irreverence, swearing at everything from their football team to random annoyances, as in “vai tomar no cu quem é o arrombado q tem um galo em casa”. At the same time, they’re deeply attached to their interests and friends, gushing about idols and media like “FELIZ ANIVERSÁRIO KIM TAEHYUNG… TE AMO VIDINHA” and “FELIZ ANIVERSÁRIO EX NATHANIEL WESNINSKI E ATUAL NEIL JOSTEN TE AMO MUITO”, echoing Bart’s hidden soft side. Their love of chaos, sports, pop culture, and trouble-magnet energy—seen in things like “q cidade maldita q é sao paulo pqp” and “maldito the sims me seduziu e me fez atrasar”—fits Bart far better than the more serious Lisa or responsible Marge.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They lean Extrovert: they constantly share emotional reactions in real time about shows, sports, concerts, and family gatherings, and enjoy telling stories about social chaos, like their uncle hitting someone with a champagne cork at New Year’s: “VTMNC MEU TIO ESTOROU O CHAMPANHE…” and being surrounded by people on the beach: “tem 15 pessoas dizwndo q ela passou por 15 coisas diferentes”. They read as Intuitive rather than strictly concrete: they fixate on narratives and characters (Percabeth, Neil Josten, Banana Fish, Nico/Will, etc.) and connect media emotionally and symbolically, such as comparing different queer coming-out arcs across franchises: “apareceu um tweet comparando o nico… e ainda dizia q o mike era pro will oq o percy era pro nico tmnc”. Their decisions and commentary are strongly Feeling-based, full of affection and emotional emphasis toward idols and characters—“FELIZ ANIVERSÁRIO EX NATHANIEL WESNINSKI E ATUAL NEIL JOSTEN TE AMO MUITO…”—and they react to experiences with intense emotion rather than detached logic, e.g. sports and music driving them to tears or rage: “NO WAY BACK É TAO TAO TAO BOA Q ME DA VONTADE DE CHORAR VTMNC”. They seem more Perceiving than Judging: they describe being seduced and delayed by The Sims (“maldito the sims me seduziu e me fez atrasar”), doing “the laziest workout” and going back to other things (“vou tentar fazer essa porra… vou ir fazer o treino mais porco da minha vida”), and frequently improvise plans around concerts, trips, and workouts rather than presenting structured, orderly routines. Altogether, their loud, enthusiastic social sharing, emotional intensity, love for stories and symbolism, and flexible, somewhat chaotic lifestyle fit best with ENFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said you’re not messing with broke men, but I collect something better than money: Jay photocards. Want to compare binders and see if I’m rich enough for you?
- You dreaming about ENHYPEN coming to Brazil and screaming over ‘KNIFE’ like it’s the second coming… be honest, if I offered to learn the ‘KNIFE’ choreo with you, would that finally be your favorite version?
- You stressing over Sport, screaming at the sub-20, and still finding energy to cry over Percabeth and Neil Josten on the same timeline… I feel like my role here is obvious: I bring you water, snacks, and my shoulder every time fandom and futebol try to kill you.
- Miauzinho stole the couch, the mattress on the floor, and even your computer screen… I’m just asking for one tiny upgrade: can I be the next thing taking up all your space and attention?
- From screaming ‘FELIZ ANO NOVO AMIFOSSSS’ on the beach to plotting your trip to São Paulo for the show, you clearly know how to make every day feel like a comeback announcement. So how about a collab: you, me, and a date that hits harder than ‘No Way Back’?
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Enhypen, Sport Club do Recife & cat mom to Miauzinho. Once planned a workout, got seduced by The Sims instead. Opinions loud, pockets full.– @aarrdzz
Your signature cocktail
Knife-Edge Comeback Fizz
This drink is loud and dramatic, just like their all-caps screaming over Enhypen’s comeback and the song KNIFE, e.g. “CATALHO KNIFE VOCE É ABSURDA” and “nao consifo parar de ver o mv de knife pode falar uma das maiores titlws do enha pqp”, so it gets a strong base of spiced dark rum. Guava juice adds a bright, tropical sweetness that matches their beach days and chaotic family/new year energy, like “deus abencoe quem traz caixa de som pra praia” and “FELIZ ANO NOVO AMIFOSSSS AMO VOCES”. An espresso shot channels their hyper, sleep-deprived timeline, from complaining about a screaming rooster at 2:30 a.m. in “vai tomar no cu quem é o arrombado q tem um galo em casa” to stressing over tickets in “lugar pra ficar ja tem graças a deus agora só falta conseguir o ingresso”. A few drops of red chili tincture represent how they pepper their feed with swearing, capslock, and intense feelings, like “PUTA QUE PARIU TRES DATAS EM SAO PAULO” and “q cidade maldita q é sao paulo pqp”. Finally, topping with sparkling water keeps it fun and fizzy, echoing their playful affection for friends, sports, and fandoms such as “MEU BINDER DO JAY TA A COISA MAIS LINFA DO MUNDO” and “MARI ME DEU MEU PRIMEIRO MANGÁ DE BANANA FISH”.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
This user shows strong Gryffindor traits: they are impulsive, intense, and very emotionally outspoken. Their timeline is full of all‑caps reactions and jumping headfirst into things, like deciding out of nowhere to tackle a project and a workout at once: “vou tentar fazer essa porra fds vou ir fazer o treino mais porco da minha vida na academia e voltar pra tentar adiantar alguma coisa disso”. They also clearly chase big, high‑emotion experiences such as concerts and trips, even when stressed or short on resources, as seen in their determination to go to a show despite logistics and money worries: “lugar pra ficar ja tem graças a deus agora só falta conseguir o ingresso e dps ver passagem 💔” and “DEUS É PAI NAO É PADRASTO PORRA BRUNNO VAI LIBERAR A CASA CASO EU CONSIGA INGRWSSO PRO SHOW PQPPPPPPP”. The bio itself – “empty out those pockets, babe, u know I ain't messin' with no broke man” – has the bold, confrontational confidence typical of Gryffindor rather than subtle Slytherin ambition. They are also fiercely passionate and protective about their faves in fandoms and sports, exploding in dramatic love and rage, as in “TEASER DO ALBUM NO ENHA NO M4U ANIVERSÁRIO VSFFFFFFFFFFF” and “KKKKKKKKJKKKKK VMTNC NAO É POSSIVEL SPORT EU TE AMO”. All of this points to a loud, gutsy, heart‑on‑sleeve personality that fits Gryffindor best.
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Your song
Independent Women, Pt. 1 - Destiny's Child
A song about confidence, standards, and self-sufficiency fits them perfectly. Their bio — “empty out those pockets, babe, u know I ain't messin' with no broke man” — is pure independent-baddie energy, just like Independent Women. They constantly show intense passions and strong opinions, from screaming about ENHYPEN comebacks (“nao sei dizer se dá ou nao mas oq eu sei é q jaja comebaxk do enhypen e é isso q importa”) to fiercely defending their faves (“FELIZ ANIVERSÁRIO KIM TAEHYUNG TRINTOU FINALMWMT3 O HOMEM MAIS BONITO DO MUNDO TE AMO VIDINHA”). Their timeline is full of them doing what they want—buying photocards and binders (“MEU BINDER DO JAY TA A COISA MAIS LINFA DO MUNDO”), obsessing over shows and books, and living loudly. That mix of playful material-girl energy, loyalty to friends and idols, and zero shame in loving what they love lines up with the independent, self-assured vibe of this song.
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