Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Emotionally expressive: Openly shares feelings about love, longing and joy, like in “You visit my thoughts, steal my sleep, speed up my heart, and fill me with longing”.
- Caring friend: Shows concern for others’ well‑being, as in “Pior sensação do mundo é ver uma amiga tendo uma crise e não poder fazer nada pra ajudar” and “Espero que ela esteja bem...”.
- Protective attitude: Gets upset when a girl self-destructs with alcohol and cigarettes and urges her to “live adolescence right” in this tweet.
- Romantic loyalty: Expresses strong dedication and affection toward someone, like wanting to hug her despite distance in this tweet and asking how to explain their love in this tweet.
- Humorous self‑awareness: Uses dark or ironic humor to describe life and school, such as “Que merda, tô assistindo o filme da minha própria vida porque eu mesmo não me sinto viva kkkkkkkk” and the card‑swipe excuse joke in this tweet.
Weaknesses:
- Self‑destructive thoughts: Repeatedly mentions wanting to die or self‑harm, like “Vontadezinha de me matar”, “Morrer”, and “eu iria me matar de tanto ciúmes”.
- Low self‑esteem: Speaks of feeling lifeless and disconnected from their own life in “assistindo o filme da minha própria vida porque eu mesmo não me sinto viva” and calls the year “um ano de merda” in this tweet.
- Intense jealousy: Admits extreme jealousy such as never dating a gynecologist because she would see “other xibius” in this tweet.
- Emotional impulsivity: Talks about being “intensa demais” and getting hurt for it in “Sempre falam pra eu ser intensa, mas por eu ser intensa demais eu sempre tomo intensamente no meu uc”.
- Rumination tendency: Fixates on past relationships and missed chances, like hating a favorite song after dedicating it to the wrong person in this tweet and confessing they still miss someone in this tweet.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
This user most closely matches Lisa Simpson, who is thoughtful, emotionally intense, and often overwhelmed by how much she feels. Like Lisa, they clearly care deeply about others and worry about their wellbeing, as seen in tweets like “Espero que ela esteja bem...” and “Pior sensação do mundo é ver uma amiga tendo uma crise e não poder fazer nada pra ajudar”. They’re introspective and a bit melancholic, frequently expressing existential or depressive thoughts such as “Que merda, tô assistindo o filme da minha própria vida porque eu mesmo não me sinto viva kkkkkkkk isso é bizarro pra caramba” and “Vontadezinha de me matar”, which mirrors Lisa’s periodic struggles with sadness and feeling misunderstood. At the same time, they have intense passions and niche interests—whether it’s Black Clover, My Little Pony, or K‑pop—as reflected in “Stray Kids arrasaram outra vez, parabéns a todos. Do It ficou incrível 👏👏” and “Deve ser ruim me odiar enquanto eu fico o dia inteiro assistindo My Little Pony”, similar to Lisa’s love for jazz, books, and causes she obsesses over. Their romantic idealism and intense crush energy in “Como eu explico o amor que sinto por essa garota??” and “You visit my thoughts, steal my sleep, speed up my heart, and fill me with longing” also echo Lisa’s tendency to fall hard, overthink everything, and turn feelings into almost poetic drama. Overall, the mix of sensitivity, overthinking, emotional ups and downs, and strong attachments to media and people aligns them much more with Lisa than with the more chaotic or indifferent Simpsons characters.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They lean Introvert (I): they talk a lot about their inner world, feelings and shows they watch alone, like “Deve ser ruim me odiar enquanto eu fico o dia inteiro assistindo My Little Pony”, and often sound emotionally isolated, e.g. “Que merda, tô assistindo o filme da minha própria vida porque eu mesmo não me sinto viva”. Their focus is more Intuition (N) than Sensing: they romanticize and idealize people and experiences, such as “You visit my thoughts, steal my sleep, speed up my heart, and fill me with longing” and “Dreams can come true.”, showing a strong orientation toward possibilities and internal meanings rather than concrete facts. They are clearly Feeling (F): decisions and reactions are driven by emotion and values, like “Pior sensação que tem é você dedicar uma música que você ama pra alguém e depois passar odiar música porque dedicou pra pessoa errada” and their empathy for others in “Pior sensação do mundo é ver uma amiga tendo uma crise e não poder fazer nada pra ajudar”. Finally, they fit Perceiving (P) more than Judging: they show procrastination and lack of firm structure (e.g. “Eu sempre paro no episódio 143 de Black Clouver e nunca termino”) and a spontaneous, go-with-the-flow style in school and life, like “Minha reclamação pra faltar de aula foi tanta que na hora de passar o cartão não deu pra passsar kkkkkkkkkk”. Taken together—the intense inner emotional life, idealism in love, and somewhat chaotic lifestyle—INFP is the best-fitting type.
Some pickup lines for you
- You know how you always stop at episode 143 of Black Clover? If you start it again with me, I promise I’ll be your plot twist that actually makes you finish something for once.
- You said you’d never date a gynecologist because she’d see other xibius… lucky for you I’m not a doctor, but I’m totally qualified to focus 100% on you and your dangerously cute jealousy.
- You spend the day watching My Little Pony while complaining 2025 was a ‘year of shit’ — how about we make 2026 the season where you finally get your happy ending… starring you, me, and zero bad vibes on the couch?
- You said you’d cross a whole city just to beat someone up for desperdiçar a chance de viver; imagine what you’d do for someone que quer viver cada coisinha intensa ao seu lado.
- If one tiny thing can make you smile on your worst days, let me be that one thing: I’ll bring Stray Kids on the playlist, a hug even if you ‘don’t like hugs’, and a promise to never let your favorite song be tied to the wrong person again.
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Professional overthinker, poem hoarder, and series half-finisher. Survived 2025, still pausing Black Clover at ep. 143 instead of my emotions.– @abbsofus
Your signature cocktail
Melodramatic Pony Sour
Blackberry vodka stands in for their obsession with dark, slightly chaotic media and K‑pop intensity, echoing tweets like “Que série boa puta que pariu😩🤌” and “Stray Kids arrasaram outra vez, parabéns a todos. Do It ficou incrível 👏👏”. Pink guava juice is the soft, queer, affectionate core that hugs people even when they’re not into it, inspired by “Tô nem aí se ela gosta de abraço ou não, vou dar um abraço nela sim.” and the My Little Pony binge in “Deve ser ruim me odiar enquanto eu fico o dia inteiro assistindo My Little Pony”. Cold brew coffee concentrate captures the insomnia, overthinking and emotional exhaustion of “Que merda, tô assistindo o filme da minha própria vida porque eu mesmo não me sinto viva kkkkkkkk isso é bizarro pra caramba” and the fear and anxiety in “Pior sensação do mundo é ver uma amiga tendo uma crise e não poder fazer nada pra ajudar”. Lime juice adds a sharp, sarcastic bite that matches complaints like “Pessoa que gosta de calor tem que tomar muito no cu mesmo, pqp” and “Acho uma puta falta de respeito acordar as pessoas com luz do sol 😒”. A dash of chili bitters is the tiny but intense self‑destructive drama, referencing lines such as “Vontadezinha de me matar” and “Eu atravessaria uma cidade inteira só pra te enfiar a porrada… mas você não é nerd o suficiente pra entender”, making the drink sweet, moody, and just spicy enough to be dangerous in a fun way.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
This user consistently shows strong loyalty and emotional dedication to the people they care about, which is very Hufflepuff-coded. They express deep concern for a friend in crisis in “Pior sensação do mundo é ver uma amiga tendo uma crise e não poder fazer nada pra ajudar” and worry tenderly about someone with “Espero que ela esteja bem...”. Their affection is persistent and devoted, as seen in “Como eu explico o amor que sinto por essa garota??” and the clingy, warm tone of “Tô nem aí se ela gosta de abraço ou não, vou dar um abraço nela sim. Não aguento mais ficar longe dela😔”. They also show a strong sense of fairness and wanting others (especially younger people) to “live right,” in “Vai viver a adolescência direito garota, ser adolescente não é se afundar em bebida alcoólica e fumar igual a um dragão pra parecer legal.”. While there are flashes of dark humor and self-deprecation, the overall pattern is of someone who feels deeply, cares about others’ well-being, and values emotional bonds — hallmark traits of Hufflepuff rather than the ambition of Slytherin or the intellectualism of Ravenclaw.
Your movie
Your song
Traitor - Olivia Rodrigo
A well‑suited song for @abbsofus is Traitor by Olivia Rodrigo because so many of their tweets circle around heartbreak, jealousy, and feeling intensely betrayed by people they care about. They talk about dedicating songs and then hating them later, like in “Pior sensação que tem é você dedicar uma música que você ama pra alguém e depois passar odiar música porque dedicou pra pessoa errada😒”, which matches the regret and resentment at the core of Traitor. Their dramatic and possessive humor in love, e.g. “Eu nunca namoraria uma ginecologista... tipo, ela vai olhar outros xibius alem do meu e eu iria me matar de tanto ciúmes 🙄💅”, fits Olivia’s raw, confessional style. There’s also a mix of emotional intensity and feeling taken for granted in tweets like “Sempre falam pra eu ser intensa, mas por eu ser intensa demais eu sempre tomo intensamente no meu uc👁 👁”, which echoes the way Traitor deals with giving too much and getting hurt. Even their melancholic and somewhat self-destructive jokes such as “Vontadezinha de me matar” and “Que merda, tô assistindo o filme da minha própria vida porque eu mesmo não me sinto viva kkkkkkkk isso é bizarro pra caramba” resonate with the song’s vibe of emotional exhaustion after a painful relationship. Overall, Traitor captures their blend of romantic intensity, overthinking, jealousy, and hurt humor better than most other mainstream songs.
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