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Your Simpsons character
Despite the dark nature of the content, @abomi_dummy shares Lisa Simpson's core trait of being a deeply misunderstood, sensitive youth who feels isolated from their peers and family. The user expresses a desperate need for help after a crisis, tweeting “I SURVIVED MY ATTEMPT AAAAAAA. I DONT KNOW WHAT TO DO... SOMEONE HEEEELP PLEEEEASE.”, mirroring Lisa's frequent feelings of being trapped in a world that doesn't understand her pain. Like Lisa, who often hides her true feelings behind an intellectual or quirky exterior, this user uses emojis and a specific 'internet persona' to mask severe distress, noting how a “Classmate now knows I look at #shtwtᅠ but from their reaction I’m pretty sure they think that I’m trying look tuff”. Their self-awareness about their own behavior, such as realizing they “tweet like a little girl when I’m tired”, reflects Lisa's characteristic introspective and often self-critical nature.

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The user exhibits Introversion by focusing on solitary, internal struggles and hiding from others, as seen when they mention “IM HIDING IN MY SCHOOL”. Their Sensing trait is dominant in their focus on immediate physical sensations and concrete details of their actions, noting that “cutting actually makes a noise... SOUND LIKE PAPER!?”. The Feeling preference is clear through their highly emotional, reactive tone and use of emoticons to express distress, such as when they plead “just PLEEEEASE let me DIE. °(°ˊДˋ°) °”. Finally, they show Perceiving traits through a lack of structured planning and spontaneous shifts in behavior, admitting they “feel asleep” despite being ready to act, and describing their failed attempts as a result of being “tired”.

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Aspiring creative and high school student. When I’m not in class, I’m probably overthinking everything or napping. Once accidentally fell asleep during a crisis.– @abomi_dummy

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This cocktail captures a volatile mix of teenage angst and high-stakes desperation, served with a sharp edge. The base uses overproof rum to reflect the user's extreme escalation, like when they posted, “Attempting on Sunday. Going for the jugular vein.”. The thick hibiscus syrup adds a visceral color, nodding to their discovery that “cutting actually makes a noise... AND WHY DOES IT SOUND LIKE PAPER!?”. Finally, the ginger liqueur provides a stinging bite, mirroring the frustration of finding “box cutter blades” to replace a dull knife. It is a drink for someone hiding in the aftermath, screaming, “I SURVIVED MY ATTEMPT AAAAAAA. I DONT KNOW WHAT TO DO.”.

Your Hogwarts House
The user demonstrates a classic Slytherin focus on resourcefulness and self-preservation within their specific circumstances. They exhibit a pragmatic approach to finding tools, noting, “I found box cutter blades. No more dull knife for me.”, showing a desire for efficiency and results. There is also a distinct sense of cunning and relief when they successfully manage their reputation, as seen when they state, “Thank God tbh” after a classmate fails to realize the truth of their situation. Finally, even in moments of high distress, their immediate instinct is to seek a way to hide from authority figures, frantically asking, “SOMEONE HEEEELP PLEEEEASE. IM HIDING IN MY SCHOOL.”. This combination of seeking the most effective methods and prioritizing the concealment of their actions aligns with the shrewd and self-protective nature of Slytherin house.

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The user @abomi_dummy exhibits a pattern of severe self-destructive behavior and an obsession with their appearance and physical damage, often masking their pain with a juvenile, emoticon-heavy persona. This juxtaposition of a 'cute' aesthetic with deep trauma matches the upbeat yet devastating energy of Prom Queen. The user oscillates between deep despair and a desperate need for validation, as seen when they write, “I’m going to CRY just PLEEEEASE let me DIE”. Their struggle with self-harm methods and the feeling of inadequacy regarding their injuries, such as being “Not even happy with the cuts bcs I can't bring myself to cut deeper”, mirrors the song's themes of body dysmorphia and the internal pressure to perform perfection while suffering. Ultimately, their frantic realization after a crisis, “I SURVIVED MY ATTEMPT AAAAAAA. I DONT KNOW WHAT TO DO”, reflects the song’s underlying message of being trapped in a cycle of self-loathing and the fear of being truly seen by others.

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