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Ultra Vexed's strong moral convictions and unwavering belief in traditional values resonate with Ned Flanders, the devoutly religious and often-judgmental neighbor of the Simpsons family. Similar to Flanders, Ultra Vexed is deeply concerned about the erosion of traditional values and the impact of modern ideologies on society, 'The bears refuse to be watched! No to mass surveillance!' He is also a strong advocate for the protection of children, 'Sorry at this stage a vote for Biden is a vote for iatrogenically harming the most vulnerable children.' Just as Flanders often finds himself at odds with the more liberal and unconventional members of his community, Ultra Vexed frequently expresses his disapproval of the Labour party and the transgender ideology.

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Defender of women's rights and traditional values. Vocal critic of the Labour party and transgender ideology. Passionate about free speech and individual liberty. Strong supporter of the Conservative party and the NHS. – @AbsolutelyVexed

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Ultra Vexed's strong ambition, cunning, and resourcefulness align him with Slytherin. His determination to protect traditional values and challenge what he perceives as threats to women's rights showcases a Slytherin-like drive. He is often seen strategizing and analyzing political situations, 'If they can't get real images they'll fake them. All porn needs removing from the internet. Go back to top shelf magazines and sex shop videos/cinemas. Demand would massively decline.' His ability to identify and expose what he believes are 'lies' and 'manipulations' reflects a Slytherin's sharp intellect and ability to see through facades. Furthermore, his unwavering commitment to his cause, even when facing opposition, reflects the Slytherin's dedication to their goals, 'And until women in particular stop voting Democrat you'll have men in your spaces and sports. Wake TF up and make them listen to you. They don't care if you're unhappy. They only care if they're in power.'

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This song, which tackles themes of sexism and double standards faced by women in society, aligns with Ultra Vexed's concerns about the erosion of women's rights and the dangers of gender ideology. His tweets about the 'war on women' and the need to protect women from harm resonate with the song's message of female empowerment and resistance against societal pressures. He sees parallels between the challenges faced by the woman in the song and the struggles he believes women face in the world today, 'We don't have the death sentence in the UK and every prisoner should be physically safe. That this is happening is a disgrace.'

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