Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Self-aware: Reflects critically on own behavior and mental state, like reassessing recent actions and mindset in “What the fuck was I on in the last few months I'm actually taking a step back what was I doing bro 😭”.
- Humorous: Uses jokes and absurdity to narrate daily life, e.g. the unplugged coffee grinder in “Been tryna get the fucking coffee grinder working for 10 minutes It wasn't plugged in” and the Viking splash complaint in “Literally who the fuck is getting on the Viking splash at 11am on a Monday in January I hate Dublin city”.
- Intellectually-driven: Shows strong interest in STEM and learning, like hyperfixating on convex lenses for hours in “I've so been hyperfixated on convex lenses this week, I was deriving formulas for the refraction of light in the back of my accounting class…” and caring about Leaving Cert points in “Genuinely the only thing that matters to me is doing well on my leaving cert…”.
- Emotionally-honest: Openly shares distress, nostalgia, and attachment, like missing friends and considering texting the groupchat in “Tempted to alert the groupchat of my impending doom… God I love her so much what if I never see her again maybe I SHOULD kill myself”.
- Resilient: Keeps engaging with school, hobbies, and social life despite struggles, like still focusing on exams and study in “I'm LOCKING IN for this product costing test trust” and acknowledging a 'recovery era' in their bio and “What the fuck was I on in the last few months I'm actually taking a step back…”.
Weaknesses:
- Self-destructive: Openly romanticizes and plans harmful behavior, such as repeatedly discussing chugging large amounts of Panadol in “Okay I'm going through with my plans I'm gonna chug a load of Panadol…” and “Low key wanna OD on paracetamol for the craic is that insane”.
- Negative-self-image: Describes themself harshly and feels undeserving of recovery, like “Fuck this clean streak I don't deserve to recover man” and “In so fucking awkward talking to people I should die”.
- Maladaptive-coping: Relies heavily on self-harm and disordered habits to manage emotions, as admitted in intro “I cut myself and post about it on twitter—I'll get back to you on weather or not I have an ED” and the bathroom-cutting tweet “WHY ARE PEOPLE ALWAYS FUCKING IN THE GENDER NEUTRAL BATHROOM IM JUST TRYING TO CUT MYSELF BRO”.
- Catastrophizing: Often assumes worst-case scenarios in social or academic situations, like believing friends hate them when they don’t reply in “The groupchat hasn't responded to my message they all hate me and think I should die (It's 11pm and they all have screentime on their phones)” and panicking about 'cutting to bedrock' in “I'm like proper panicking hyperventilating because I'm terrified I'm gonna cut to bedrock…”.
- Perfectionistic-pressure: Places extreme all-or-nothing expectations on academic performance, as shown in “Genuinely the only thing that matters to me is doing well on my leaving cert If I don't get 625 points in June 2027 I actually don't know what I'd do. Like that would be my entire life failed” and intense reaction to failing an easy exam in “Just failed the easiest exam… I'm actually gonna cry I studied all weekend for this”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They come off as a gifted, overthinking, emotionally overloaded teen, which is very Lisa-coded. Like Lisa, they’re academically driven but anxious about perfection and the future, stressing that “Genuinely the only thing that matters to me is doing well on my leaving cert If I don't get 625 points in June 2027 I actually don't know what I'd do” while also hyperfixating on niche intellectual interests such as “deriving formulas for the refraction of light in the back of my accounting class”. Their posts show intense self-awareness and social anxiety, like “The groupchat hasn't responded to my message they all hate me and think I should die” and “I'm like proper panicking hyperventilating because I'm terrified I'm gonna cut to bedrock”, which fits Lisa’s tendency to catastrophize and spiral internally. They also clearly feel out of place and alienated in their environment, much like Lisa in Springfield, saying “I feel so out of place in my fancy ahh private school” and craving people who understand their interests: “I hate having no programming friends… They'll listen to me but nobody ever knows what I'm on about”. Finally, their mix of dark humor and genuine desire for recovery and connection, such as “Recovery era?!?! (kill me)” and “I feel like I should quit shedtwt because it's really bad for my mental health”, echoes Lisa’s combination of cynicism and stubborn hopefulness.
Your MBTI personality Type
INTP
They lean Introvert (I): most of their joy comes from solitary interests like rollerblading, fanfiction, and hyperfixations, for example talking about deriving lens formulas alone in supervised study for hours “I've so been hyperfixated on convex lenses this week, I was deriving formulas for the refraction of light in the back of my accounting class…”, and they often feel awkward or ignored in groups “On call with like 5 people rn every time I talk I get ignored I'm so bad at talking in a group 💔”. They clearly favor Intuition (N) over concrete sensing: they obsess over patterns and meanings (e.g., interpreting a green story as a sign an ex misses them “He's posting about the colour green on his story and I'm always associated with the colour green does this means he misses me 👀👀”) and enjoy theoretical or abstract thinking in maths and physics more than rote studying “I feel like the only reason I do well in maths is because I think it's cool I have a geometry test tomorrow and I literally can't study because I just don't fucking care”. Their decision-making reads as Thinking (T): they analyze situations bluntly and critically, like calling out the illogic of basic DNI culture “Do you think homophobes go to say something homophobic but see 'homophobes dni' so they decide to respect your boundaries and scroll on 😭” and dissecting online community dynamics “I don't understand why people are shocked when a grown adult who is the owner of a shed discord server or twt community full of preteens turns out to be 'problematic' NO FUCKING SHIT”, even while being emotionally intense. Their lifestyle is strongly Perceiving (P): they procrastinate despite high academic standards “Genuinely the only thing that matters to me is doing well on my leaving cert… You'd think this would motivate me to study, you'd be wrong I'm reading fanfiction”, make impulsive or chaotic plans like casually considering a Panadol overdose “for the craic” “Low key wanna OD on paracetamol for the craic is that insane”, and generally react to life in the moment rather than following a structured plan. Putting these together—analytical, theory-loving, socially anxious but mentally active, procrastinating and spontaneous—they best fit INTP.
Some pickup lines for you
- If the Leaving Cert is the only thing that matters, can I at least be your extra credit? I’ll quiz you on convex lenses and applied maths if you let me sit beside the ‘vanilla latte enjoyer in recovery era’ at lunch.
- You: ‘I feel so 2000s edgy teen today.’ Me: cool, because I’ve been rehearsing my Dead Poets Society moment—standing on a desk like ‘O Captain, my Anni’ every time you get a maths question right.
- You’re out here deriving refraction formulas in accounting and hoarding stray LEDs from the computer lab floor—are you a convex lens? Because somehow you’re focusing all my attention and scattering my common sense.
- You said the only healthy coping mechanism you have is rollerblading—wanna add ‘going on chaotic city walks with someone who buys the €5.50 coffee without complaining’ to the list?
- You’re stressing about 625 points, overthinking groupchats, and threatening to drop Panadol lore in casual conversation—but you still named yourself Anni after a friend and cry in front of Mary statues at 4am. That combo of unhinged STEM brain and ridiculous tenderness is exactly my type, actually.
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16 • he/him • Leaving Cert STEM gremlin powered by vanilla lattes and fanfic. Once spent 3 hours deriving lens formulas instead of doing accounting.– @absolutleFucker
Your signature cocktail
Vanilla Panic Latte (Leaving Cert on the Rocks)
This drink starts with a double shot espresso for their manic, hyperfixated STEM-brain energy, like when they were “deriving formulas for the refraction of light in the back of my accounting class” instead of paying attention. Vanilla syrup nods to being a self-proclaimed “vanilla latte enjoyer” in their bio while softening the bitterness of everything else going on. A hit of Irish cream liqueur grounds it in their Leaving Cert, private-school-in-Ireland reality and the pressure of “Genuinely the only thing that matters to me is doing well on my leaving cert.” The sea-salt caramel drizzle captures that blend of sweetness and self-destructive edge—wanting to “Low key wanna OD on paracetamol for the craic” and joking about “The gods are urging me to shoplift razor blades today”—salty, messy, but still kind of delicious. Finally, the foamed milk dusted with cocoa is the soft, comforting layer they build with fanfic and rain vibes, like “Reading shitty fanfiction at midnight in my warm blankets this is exactly what I was born to do” and “Rain still sounds so nice im having my aesthetic moment rn,” hiding all the chaos under something that looks almost normal at first glance.
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
They show a strong love of learning and abstract thinking, which is very Ravenclaw-coded. They talk about being hyperfixated on physics and math, like when they say "I've so been hyperfixated on convex lenses this week, I was deriving formulas for the refraction of light in the back of my accounting class, and the class ended so I went to supervised study to finish up. I WAS IN THERE FOR 3 HOURS IT FELT LIKE 3 MINUTES", and they clearly enjoy applied maths and compsci despite hating the teacher: "Applied Maths is my favorite subject after compsci and maths but the sheer HATRED I feel for my teacher means that I sit in class not listening to a thing he says, demonstrating my defiance by just studying a different applied maths chapter". They also center their identity around being a STEM nerd, saying "I hate having no programming friends it's not a niche hobby but the kind of people who would willingly have a conversation with me are usually into humanities. They'll listen to me but nobody ever knows what I'm on about" and even framing their future around academic success with "Genuinely the only thing that matters to me is doing well on my leaving cert If I don't get 625 points in June 2027 I actually don't know what I'd do". There's also a dry, analytical wit in tweets like "Petition for edtwt to start giving their weight in Newtons", which shows they naturally think in terms of physics and like making nerdy jokes. While they have impulsive and self-destructive streaks that could hint at Gryffindor or Slytherin, their core traits—intellectual obsession, academic focus, and nerdy humor—fit Ravenclaw best.
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Your song
Teenagers - My Chemical Romance
The chaotic mix of dark humor, self-destructive impulses, and school stress in their tweets fits My Chemical Romance’s Teenagers almost perfectly. They’re a high-strung student obsessed with grades and exams, like when they say “Genuinely the only thing that matters to me is doing well on my leaving cert If I don't get 625 points in June 2027 I actually don't know what I'd do”, which mirrors the song’s pressure-cooker teen angst. The song’s cynical, rebellious energy matches tweets like “Applied Maths is my favorite subject... but the sheer HATRED I feel for my teacher means that I sit in class not listening... demonstrating my defiance”. Their dark joking about self-harm and pills, like “Low key wanna OD on paracetamol for the craic is that insane”, lines up with the song’s grim, satirical take on how messed up teenage life can feel. Even their awareness of being the ‘weird kid’—“I got heavily bullied for being strange and it just inspired me to be even more strange in spite”—captures the same defiant, wounded teenage spirit that Teenagers is all about.
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