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Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson is the quintessential rebellious teen who often expresses nihilistic, chaotic humor, matching the user's frequent dark and absurd tweets. The user’s 'Fuck everything #emo' and 'Ok but do I have to or can I just kill myself instantly right now' echo Bart’s teenage angst and self‑destructive jokes. Their random identity experiments like 'Pretending I'm Uzbek just to feel something' and nonsensical humor such as 'I’m not gay or American but $20 is £14.96' are classic Bart‑style mischief. The indifferent line 'The stars don’t love you back and that’s ok' reflects Bart’s carefree attitude toward the world. Overall, the blend of profanity, absurdity, and a rebellious tone aligns best with Bart.

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The user’s frequent introspective and solitary remarks like "#Alone" and "I WANT TO LIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" indicate an introverted focus on inner experience. Their tweets often explore abstract, speculative ideas such as "What does the world smell like?" and "The stars don't love you back and that's ok," showing a preference for intuition over concrete sensing. A logical, detached tone appears in statements like "The Subtle Art of Not Giving a Single Heck" and "Ok Plan A: I make a plan Plan B: I make a different plan," reflecting a thinking rather than feeling decision style. Their spontaneous, unstructured posting style—evident in random musings like "Pretending I'm Uzbek just to feel something" and "Girl let's do a ritual"—demonstrates a perceiving rather than judging approach.

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Digital alchemist mixing memes, philosophy & midnight musings. Once turned a vape into a sculpture. #AvantGirl– @abstrakti0ns

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The Abyssal Water Ritual blends the clear emptiness of vodka with the deep blue of Curaçao to echo the bio’s 'All this water' and the endless tide of thoughts. Activated charcoal adds a dark, gritty edge that mirrors the tweet 'Fuck everything #emo' and the recurring nihilistic humor. Lavender bitters bring a subtle, melancholic floral note, reflecting the emo‑screamo vibe of 'Girl let's do a ritual'. A splash of tonic water gives a fizz that reminds us of 'The stars don't love you back and that's ok', a bittersweet sparkle in the darkness. The final garnish of a tiny edible glitter mimics the desperate optimism of 'I WANT TO LIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'.

Your Hogwarts House
The tweets reveal a strong drive for self‑preservation and a willingness to explore dark, unconventional paths, hallmarks of Slytherin ambition and cunning. For example, they write, "Ok but do I have to or can I just kill myself instantly right now" and later "I WANT TO LIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!", showing a conflicted yet determined survival instinct. Their dark humor and desire to stand out, as seen in "For my final act of love I will guzzle your piss" and "My early tweets have a certain lustre that I rarely find myself able to capture these days," reflect the Slytherin trait of seeking uniqueness and power. This combination of bold self‑interest, resourceful wit, and a willingness to bend moral boundaries points to Slytherin.

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The user’s timeline is saturated with dark, self‑destructive humor and a yearning for life, which mirrors the raw confession in 'Hurt'. Lines like 'Hanging myself with a small piece of string' and 'Ok but do I have to or can I just kill myself instantly right now' echo the lyric 'I hurt myself today to see if I still feel'. At the same time, the repeated declaration 'I WANT TO LIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!' captures the song’s final plea for redemption and a desire to escape the pain. The overall mix of nihilistic musings ('The stars don’t love you back and that’s ok') and moments of introspection ('Keeping a secret from myself') aligns closely with the themes of loss, regret, and the search for meaning that define 'Hurt'.

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