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Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson is a mischievous, rebellious kid who thrives on random jokes and pop‑culture references, much like the user’s tweet "What the hell is a Tibet monk" that shows bizarre curiosity. The user’s boastful tone in "I'm bigger" mirrors Bart’s over‑confident bragging. Their absurd humor, such as "I watched the fnaf 2 movie. It was 6 bat's out of ten," is reminiscent of Bart’s sarcastic commentary. The defiant, profanity‑laden tweet "this mother fucker just said Charlie Kirk is in heaven with him" reflects Bart’s edgy, rebellious language. Finally, the surprise at odd claims like "HE TRAINED WITH SANTA???" captures Bart’s typical reaction to absurd situations, making him the best fit.

Your MBTI personality Type
The frequent, outward‑looking posts and the habit of quoting others (e.g., "Give me a show" with a quoted tweet) show an extroverted style. The user often jumps between concrete memes and abstract, puzzling ideas like the "Christman themed riddles" and "Ghosts are in Gotham now," indicating an intuitive (N) preference. Their blunt, logical tone ("No I don’t. This is propaganda from Bane") reflects a thinking (T) approach rather than emotional expression. The spontaneous, varied content and lack of apparent long‑term planning (e.g., "Mines the best" and random picture posts) point to a perceiving (P) lifestyle. Together these traits align best with the ENTP type.

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Night-patrolling meme lord, Christmas-themed Batman fan, puzzle-solver & pop-culture junkie. 6 bats out of 10.– @AbsoluteBatTank

Your signature cocktail
The Absolute Bat's Holiday Fury is a dark, brooding cocktail that captures the mysterious vibe of a Batman who says "You know who I am" while still embracing the absurd holiday chaos he mentions like "HE TRAINED WITH SANTA???". A base of black vodka gives the drink a night‑time Gotham depth, while a splash of peppermint schnapps adds the unexpected festive twist hinted at in his Christmas riddles. A shot of espresso mirrors the line "This is what I listen to when I'm patrolling", keeping the drink alert and edgy. A drizzle of gingerbread syrup and a pinch of smoked salt echo his references to ghosts and using salt to beat them, and the dash of absinthe nods to his "MY AXE" vibe. Together the ingredients make a cocktail that’s both dark and sweet, just like the persona behind the tweets.

Your Hogwarts House
The user shows a strong curiosity and love for learning, as seen in the tweet "What the hell is a Tibet monk [picture]" which reflects a desire to explore unfamiliar topics. Their engagement with puzzles is evident in "For the past 5 nights this guy has asked me various Christman themed riddles. I already don't like the other batmen's 'villains'" showing enjoyment of riddles and intellectual challenges. They also demonstrate research and strategic thinking, exemplified by "Many new enemies have come to my side of Gotham... Ghosts. Ghosts are in Gotham now. Eddie telms me to use salt to beat them" which indicates using knowledge to solve problems. While they also display confidence, the dominant traits of curiosity, wit, and problem‑solving align best with Ravenclaw's values of wisdom and intelligence.

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The song "Bat Out of Hell" captures the chaotic, larger‑than‑life energy that AbsoluteBatTank displays in their timeline. In a tweet they rate a movie as "6 bat's out of ten", directly riffing on the word bat that appears in the song title. Their claim "I'm bigger" and the brag about an axe echo the song’s over‑the‑top, high‑octane rock vibe. They even posted "This is what I listen to when I'm patrolling", likely showing the track, reinforcing the connection. The dramatic, borderline‑villainous lyrics of Meat Loaf’s anthem match their love for villains, jokes about Joker, Bane, and even Santa‑trained foes, making it a perfect fit.

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