Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Fandom-knowledgeable: Shows deep, detailed understanding of AFTG canon and characters, e.g. timeline and majors in “Quando o Neil entrou as raposas ainda tinham o seguinte tempo até a formatura” and “O Neil se formou em matemática e o Andrew em justiça criminal”.
- Opinionated-honest: States strong views clearly without hedging, as in “E a todo mundo q fica 'deveriam proibir isso' VÁ SE FODERR Ao3 é um ARQUIVO” and “q povo chato senhor”.
- Protective-fair: Defends creators and platforms from unfair criticism, like standing up for Nora in “Gente meu Deus deixem essa pobre mulher em paz... ela só quer compartilhar a história dela” and defending AO3’s archival role in “A plataforma é um ARQUIVO…”.
- Humorous-sarcastic: Uses humor and irony to engage, e.g. “Neil Josten o primeiro hater do mundo” and “Ele sendo CLT raiz, tranca os dentes e e enfrenta o dia kkkkm”.
- Analytical-thoughtful: Builds nuanced interpretations and headcanons, as in “Tem duas opções, se vc quiser fazer o Nathan realmente fiel aos Moriyamas…” and unpacking Aaron’s struggles in “a verdade é que o Aaron vive um inferno naquele primeiro ano de palmetto”.
Weaknesses:
- Harsh-language: Uses aggressive wording like “Vai se foder minha filha” and “VÁ SE FODERR”, which can alienate others even when the point is valid.
- Insulting-judgmental: Targets individuals with strong insults, e.g. “meu sonho ver essa menina idiota buchuda pra ela parar de ser otária e puta”, making criticism personal rather than focused on behavior or ideas.
- Dismissive-sensitive: Quickly labels others as overly sensitive or boring instead of engaging, as in “Nossa mas vcs são muito sensíveis misericórdia. Não pode fazer nada nesse fandom” and “people are so boringgg”.
- Toxic-humor: Some jokes rely on shock or cruelty, such as “Eu só queria ser marmita dos mattdan” combined with graphic or extreme scenarios, and listing crimes jokingly in “Falsidade ideológica, ocultação de cadáver, lavagem de dinheiro…”.
- Self-neglecting: Hints at struggling mental health and sobriety without much self-compassion, e.g. “preciso desabafar aqui se não vou surtar. Mas sinto q desse ano não passo na minha sobriedade” and “triste pq do nada fiquei muito depressiva e não tenho ninguém pra falar sobre”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They come across as sharp, opinionated, and very online-brainy, which fits Lisa Simpson’s mix of intellect and exasperation with everyone around her. Like Lisa, they care a lot about media/literature and over-analyze canon and fandom ethics, as in their multi-part defenses of AO3 and tagging (“Ao3 is not a blog. Is a place for works so pls for the love of god can y'all stop posting 'what fics is this?' And 'fic ideas' posts. It's so annoying”, “A plataforma é um ARQUIVO significa que você pode colocar tudo que quiser e a única regra é colocar a tag. Aí meu bem é só você excluir a tag q vai parar de ver”). They’re also moralistic but in a jaded, combative way, getting genuinely annoyed at people misreading works or erasing identities, e.g. “Moço mas como assim quem liga pra raízes deles?... o fandom negar que eles são mestiços e chamar eles de brancos é sim ofensivo”. At the same time, they’re self-aware and a bit melodramatic about their own struggles, like “triste pq do nada fiquei muito depressiva e não tenho ninguém pra falar sobre” and “preciso desabafar aqui se não vou surtar. Mas sinto q desse ano não passo na minha sobriedade”, which mirrors Lisa’s tendency to feel isolated and overwhelmed. Finally, their mix of snarky humor and earnest passion about niche interests (AFTG, fanfic structure, tiny canon details) is very Lisa-coded: the kid who’s too smart and too intense for the world, and copes by ranting about it.
Your MBTI personality Type
INTP
They lean Introvert over Extrovert: most tweets are about fandom, games, and internal reactions rather than active socializing, and they talk about feeling very low and isolated, e.g. “triste pq do nada fiquei muito depressiva e não tenho ninguém pra falar sobre”, suggesting a more inward focus. Their style is clearly Intuitive rather than Sensing: they constantly theorize, interpret, and headcanon, such as speculating about character motivation and plot logic in AFTG, like in “tenho um headcanon pessoal que foi incêndio…” and meta discussion of tags and tropes in “Time travel fix it Canon divergence different first meeting Original child character Pov outsider Essas geralmente são as tags conforto do fandom aftg…”. They favor Thinking over Feeling by arguing from principle and structure even on sensitive topics, defending AO3 as an archival system by referencing rules and tagging (e.g. “A plataforma é um ARQUIVO… a única regra é colocar a tag. Aí meu bem é só você excluir a tag…”), and critiquing interpretations with blunt analytical language like “Acho que vc precisa trabalhar um pouco mais sua interpretação pq o Neil é completamente suicida”. Their spontaneity, comfort with mess, and flexible stance on fandom conflict point to Perceiving over Judging: they repeatedly frame drama and inconsistency as normal and even fun, like “mas vcs são muito sensíveissss a graça da vida é dar uma brigada as vezes” and “Nossa mas vcs são muito sensíveis misericórdia. Não pode fazer nada nesse fandom. Briga tem em todo fandom isso é normal.”. Taken together—analytical meta, speculative headcanons, principle-based arguments, and a laid‑back, argumentative-but-playful approach to structure—this best fits INTP.
Some pickup lines for you
- You defending AO3 like it’s a sacred archive, listing every Fox’s semester, and writing in English to practice? I don’t want to say ‘soulmate,’ but if you ever need someone to beta your Andreil fix-it fic and then argue about tags, I volunteer as tribute.
- You: ‘Ao3 is not a blog.’ Me: ‘Yeah, it’s clearly a dating site, because somehow I ended up here wanting to be your canon-divergent slow burn.’
- You once said fanfic is one of the only ways you get to practice English. If you ever need extra practice, we can do a time-travel fix-it AU where the fix is: we meet, rant about fandom drama, and then watch reality shows together to judge everyone else.
- The way you can casually list Neil’s graduation timeline, Aaron’s hellish first year, and why the Moriyamas would react a certain way… I’m just saying: if you can analyze fictional disasters that well, imagine how powerful we’d be hate-watching Percy Jackson death scenes and overthinking them together.
- You joked that ‘the karma of Aaron is his kids being obsessed with Neil.’ Personally, I think my karma is falling for someone who calls people ‘sensíveis’ and still has the emotional range to tweet ‘tô depressiva e não tenho ninguém pra falar’—so, wanna change both our fates and overshare about our lives instead of just the Foxes’?
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21 • they/them • AO3 defender, AFTG analyst & accidental fandom lawyer. Once deleted my perfect Stardew save and never emotionally recovered.– @absolismos
Your signature cocktail
The Foxes' Drama Detox
This cocktail starts with a smoky mezcal shot for their unapologetically sharp, sometimes savage takes like “Vai se foder minha filha e aprende a falar outra língua q não essa desgraça a de inglês” and “E a todo mundo q fica 'deveriam proibir isso' VÁ SE FODERR Ao3 é um ARQUIVO”. The spicy ginger syrup captures their constant fandom sparring and hot takes, from calling people “muito sensíveissss” in “mas vcs são muito sensíveissss a graça da vida é dar uma brigada as vezes” to laughing at drama in “q povo chato senhor”. Bitter grapefruit juice reflects their darker, exhausted side and venting, like “triste pq do nada fiquei muito depressiva e não tenho ninguém pra falar sobre” and “Mas sinto q desse ano não passo na minha sobriedade”. A splash of vegan-friendly coconut cream nods to the softer, nurturing nerd who loves tropes and comfort tags, as in “Time travel fix it Canon divergence different first meeting Original child character Pov outsider Essas geralmente são as tags conforto do fandom aftg, gosto muito” and their defense of creators in “Gente meu Deus deixem essa pobre mulher em paz. Ela é low profile… Pelo amor ela vende o livro a 1 dólar”. Finally, an AO3-red grenadine float on top celebrates their fic-nerd identity and archive-defending heart seen in “Ao3 is not a blog. Is a place for works so pls for the love of god can y'all stop posting 'what fics is this?'” and “Gente eu vou ser advogada do diabo aqui mas não é defendendo incesto e sim defendendo o Ao3. A plataforma é um ARQUIVO”, making the drink strong, a bit bitter, but ultimately indulgent—just like staying up too late reading fanfic debates on Twitter.
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
This account reads as very analytical and fandom-nerdy, which leans strongly Ravenclaw. They frequently break down canon details and timelines with almost academic precision, like when they map out the Foxes’ semesters and graduation schedule in detail: “Quando o Neil entrou as raposas ainda tinham o seguinte tempo até a formatura…”, and when they correct interpretations of characters’ psychology and behavior: “Acho que vc precisa trabalhar um pouco mais sua interpretação pq o Neil é completamente suicida…”. They also love meta discussion about fandom platforms and norms, defending AO3’s archival philosophy with a clear conceptual argument: “Ao3 é um ARQUIVO não um site comercial. Não é pq vc não gosta q precisa de censura” and “A plataforma é um ARQUIVO significa que você pode colocar tudo que quiser e a única regra é colocar a tag”. There’s a clear enjoyment of theorizing, building headcanons, and playing with tropes—see them calmly constructing possibilities for character motivations and AU outcomes: “Tem duas opções, se vc quiser fazer o Nathan realmente fiel aos Moriyamas…” and “tenho um headcanon pessoal que foi incêndio…”. While they can be sharp-tongued and blunt, the dominant pattern is intellectual engagement with media, careful reasoning about character consistency, and using fanfic both as creative outlet and a tool to practice English: “Fanfic é uma das únicas formas que eu tenho pra treinar o inglês então muitas vezes prefiro escrever nessa língua”. All of this points most strongly to Ravenclaw: someone who leads with analysis, meta, and love of ideas, even when they’re being snarky about it.
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Bad Reputation - Joan Jett
Their timeline shows someone who’s unapologetically blunt, opinionated, and not afraid to be rude when they think it’s warranted, which fits the defiant tone of Bad Reputation. They openly mock people being overly sensitive in fandom, like when they say “mas vcs são muito sensíveissss a graça da vida é dar uma brigada as vezes” and “Nossa mas vcs são muito sensíveis misericórdia. Não pode fazer nada nesse fandom”, echoing the song’s refusal to tone it down for others. They also defend controversial freedom of expression on AO3, arguing things like “Ao3 é um ARQUIVO não um site comercial. Não é pq vc não gosta q precisa de censura”, which matches the song’s ethos of not caring about social disapproval. Even when frustrated or mean, as in “Vai se foder minha filha e aprende a falar outra língua q não essa desgraça a de inglês”, they lean into their own attitude rather than smoothing it out to be likable. Overall, they come across as someone who would rather be honest, messy, and loud than polite and restrained, which is exactly the spirit of Bad Reputation.
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