Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Creative worldbuilder: Creates homebrew RPG content like the custom class and ritual documents for Ordem Paranormal and shares them with others for feedback, e.g. “Minha nova classe homebrew para #OrdemParanormalRPG Pactuado :D Link Drive da classe completa:” and “Doczinho de uns rituais de 1 circulo e poderes de morte que fiz para meus players”.
- Enthusiastic fan: Shows strong, joyful engagement with fandoms (Ordem Paranormal, Cellbit, merch drops), e.g. “FINALMENTE LIVRO DE REGRA LESGOOOO” and “CHEGARAM TODAS AS ROUPAS DA LOLJA NUNCA FUI TRISTE”.
- Community oriented: Frequently addresses moots and followers directly and shares helpful info like coupons or alternative socials, e.g. “Moots, abram meu perfil!”, “Caso o Twitter acabe mesmo, minhas outras redes:” and “Gente, quem for comprar as roupas de calamidade, tem os cupons:”.
- Emotionally expressive: Openly shares feelings—joy, sadness, hype—around shows and events, like “Nossa eu to muito triste eu to desabando vai tomar no cu cellbit porra eu to parecendo uma cachoeira #calamidade” and “Tomei a 2° dose 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳”.
- Playful humor: Uses jokes, bits, and meme formats to interact, such as the fake cancelation game “Finjam q eu tô sendo cancelado :( Pessoas com icon de streamers: falem mal de mim…” and the reversed text joke “axort ed asioc euq oditrevni alaf arac so #calamidade #edadimalac”.
Weaknesses:
- Emotional volatility: Reacts very intensely to media events, shifting quickly between excitement and distress, e.g. “Nossa eu to mal eu to muito mal #Calamidade” and multiple tweets mourning character deaths like “O Boris morreu :( to triste”.
- Self-doubt: Shows insecurity about social standing and creative work, such as “Gente, eu fiz alguma coisa? Do nada recebi 20 unfollows :(” and needing reassurance on homebrew with “Por favor somente críticas construtivas!” in this tweet.
- Low energy: Mentions lack of energy or motivation affecting projects and posting, e.g. “Tentar voltar a ter ânimo de twittar 😔✊” and “Tinha muita vontade de organizar os meus homebrew em um suplemento bonitinho mas não tenho energia nenhuma 😔”.
- Fandom overinvestment: Invests very heavily in specific characters and outcomes, leading to strong distress, such as multiple tweets about the Anfitrião’s death like “Ainda não superei o anfitras ter morrido To muito triste #Calamidade” and “To quase chorando tomar no cu eu amava o anfitras mano #Calamidade”.
- Merch impulsiveness: Shows impulsive buying tendencies tied to emotions around the series, for example “I hate ordem paranormal compra todas as camisetas de calamidade #CalamidadeNaLolja” and “Por favor não esgotem as camisetas Eu vou comprar todas”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They come across as analytical, creative, and deeply invested in niche interests, much like Lisa Simpson obsessing over her passions. They homebrew RPG content and share docs for feedback, as in “Doczinho de uns rituais de 1 circulo e poderes de morte que fiz para meus players (SE TU TÁ NA MINHA CAMPANHA NÃO LÊ) Por favor somente críticas construtivas!” and “Minha nova classe homebrew para #OrdemParanormalRPG Pactuado :D”, which fits Lisa’s studious, world-building energy. Their bio and timeline show language skills and fandom-lore engagement, similar to Lisa’s tendency to dive deep into complex topics: “Magia ad nostram rem facilem non venit. Mundus firmissimum fundamentum habet sanitatis…”. They’re emotionally expressive and introspective about friendships and online interactions, like when they say “Gente, eu fiz alguma coisa? Do nada recebi 20 unfollows :(”, echoing Lisa’s sensitivity and concern about how others see her. At the same time, they have a strong moral/fandom stance and a bit of dramatic flair, as in “Unfollow nela ou Unfollow em vocês.”, which matches Lisa’s principled (and occasionally over-the-top) reactions when something matters to her.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They lean Introvert over Extrovert: they mention struggling to interact and tweet less, e.g. “Tentar voltar a ter ânimo de twittar 😔✊” and “Vambora, também não gosto de interagir com pessoas 🥳🥳🥳”, and their social media use is mostly fandom commentary rather than seeking the spotlight. Their interests and language are strongly Intuitive: they dive into lore, theories, and symbolism instead of concrete daily life, like the Latin paranormal text in “Magia ad nostram rem facilem non venit. Mundus firmissimum fundamentum habet sanitatis…” and speculative threads such as “E se o Anfitrião na verdade for só a [Loira da Internet]?”. They lean Feeling over Thinking, as their tweets are emotionally charged, focusing on attachment and grief over characters — for example “Nossa eu to muito triste eu to desabando vai tomar no cu cellbit porra eu to parecendo uma cachoeira #calamidade” and “To quase chorando tomar no cu eu amava o anfitras mano #Calamidade”. Their style appears more Perceiving than Judging: they often act spontaneously in response to new episodes or merch, like “Por favor não esgotem as camisetas Eu vou comprar todas” and procrastinate on structured projects, as in “Tinha muita vontade de organizar os meus homebrew em um suplemento bonitinho mas não tenho energia nenhuma 😔”. Putting this together, a passionate, lore-obsessed, emotionally expressive fan who prefers inner worlds and loose structure is best described as INFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- If the Anfitras never really dies, does that mean your love for Ordem Paranormal also never dies? Because I kinda want to be your new recurring NPC.
- You organizing your homebrews into a ‘suplemento bonitinho’ but having no energy is so real… want to trade? I give you emotional support and playtest your Pactuado class, you give me a date and access to that Drive folder.
- You said every character you buy a shirt of dies… so, uh, maybe don’t buy a shirt of me. Just keep me alive by adding me to your Bluesky and TikTok instead.
- You got Wordle 239 in 1/6 and screamed ‘Nem fudendo’—I’d react the same way if you ever answered ‘yes’ to me asking you out.
- You survived Calamidade, OSNI hype, Kian theories, Gravity Falls ARGs, and a whole album drop day; statistically speaking, surviving a date with me should be DC 5 at best. Wanna roll with advantage?
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Your new Twitter bio
RPG homebrewer & Ordem Paranormal lore hoarder. Once crashed a session testing a ritual at 3 AM. EN/PT • He/They • Files from home, chaos optional.– @abattoir77
Your signature cocktail
The Anfitras Moon Ritual
This drink starts with cachaça infused with roasted coffee beans, a nod to their Brazilian roots and late‑night RPG brainrot, buzzing like their hype in “#OSNI VAMBORA PORRA LESGOOOOOOO”. Passion fruit juice brings bright, chaotic sweetness, mirroring their emotional investment every time they cry over characters like in “Nossa eu to muito triste eu to desabando vai tomar no cu cellbit porra eu to parecendo uma cachoeira #calamidade”. Blackberry liqueur adds a dark, mysterious layer for all the paranormal lore, ARGs, and homebrew like “Doczinho de uns rituais de 1 circulo e poderes de morte que fiz para meus players”. A dash of smoked salt solution represents the bitterness and salt when merch, episodes, or promises don’t go as planned, as hinted in “a jambo nao tinha prometido 3 missões extras???? só teve 2 até agr”. It’s topped with tonic water and an edible glitter ice cube, sparkling like their moon/rat vibe in abattoir.sh 🌕🐀 and their determination to keep sharing links and projects if Twitter dies, like in “Caso o Twitter acabe mesmo, minhas outras redes: bluesky: reddit: bdgmr tiktok: @.abattoir78”.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
Their timeline shows strong loyalty and emotional attachment to people and media they care about, a hallmark of Hufflepuff. They repeatedly express deep, almost protective affection for characters and creators, such as when they say they would "live, die, cry, drink the sea through a straw" for the Anfitrião in “'meu anfitras' seu? mas vc ama ele na mesma intensidade q eu?...”, and when they are devastated by character deaths like Boris in “O Boris morreu :( to triste”. They also show care for friends and moots, wishing them well and celebrating them, as in “FELIZ ANIVERSÁRIO @lovely_st4r AMOR AAAAA” and checking in with their mutuals by saying “Moots, abram meu perfil! 🥳🥳🥳”. Their patience and willingness to put in work for others appears in their homebrew RPG content, like sharing custom classes and rituals and explicitly inviting constructive criticism in “Doczinho de uns rituais de 1 circulo e poderes de morte que fiz para meus players (SE TU TÁ NA MINHA CAMPANHA NÃO LÊ) Por favor somente críticas construtivas!”. Even when hurt by unfollows or fandom stress, they respond with a fundamentally fair, accepting attitude as in “Eu já fiquei confuso demais com mogai... se quiserem dar unfollow podem dar :)”, prioritizing kindness and mutual respect. This consistent focus on loyalty, emotional warmth, and fairness over ambition or showy heroics is very much in line with Hufflepuff values.
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Your song
King of the Clouds - Panic! At The Disco
A fitting song for them is “King of the Clouds” because it channels obsessive, slightly chaotic enthusiasm for complex worlds and lore, just like their intense fixation on Ordem Paranormal and ARGs. They live very much in elaborate fictional universes, reacting dramatically to plot and character beats like “Nossa eu to muito triste eu to desabando vai tomar no cu cellbit porra eu to parecendo uma cachoeira #calamidade” and “To quase chorando tomar no cu eu amava o anfitras mano #Calamidade”. The song’s dreamy, conspiratorial vibe mirrors their love of mysteries and meta-narratives, from sharing Latin lore texts in “Magia ad nostram rem facilem non venit. Mundus firmissimum fundamentum habet sanitatis...” to being hyped about things like “BURACO DO CELLBIT FINALMENTE VAMBORA” and ARGs (“ALBUM DO WILL WOOD E ARG DE GRAVITY FALLS NO MESMO DIA VAMBORA”). Their creative side—homebrew classes and rituals as in “Minha nova classe homebrew para #OrdemParanormalRPG Pactuado :D” and “Doczinho de uns rituais de 1 circulo e poderes de morte que fiz para meus players”—fits the song’s imaginative, otherworldly tone. Finally, the blend of emotional intensity, a bit of self-aware chaos, and deep attachment to niche fandoms makes this song’s grand, skyward longing feel very much like their online persona.
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