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Your Simpsons character
This user most closely matches Homer Simpson: chaotic, lazy, oddly loving, and constantly bouncing between misery and little pleasures. Like Homer oversharing his disasters, they narrate bodily pain and bad luck with slapstick humor, e.g. “tou muito ruim tava dormindko e o meu gato jogou uma barata na minha cara isso nao eh vida nao” and “minha xabeca ta explodindo de dor desde o natal por causa d fogo de artificio Quero virar presidente do Brasil pra dar pena de morte pra quem usar essa merda .Chega”. Their relationship drama is exaggerated but affectionate, very Homer-and-Marge-coded, as in “joao vitor dormiu igual pedra e eu estou aki chupando dedo pq ele naowacorda por nada neste mundo E eu nao quwro sair da conchinha :/” and the mock-complaints about a "abusivo" boyfriend who'd still take care of them: “acabei de falar Q ia ficar cega e o joao falou tomara ai eu cuido de voce To num relacionamento abusivo”. They also share Homer’s food-obsessed, low-effort vibe—“quero comer pao com ovo”, “hoje a minha janta foi pipoca lifes good”—along with his perpetual tiredness and avoidance of responsibility: “Nao aguento mais sentir sonmo” and “me sinto assim quando tenho que tomar banho”. Underneath the vulgar jokes and self-deprecation, though, there’s a soft, sentimental streak (the cutesy love tweets and “Save me pao com ovo”) that mirrors Homer’s secretly big heart.

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They lean Introvert (I): their posts center on inner states, health, and small domestic scenes (cats, boyfriend, games) rather than big socializing, e.g. “dormi por 21 hroas mas tudo bwm eu mereco me Mimar um pouco #memimei” and “eu nao vou passar o ano novo jogando visual novel nao ne kk”, which show comfort in solitary, cozy activities. The Intuition (N) preference shows in their surreal humor and abstract takes, like “Estou comecando a duvidar Q todos nossos vicios sao manipulados pelo algoritmo” and the exaggerated, imaginative rant “minha xabeca ta explodindo de dor ... Quero virar presidente do Brasil pra dar pena de morte pra quem usar essa merda”. Their tone is clearly Feeling (F): they lead with emotion, affection, and relational language, such as “joao vitor dormiu igual pedra e eu estou aki chupando dedo pq ele naowacorda por nada neste mundo E eu nao quwro sair da conchinha :/” and “eu te amo”, and even complaints are framed emotionally rather than analytically. Finally, they read as Perceiving (P): there’s impulsivity and lack of rigid structure in tweets like “Nao aguento mais sentir sonmo”, “nao tomo banho desde o ano passado”, and the chaotic mix of sleep issues, health crises, and last‑minute feelings (e.g. “engoli saliva e senti minha garganta fechada + 7 da manhã de uma segunda feira ... Deus tenha piedade de mim”). Combining introspective, emotionally intense, imaginative, and somewhat disorganized traits, INFP fits better than nearby types like ENFP or ISFP.

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Support rep by day, Twin Peaks evangelist by night. Lives on pão com ovo, cats, and visual novels. Once nearly died of fireworks-induced headache.– @abcaroldefghijk

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This chaotic little fizz is powered by cachaça with toasted popcorn, because dinner sometimes is popcorn as proudly documented in “hoje a minha janta foi pipoca lifes good” and the mantra of “lifes good”. Sparkling guaraná keeps the energy jittery and online, matching the cerebellum-melting vibe of “estou com o cerebelo derretido” and all those sleep-deprived, dissociating timelines. Lime juice with a pinch of salt adds a sharp, slightly bitter hit for the rage, headaches and general barrel situations in “Tou em situacao d barril” and “minha xabeca ta explodindo de dor”. A swirl of maraschino cherry syrup is the soft, romantic core that tweets things like “eu te amo” and clings to conchinha in “eu nao quwro sair da conchinha :/”. Finally, an egg‑white foam dusted with crushed Cheetos pays homage to the unhinged, horny gremlin energy of “Eu sendo nerd com a cueca toda melada fedendo a porra toda fedida de cheetos” and the self-aware shitposting peak of “Grok Bata Punheta Para Mim”, giving the drink a playful, slightly cursed finish that still somehow works—just like their timeline.

Your Hogwarts House
Their tweets show a very strong Ravenclaw blend of irony, metacommentary, and love of abstract thinking. They repeatedly reflect on society and media with a self-aware, almost analytical tone, like in “Estou comecando a duvidar Q todos nossos vicios sao manipulados pelo algoritmo” and “Me estressa MT que as pessoas Estão levando ao Pé da letra ''Interpretação de texto''”, which shows concern with interpretation and how people read. There’s also playful philosophical/theoretical role‑play in “Bom dia @grok, com base em TODOS os meus tweets e replies, eu sou: Qual ditador? Qual filósofo? Qual personagem fictício? Qual político? Qual figura religiosa? Qual figura histórica? Qual artista?”, suggesting enjoyment of categorization and intellectual identity games. Even their humor is very brainy and referential, e.g. “the lioness does not concern herself with how much problematic media she consumes”, remixing a meme with media-ethics discourse, and “to sentindo que a cliente quer saber outra coisa mas nao ta sabendo formular a merda da pergunta mas N consigo provar”, which is about reading subtext and communication. While they show loyalty and affection toward João and their cats, the dominant throughline is wit, meta-humor, and preoccupation with language and interpretation, which aligns most strongly with Ravenclaw over the other houses.

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The best fit is “Liability” by Lorde, which captures a mix of fragile self-awareness, dark humor, and emotional intensity. They constantly oscillate between joking about feeling broken and genuinely overwhelmed, like saying “tou muito ruim tava dormindko e o meu gato jogou uma barata na minha cara isso nao eh vida nao” and “minha xabeca ta explodindo de dor… Quero virar presidente do Brasil pra dar pena de morte pra quem usar essa merda”. Liability is about feeling like too much for others, and they play with that same idea through self-deprecating and chaotic humor, for example “fuck my stupid baka life” and “estou com o cerebelo derretido”. At the same time, they’re very self-aware and introspective, as shown in “Estou tentando ser uma Pessoa melhor” and the way they dramatize everyday feelings like anxiety and exhaustion in tweets such as “Nao aguento mais sentir sonmo”. Like the song, their timeline mixes vulnerability, melodrama, and tenderness toward themselves and others, wrapped in irony and online humor.

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