Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Blunt honesty: Open about sensitive and taboo topics, e.g. calling out antis in “Do antis legitimately believe they're saving potential children…” and discussing self-harm/ED spaces in “I drop shedtwt terms around my 12 year old sister…”.
- Protective nature: Watches out for younger people and family, like monitoring their sister’s reactions in “I drop shedtwt terms around my 12 year old sister…” and worrying about age gaps in “Just realized there will be a point I am 18 while oomf is 15…”.
- Creative imagination: Invents detailed OCs and scenarios, like Remlin and Guita in “This is Remlin and Guita” and character body-language analysis in “The body language I draw Guita with isn't right…”.
- Critical thinking: Questions community norms and discourse, e.g. critiquing DNI behavior in “Please stop putting 'basic DNI criteria' in your DNI…” and examining proship/anti dynamics in “I do think less of people that have (proship/anti) 'neutral' in their DNI…”.
- Dark humor: Uses absurd, self-aware jokes to cope, like “Plugging my phone charger in at night in the dark is the closest I'll get to experiencing having a penis” and “Sometimes I get cute aggressive so strong… so I shit my pants”.
Weaknesses:
- Self-neglect: Admits poor self-care around eating and hygiene, like “I genuinely cannot be bothered to eat properly in a day…” and sharing extreme shower habits via “I shower once a week…”.
- Harsh judgment: Expresses strong contempt toward others, e.g. mocking blocked users’ art in “When I see someone that has me blocked I stalk their profile…” and dismissing certain DNIs in “I do think less of people that have (proship/anti) 'neutral' in their DNI…”.
- Stress reactivity: Seems easily overwhelmed by social media interactions, like being scared by popular tweets in “like three tweets are popping off rn I'm scared” and panicking over block sightings in “I have gotten 3 people on my tl today that have me blocked I'm going to shoot myself”.
- Health fatalism: Talks about health issues in extreme, catastrophic terms, such as “Oh my God my organs are disintegrating” and “Will this kill me I stole it from my sister”.
- Content oversharing: Frequently posts very personal or graphic thoughts publicly, like rumination/ED questions in “Is there an edtwt for rumination syndrome” and intense fetish/sexual discourse in “This is about me wanting to fuck the lion not me wanting to kill him btw”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They most closely match Lisa Simpson: intensely online and intellectual in a niche way, very opinionated about ethics, identity, and media, and unafraid to moralize while still being a little unhinged and funny. Like Lisa ranting about injustice, they post things such as “People will see a mentally ill adult acting like a child and shit on them and call them pedophile and shit and never ever realize they're being ableist as fuck” and “Do antis legitimately believe they're saving potential children when they harass the shit out of sexual abuse victims for having weird fetishes /gen”, showing strong social-justice and meta-fandom takes. There’s also a distinctly nerdy, hyper-specific body/medical interest that Lisa would relate to, like “Whenever I hear of plastic surgeons 'sanding down bone' ... I always imagine taking sandpaper to wet bone and I just cringe” and their fixation on bones and ligaments in “Am I valid if I've never hit 27 bones 34 muscles 27 joints 3 main nerves...”. Their self-aware, slightly self-deprecating humor (“oh yeah I am funny”) and anxious sensitivity about social dynamics (“Does anyone else get just incredibly fucking scared when you get a new oomf”) also echo Lisa’s mixture of confidence and insecurity. Finally, their love for their cat and the dramatic way they talk about it, like “Guys I love my cat Chedder so much I literally gave birth to him...”, fits Lisa’s intense devotion to her pets and causes.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They lean Introvert (I): a lot of their content centers on their internal world, health, and niche interests (bones, OCs, rumination syndrome, fandom discourse) rather than external social events, and they mention anxiety around new mutuals, e.g. “Does anyone else get just incredibly fucking scared when you get a new oomf” and feeling hurt by being blocked or subtweeted, like “Did oomf sb me 🥹”. They appear iNtuitive (N): they enjoy abstract, conceptual takes on fandom and social issues, such as questioning discourse and labels rather than just describing concrete events, e.g. “Wouldn't every trans person be transmisogyny affected...?” and musing about ethics/fandom culture in “I do think less of people that have (proship/anti) 'neutral' in their DNI...”. Their style is strongly Feeling (F): they frame issues in terms of harm, empathy, and personal hurt, defending marginalized/mentally ill people (“People will see a mentally ill adult acting like a child and shit on them... never ever realize they're being ableist as fuck”) and reacting emotionally to injustices or weird behavior in fandom, as in “Do antis legitimately believe they're saving potential children when they harass the shit out of sexual abuse victims for having weird fetishes /gen”. They read as Perceiving (P): their life and tweets feel spontaneous, messy, and unstructured—impulse behaviors like “I just chugged the shit out of a glass of water that's been sitting out for 22 hours” or “Impulse cornbread”, and struggles with routine like “I genuinely cannot be bothered to eat properly in a day” show a lack of rigid planning. Overall, an INFP fit emerges: highly values personal ethics and authenticity, deeply emotionally driven and protective of vulnerable people, imaginative with OCs and morbid/symbolic ideas like the Chedder shrine (“I'll get him taxidermied, then engrave the bones with something meaningful or pretty”), and prefers exploring feelings and possibilities over maintaining structure or external order.
Some pickup lines for you
- You: "27 bones, 34 muscles, 27 joints, 3 main nerves, 100 ligaments and tendons in the hand…" Me: "Okay but how many does it take to hold yours while we scroll through gachitwt together?"
- If you really get Chedder taxidermied and turn him into a shrine, I’m absolutely bringing offerings—problem is, I think I’m already worshipping you more than the cat.
- You punch yourself whenever Elon says something you agree with, you stalk people who block you, and you still manage to be funnier than half my timeline. Statistically speaking, the only bad decision you haven’t made yet is not flirting back with me.
- You’re worried about eating properly, rumination syndrome, and calories—but honestly, the most dangerous thing to my health right now is how hard I’m crushing on the freak who drinks 22‑hour-old water and calls it a day.
- You shower once a week, wash your ass and dick every three days, and still somehow have more people blocked than I have mutuals—can I apply to be the exception who gets to see the OC lore *and* stay unblocked?
Your 5 Emojis
Your new Twitter bio
Bones, cats, and too many OCs. Rumination syndrome haver, Discord loyalist, occasional Wordle god. Once chugged 22-hour-old water and survived.– @abadabadon
Your signature cocktail
The Chedder Shrine Fizz
White rum stands in for their pale, sharp, slightly chaotic vibe and OC-filled brainrot, echoing posts like “I hate when people make Abaddon a hunk adult stop it he can either be a bratty busakawa little boy or a lanky depressed stupid smelly thing”. Blood orange juice captures both their fixation on bodies and bones and their messy eating habits, from “I just ate a whole 4 pack of plastic cups of mandarin oranges…” to “Does anyone else eat oranges by sucking out the juice”. Tonic water adds a sharp, slightly bitter fizz that fits their attitude toward discourse and blocklists, as in “Please stop putting 'basic DNI criteria' in your DNI just say your DNI” and “This app is actively killing itself”. A dash of absinthe nods to their macabre, taxidermy-and-organs side, especially “I'll get him taxidermied, then engrave the bones with something meaningful or pretty and display the articulated skeleton, then put the organs out as wet specimens. Chedder shrine!” and their fascination with surgery in “Whenever I hear of plastic surgeons 'sanding down bone'… I just cringe”. The black lava salt rim represents the edgy, protective boundaries they set—blocking freely and avoiding certain accounts as in “DNF U15. I block freely.” and “R 18 accounts DNI puhlease 😆”—while giving the drink a visually dramatic, slightly goth finish.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
Their tweets show strong self‑preservation instincts and a willingness to block or avoid people whenever needed, e.g. their bio (“I block freely”) and posts like “Whenever I'm not in fandom proship blocklists I get really sad like I'm being excluded and forgotten about then I remember I Am Not Proship”, which frames online alignment in terms of social positioning and reputation. They think strategically about social spaces and boundaries: “Please stop putting 'basic DNI criteria' in your DNI just say your DNI” and “I do think less of people that have (proship/anti) 'neutral' in their DNI… Why surround yourself with only antis? Full of negativity seriously” show concern with how affiliations and labels shape networks and status. There’s also a sharp, sometimes cutting edge to how they talk about others, like “When I see someone that has me blocked I stalk their profile and it's really funny when their art is really bad and they only make annoying tweets because like okay I didn't wanna talk to you anyways man LOL”, which reflects Slytherin’s snarky, defensive pride. At the same time, they are deeply protective of themselves and people close to them, e.g. monitoring their sister’s safety online in “I drop shedtwt terms around my 12 year old sister… I watch her to make sure she doesn't flinch. So far she is safe. But I will catch her. One day.”, a very Slytherin "watchful guardian" move. While they show wit, creativity, and some justice-minded posts, the through line is boundary‑drawing, reputational awareness, and a fiercely protective, slightly ruthless approach to social interaction—classic Slytherin traits.
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Your song
Teenagers - My Chemical Romance
A well-known song that fits them is Teenagers by My Chemical Romance, because it captures a mix of dark humor, frustration, and adolescent chaos that mirrors their timeline. They joke about being minor-coded and existing in messy online spaces, like when they say “DNF U15. I block freely. Beware I talk about sensitive stuff a lot.” and “Just realized there will be a point I am 18 while oomf is 15 and it will be so awkward”. The song’s theme of adults misunderstanding and pathologizing teens echoes their anger at people misreading trauma or mental illness, such as “People will see a mentally ill adult acting like a child and shit on them and call them pedophile and shit and never ever realize they're being ableist as fuck”. Their body-horror humor and fixation on bones and organs, as in “Whenever I hear of plastic surgeons 'sanding down bone' ... I just cringe” and “Oh my God my organs are disintegrating”, matches the song’s abrasive, slightly grotesque edge. And their blend of morbid jokes and tenderness (e.g. obsessing over their cat Chedder while planning a taxidermy shrine in “Chedder shrine!”) lines up with the track’s balance of aggression and vulnerable teenage melodrama.
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