Absolunar
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Your Simpsons character
The user’s chaotic, self‑destructive humor and frequent references to drinking and reckless behavior mirror Homer’s classic antics, such as the tweet "really wanna get hammered and drive into a wall at 90mph. Seeing everyone with family and friends and pets having fun is killing me." Their obsession with food ("pizza Lunchable time") and constant swings between depressive self‑pity ("I should kms gn") and bizarre optimism ("Love and Friendship all around us ❤️") echo Homer’s love of donuts and his occasional bouts of existential dread. The frequent profanity, absurd exaggerations, and random emotional outbursts (e.g., "my life? It's like a fucking video game" and "I love my life and big Oenis") also fit Homer’s impulsive, often clueless personality. Finally, the user’s occasional attempts at "love and friendship" parallel Homer’s fleeting tender moments with his family despite his chaotic lifestyle.

Your MBTI personality Type
The user shows strong introverted tendencies, often posting introspective statements like "my life? It's like a fucking video game" and addressing "Anon" rather than engaging in broad social chatter. Their tweets are dominated by concrete, sensory details—"Katsu curry and spicy Keema," "pizza Lunchable time," and "Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer"—indicating a Sensing preference. Emotional and value‑driven language appears throughout, such as "we chose Love. will you?" and "I have a soft spot for losers<3," reflecting a Feeling orientation. Finally, the posting style is impulsive and unstructured, jumping from thoughts of self‑harm ("I should kms gn") to random memes ("Look out for cones and the color blue. 172631"), which aligns with a Perceiving approach.

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Meme curator, indie music junkie, coffee addict. Once yodeled at a pet store for laughs. #Tech #Gaming #RandomThoughts– @Absolunar

Your signature cocktail
This cocktail, named "Crushing Gravity BWC", mirrors the chaotic, self‑destructive energy of @Absolunar. The vodka provides a raw, blank canvas that feels like the "gravity" crushing everything, while the blackcurrant liqueur adds a dark, bitter edge echoing lines like "ALL THE WAY TO THE GROUND." The spicy chili syrup and pineapple juice capture the mix of "Really wanna get hammered and drive into a wall at 90mph" and the fleeting moments of "Love and Friendship all around us ❤️". A pinch of edible silver glitter represents the constant pull of the bio’s "Gravity. Crushing Me." and the glittery absurdity of a "spork" garnish. As the user declares, "I 🏳️⚧️❤️ Pussy" and "I have a soft spot for losers<3", this drink is both intoxicating and oddly comforting, just like their tweets.

Your Hogwarts House
The user displays strong self‑interest and a desire for power, evident in tweets like "I pick things up I am the Collector" and "surrounding myself with Hard Men in 2026", which show ambition to gather and dominate. Their reckless bravado, such as "Really wanna get hammered and drive into a wall at 90mph", reflects a willingness to take bold, risky actions for personal gratification. This focus on personal gain and a cunning, self‑centered attitude aligns best with Slytherin’s core traits of ambition and resourcefulness.

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The song "Hurt" captures the crushing emptiness expressed in the bio "Gravity. Crushing Me." and the repeated suicidal thoughts like "I should kms gn 👍" and "my life? It's like a fucking video game". The lyrics "I hurt myself today to see if I still feel" echo the self‑harm and despair hinted at in tweets such as "my worthless cock? heartily Gooned" and "my BWC must rest gn Onlinecels". The line "All we are just dust in the wind" parallels the user's sense of being a loser, as they admit "I have a soft spot for losers". The overall bleak, introspective tone of "Hurt" mirrors the chaotic, self‑destructive mood present throughout their timeline.

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