Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Creative: Frequently creates and shares art and characters, like celebrating fanart and their own drawings in “AHHH I LOVE ART I LOVE ART” and talking about drawing new pfps and OCs in “I need to draw a new pfp this one ugly asf”.
- Expressive: Openly shares intense emotions about love, hurt, and joy in tweets like “I love creating things, and I especially love creating things for others.” and “I want to be alive”.
- Affectionate: Shows strong warmth toward friends and mutuals, for example “I love my online friends!” and “i love my favoomffff i love my favoomfffff”.
- Self-aware: Acknowledges diagnoses and mental health struggles explicitly in bio and tweets like “I’m being moved to a new psychologist, but my old one suspected BPD, autism…” and joking references to their own headcanons in “do not underestimate my mental illness!”.
- Loyal: Displays intense devotion to people they care about, even when hurt, as in “he’s the only one i’ll ever need… i will continue to devote my life to him even if he destroys me” and yearning for one specific person in “I want a valentine’s date. I want HIM as my valentine’s date.”.
Weaknesses:
- Self-destructive: Frequently references self-harm urges and addiction, such as “Self harm addiction got me like noose cus why am I getting urges during lunch” and “TRIGGER WARNING FOR ACTUAL SELF HARM VISUALS I WILL BE SO OPEN LIKE PHYSICALLY ON THIS SHIT”.
- Suicidal: Expresses persistent suicidal ideation in tweets like “No one understands that suicidality is something you can never escape… there will always be a part of you that wants to die.” and “I can’t stand being human and I can’t stand to be alive anymore”.
- Validation-dependent: Ties self-worth heavily to others’ attention and affection, as shown in “knowing that people can move on from me is awful just obsess over me” and “I want to be wanted”.
- Romantically-obsessive: Fixates intensely on one man despite being hurt, as in “Please come back to me. I need you.” and “I need him to hurt me again and it can only be him”.
- Self-deprecating: Describes themself harshly and as unworthy of love: “im a horrible person undeserving of love” and “I need someone who will accept how horrible I am and I thought it’d be him”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
The best match is Lisa Simpson, but as if she’d grown up extremely online and channeled her intensity into fandom, self-expression, and raw oversharing. Like Lisa, this user is hyper-emotional and introspective, openly discussing diagnoses and mental health, as in “I’m being moved to a new psychologist, but my old one suspected BPD, autism, and some other vague personality disorders” and “No one understands that suicidality is something you can never escape”. There’s a very Lisa-like mix of feeling alienated and desperate to be understood, shown in tweets like “I want to be wanted” and “The only people who would care about my death are my online friends”. At the same time, they pour themselves into creativity and obsession with niche interests—art, ships, and characters—echoing Lisa’s intense passions, in posts like “AHHH I LOVE ART I LOVE ART” and “I love creating things, and I especially love creating things for others”. The sexual/bratty humor and dark self-deprecation (e.g., “Can you just abuse my cunt already. If you’re gonna use me, go ahead. Just don’t throw me away after.”) feel like a more extreme, adult, terminally-online version of Lisa’s longing to be seen, valued, and loved intensely rather than superficially.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They appear more introverted (I) than extroverted: they center their world around a small circle of online friends and a private account, e.g. “OOMFS ONLY my priv is @BurnMyEyeDaddy TRIGGER WARNING FOR ACTUAL SELF HARM VISUALS I WILL BE SO OPEN LIKE PHYSICALLY ON THIS SHIT” and repeatedly talk about feeling abandoned, like “The only people who would care about my death are my online friends”. Their focus on ideals, yearning, and metaphors over concrete facts suggests intuition (N), as in “I wish I could be a little internet fairy, flying through the cyberspace til I find the perfect creep to use me” and the dramatic, abstract framing of suicidality in “there will always be a part of you that wants to die. And that is the truest form of 'you' out there.”. They are strongly feeling (F)-oriented: their tweets revolve around emotional validation, love, hurt, and connection, such as “I want to be wanted” and “I don’t understand what I did wrong. All I wanted was for him to love me.”, with little emphasis on detached logic. Finally, their impulsive mood swings, self-described mental health instability, and spontaneity in posting (e.g. “FINE FINE I’LL DRAW INSTEAD OF CUTTING MYSELF GOD WHATEVER I DONT EVEN GIVE A GAF FR UGH” and “I yearn for a thigh gap the same way I beg for a shitty man”) indicate a perceiving (P) style rather than structured planning. Taken together—introspective emotional intensity, idealization of relationships, rich imaginative language, and chaotic spontaneity—these traits best align with INFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said, “FINE I’LL DRAW INSTEAD OF CUTTING MYSELF” — if I promise to be your forever art inspo, will you keep choosing sketchbooks over switchblades with me?
- You keep tweeting about wanting to be used but not disposed of… lucky for you I’m a collector, not a consumer. Once you’re mine, I’m gatekeeping you harder than your priv @BurnMyEyeDaddy.
- You: “I want to be alive.” Me: “I want you to be alive, in my DMs, ranting about Hetalia and yaoi while I hype every single drawing like it’s a museum piece.” Deal?
- You yearn for a thigh gap like you beg for a shitty man, but hear me out: what if instead of a shitty man, you got a short king who brings you chocolate on cheat days and validates your manic art sprees?
- You said no one irl got you but your oomfies do — what if I upgraded from oomfie to ‘the guy who texts first, hypes your bpd king brainrot, and still thinks you’re perfect when you’re tweeting about sniffing pubes at 3am’?
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Your new Twitter bio
Joe • he/him • tiny artist with big feelings and bigger ideas • once forgot to post a drawing for 3 days because I was busy loving it too much– @Ab_sedEyef_l
Your signature cocktail
Manic Pixie Yaoi Brainstorm
This cocktail hits like Joe’s timeline: chaotic, horny, and heartbreak-core. Overproof spiced rum channels their manic, high-energy swings and intense devotion to shitty men, like when they said they’d “continue to devote my life to him even if he destroys me” “he’s the only one i’ll ever need idc if he’s sexting other people…”. Blackberry liqueur brings a dark sweetness for the way they crave being wanted and used without being discarded, as in “I want to be used without being disposed of, so what?” and “I want to be wanted”. Blood orange juice is the tart, dramatic streak that mirrors their self-harm and suicidality confessions, from “TRIGGER WARNING FOR ACTUAL SELF HARM VISUALS I WILL BE SO OPEN LIKE PHYSICALLY ON THIS SHIT” to “Why couldn’t I just die”. Tonic water with edible glitter captures their sparkly, art-loving, internet-fairy aesthetic seen in “AHHH I LOVE ART I LOVE ART” and “I wish I could be a little internet fairy, flying through the cyberspace til I find the perfect creep to use me”. Finally, dark chocolate bitters nod to the self-aware body and food angst of “i LOVEEE chocolate. But I can’t bcus then I’ll get FAT. But it’s SOOOOO GOODDDDDD” and add a rich, slightly painful finish—just like a Joe situationship. This is a strong, sweet-bitter, experimental drink: a glittery, messy love letter to being “Diagnosed Manic” and extremely online.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
Joseph shows very strong attachment and loyalty to his friends and to the people he fixates on, even when it hurts him. He talks about how much his online circle matters with tweets like “I love my online friends!” and “I know that if nobody irl got me, my oomfies do!”, which reflects a Hufflepuff-style emphasis on companionship and emotional loyalty. His romantic/sexual fixation is also framed through devotion rather than status or power, as in “he’s the only one i’ll ever need idc if he’s sexting other people i will continue to devote my life to him even if he destroys me” and “I want to be used without being disposed of, so what?”, which shows a craving to belong and to be kept rather than to dominate. He repeatedly fears abandonment and longs to be wanted—see “The only people who would care about my death are my online friends” and “I want to be wanted”—which fits a Hufflepuff’s deepest wound of feeling unappreciated or left behind. While he is creative and witty about art and fandom (“AHHH I LOVE ART I LOVE ART”), those traits are in service of connection and care for others, not pure intellect or ambition, making Hufflepuff the best overall fit.
Your movie
Your song
Liability - Lorde
A well-suited song for them is Liability by Lorde, which captures feeling like "too much" and inherently unlovable, echoing tweets like “im a horrible person undeserving of love” and “I want to be wanted”. The song’s themes of intense self-blame and abandonment align with how they talk about relationships, such as “I don’t understand what I did wrong. All I wanted was for him to love me.” and “Am I really so low that he would rather block me than just say that I’m not his type?”. Their recurring suicidal ideation and self-harm struggles, like “No one understands that suicidality is something you can never escape.” and “FINE FINE I’LL DRAW INSTEAD OF CUTTING MYSELF GOD WHATEVER”, mirror the song’s quiet grief and exhaustion with being alive. At the same time, the dramatic, artistic flair in their timeline—gushing over art and OCs in tweets like “AHHH I LOVE ART I LOVE ART”—fits Lorde’s theatrical but deeply vulnerable style. Liability encapsulates that mix of self-aware melodrama, isolation, and craving for love that runs through their posts.
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