AbsurdistTravis
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Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Honest: He often admits to his flaws and struggles with personal growth, 'I am hardly a catch. In terms of romantic partner. Or friend, or whatever. I am well acquainted with my failings, and my ambitions of personal growth are frequently used to illustrate my inability to do so.'
- Opinionated: He is vocal about his opinions on various topics, from social issues to pop culture, often using strong language, 'Fuck billionaires.'
- Humorous: He uses dark humor and satire to express his opinions and critique societal norms, 'Showgirls is a Fallout Prequel.'
- Analytical: He likes to analyze and dissect topics in depth, 'What are five topics you can talk about for 30 minutes with zero prep? Mine are: 1. The State of Jefferson 2. The Nazi Phase myth 3. Analysis and meta analysis of jokes 4. War Mentality in Business 5. Speculative investment, or why AI is just Beanie Babies, who are tulips.'
- Passionate: He is passionate about his interests, whether it's movies, music, or gaming, 'Know if you are my friend I will make you listen to Steven Segal's masterpiece, Strut. His reggaeton song.'
Weaknesses:
- Cynical: His frequent use of dark humor and criticism of societal norms can be interpreted as cynical, 'Fuck billionaires.'
- Self-deprecating: He often makes self-deprecating remarks about his flaws and struggles with personal growth, 'I am hardly a catch. In terms of romantic partner. Or friend, or whatever. I am well acquainted with my failings, and my ambitions of personal growth are frequently used to illustrate my inability to do so.'
- Provocative: He enjoys pushing boundaries and challenging societal norms, which can be seen as provocative, 'I WILL ALWAYS SAY THE STRAIGHTS ARE NOT OKAY. IT ISN'T A BIT.'
- Unconventional: His unconventional interests and opinions can be seen as difficult to understand or relate to, 'My toxic trait is I like Primer 55.'
- Conflicted: He often expresses conflicting opinions and ideas, which can make it difficult to understand his true stance, 'Or, or now hear me out you could be a socialist with a cuck fetish. Or not have the fetish. Whatevs.'
Your Simpsons character
Sideshow Bob
AbsurdistTravis's penchant for dark humor, his tendency to be a bit of a contrarian, and his frequent critiques of societal norms make him reminiscent of Sideshow Bob. Both are intelligent and cunning individuals who often find themselves frustrated by the world around them. Like Bob, AbsurdistTravis often uses his intelligence to manipulate situations to his advantage, 'I am hardly a catch. In terms of romantic partner. Or friend, or whatever. I am well acquainted with my failings, and my ambitions of personal growth are frequently used to illustrate my inability to do so.'
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Some pickup lines for you
- You must be a Fallout character, because I'm drawn to your wasteland charm.
- If you were a Magic card, you'd be a powerful enchantment, because you're captivating.
- I'm not sure if I'm more attracted to your mind or your ability to make me laugh, but either way, I'm hooked.
- I feel like we'd be a great team in a Dungeons and Dragons campaign, you'd be the rogue, and I'd be the bard.
- I'm not sure what's more terrifying, your dark humor or your ability to make me blush.
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He/him/They/Them Clutch Cargo Cult. This animation was nightmare fuel and thats why I using it. it should be noted it was of its time and preeeeeeeetty, pretty, pretty racist. I am a disaster queer.– @AbsurdistTravis
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Slytherin
AbsurdistTravis's cunning, ambition, and willingness to challenge authority align him with Slytherin. He often criticizes societal norms and power structures, 'I think that the modern trend to healthy relationships mandating a tyranny of openness is a nixed bag.', and embraces his unconventional interests, 'My toxic trait is I like Primer 55.' His dark humor and tendency to push boundaries are also reminiscent of Slytherin's penchant for ambition and resourcefulness. While he may not be overtly power-hungry, his sharp wit and critical thinking suggest a Slytherin's ability to manipulate situations to their advantage.
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The Killing Moon - Echo & the Bunnymen
The song's haunting melody and lyrics about fate, destiny, and the inevitability of change resonate with AbsurdistTravis's frequent musings on the nature of reality and his critiques of societal norms, 'I think that the modern trend to healthy relationships mandating a tyranny of openness is a nixed bag.' The song's dark and atmospheric tone also aligns with his penchant for dark humor and his exploration of the darker aspects of human nature, 'I am hardly a catch. In terms of romantic partner. Or friend, or whatever. I am well acquainted with my failings, and my ambitions of personal growth are frequently used to illustrate my inability to do so.'
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