Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Witty humor: Frequent sharp jokes and absurdist lines like “QUERO COMER CIMENTO” and “Mato Mozart fodo Beethoven caso Bach” show quick, creative humor.
- Social awareness: Calls out racism and politics directly, as in “Literalmente racismo” and criticism of Lula in “Porra Lula vai tomar no cu”, indicating engagement with social issues.
- Self-reflection: Opens up about family and identity, e.g. “Me dá uma tristeza profunda ver vídeos dessa época porque eu só consigo pensar como meu tio deve ter sofrido…”, showing emotional insight.
- Perseverant learner: Describes teaching herself ePub for work in “Uma semana e 50 vídeos no youtube depois mandei o primeiro livro finalizado…”, showing initiative and persistence.
- Creative enthusiasm: Expresses strong passion for games, design, and music, like “minha gente mas esse design da Afrodite no hades 2 pqp ............. eu preciso jogar isso” and “comecei esse sábado e que jogo lindo meu deus do ceu”.
Weaknesses:
- Harsh expression: Frequent use of aggressive language like “vai se fudErrrrrrr” and “a sa ba é insuportavel puta que pariu” can come across as overly hostile.
- Suicidal joking: Tweets like “EU VOU ME MATAR NA FRENTE DE ALGUEM JAHAHAHAHAHA” and “Vou me matar na sua frente” normalize self-harm language, which can worry others.
- Negativity focus: Timeline leans heavily on complaints and anger, e.g. “aiii que maravilha nosso ataque de raiva de cada dia caralho vai se fuder” and “Nao aguento mais ser coitada”.
- Impulse posting: Posts intense reactions in the moment, such as “Esse cara tem que ser preso urgente” and “o mano foi cancelado por plagiar sistematicamente…” without much nuance, which can escalate drama.
- Self-neglect: Mentions irregular meals and exhaustion, like “As vezes um pedaço de bolo e um café são café da manhã, almoço e janta ao mesmo tempo” and frustration with money and routine in “achei que nao ia mais gastar esse mes ...... tive que gastar 30 num almoço…”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
This user aligns most closely with Lisa Simpson: politically aware, outspoken, and deeply emotional, but also extremely online and snarky. Like Lisa, she’s explicitly left-leaning and sensitive to injustice, calling things out directly as in “Literalmente racismo” and criticizing hypocrisy in politics in “Incrível que quando o culpado é do PT a historinha sempre é outra né Zé Venda de Órgãos™”. There’s also the mixture of intellectual/artistic interests with self-deprecating humor, e.g., joking about classical composers in “Mato Mozart fodo Beethoven caso Bach” and design/typography struggles in “Parem os designers que não sabem diagramar” and “eu com indesignn”. Her emotional intensity, depressive humor, and frustration with society echo Lisa’s melodramatic side, as in “Nao aguento mais ser coitada” and the repeated suicidal exaggerations like “EU VOU ME MATAR NA FRENTE DE ALGUEM JAHAHAHAHAHA”. Finally, her love of niche media, games, and music discourse, seen in tweets like “minha gente mas esse design da Afrodite no hades 2 pqp ............. eu preciso jogar isso” and “Pouca coisa me dá mais raiva na situação atual da música do que o valor que o pessoal do pop atribui pra números e popularidade”, fits Lisa’s blend of nerdiness, taste, and constant critique of the culture around her.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They lean Extraverted: they openly vent, overshare and dramatize experiences, and seem energized by interaction and discourse, e.g. reacting loudly to the timeline and others’ takes in tweets like “ARE YOU JAMES KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK” and frequent quoted replies. Their humor and commentary show strong Intuition: they love abstract, historical or conceptual riffs like “Oh to be a mercador na mesopotâmia vendendo cobre de qualidade insatisfatória ao ponto de uma cliente escrever uma carta na pedra pra reclamar do meu serviço”, and they often jump from specific events to broader cultural or political criticism, e.g. “Literalmente racismo” and “Incrível que quando o culpado é do PT a historinha sempre é outra né Zé Venda de Órgãos™”. They’re clearly Feeling-oriented, prioritizing values and emotional responses over detached logic, with intense moral language about injustice, gender, racism, and politics such as “Esse cara tem que ser preso urgente” and “Porra Lula vai tomar no cu”, and also expressing vulnerability about family and hardship in “Me dá uma tristeza profunda ver vídeos dessa época…”. Finally, they read as Perceiving rather than Judging: they describe procrastination and messy routines (“passei o dia todo querendo ir treinar mas e so dar a hora que deu uma preguica ;.........”, “perdi a academia hoje chuva do carai alagou bem na frente 💔💔”), improvise their way into skills (“o pessoal da seleção me perguntou se eu sabia trabalhar com e pub… Uma semana e 50 vídeos no youtube depois mandei o primeiro livro finalizado”), and generally respond spontaneously to life and the timeline instead of emphasizing strict plans or structure. Altogether this mix of outspoken social engagement, imaginative and conceptual humor, emotionally charged value judgments, and spontaneous lifestyle fits ENFP best.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said you’d kill Mozart, fuck Beethoven and marry Bach — bold choice, but I think you forgot the fourth option: date the nerd who’ll explain Si-sharp to you while we listen to all three.
- If Afrodite’s design in Hades 2 already has you feral, wait till you see me appreciating your timeline like a worshipper in the temple of ‘based based based based based’.
- You survived Photoshop autosave, a cursed motherboard, radio jornal at volume 10 and biometria hell… honestly, anyone with that much resilience deserves a date where the only thing crashing is my ability to form coherent sentences around you.
- You wanting to be a mercador na Mesopotâmia vendendo cobre ruim me got — I’ll be the cliente writing a complaint on pedra: ‘produto: péssimo, vendedora: perfeita, experiência geral: 10/10, voltaria a flertar’.
- Since ‘hot summer June, sleepless afternoon wearing my rainbow dress’ is already a bop, can I be the annoying pop fan who doesn’t care about numbers and just keeps replaying it while we share bolo e café as breakfast, lunch and dinner?
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Book & game nerd, layout goblin, part-time rageposter. Once learned ePub in a week for a job and never stopped yelling at bad design.– @abubeble
Your signature cocktail
Hot Summer Rage-Tweet Spritz
This drink starts with cachaça infused with coffee for late-night timeline scrolling and the permanent exhaustion of someone who says things like “aiii que maravilha nosso ataque de raiva de cada dia caralho vai se fuder” and “Nao aguento mais ser coitada”. Acerola and passion fruit juice bring bright, tropical tartness that matches the chaotic, hyper-online humor of “Mato Mozart fodo Beethoven caso Bach” and the gleeful screaming in “ARE YOU JAMES KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK”. A dash of smoked salt represents the constant political and social ire, from calling out racism in “Literalmente racismo” to dragging politicians with “Porra Lula vai tomar no cu”. Ginger syrup adds a spicy kick for their sharp, cutting replies like “Vc não ia conseguir elaborar de qualquer jeito kkkkkkkk” and “Vocês tem medo de pensar ne”. It’s all topped with club soda to keep it playful and fizzy, echoing the self-aware melodrama of “Vou me matar na sua frente” and the wistful, dreamy vibe of “hot summer june sleepless afternoon wearing my rainbow dress 🎶🎵🎵”.
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
This user shows strong Ravenclaw traits: curiosity, intellectual playfulness, and a love of niche knowledge. They delight in oddly specific historical trivia like imagining themselves as a Mesopotamian merchant in a complaint tablet scenario, saying “Oh to be a mercador na mesopotâmia vendendo cobre de qualidade insatisfatória ao ponto de uma cliente escrever uma carta na pedra pra reclamar do meu serviço”. They clearly enjoy theory and academic discourse, referencing “escritores de teoria queer” and being invested enough to know about plagiarism scandals in that sphere in “o mano foi cancelado por plagiar sistematicamente e roubar de dezenas de escritores de teoria queer…”. Their relationship with tools like InDesign and EPUBs is framed as a learning challenge they embraced and mastered, as seen in “o pessoal da seleção me perguntou se eu sabia trabalhar com e pub… Uma semana e 50 vídeos no youtube depois mandei o primeiro livro finalizado” and “eu com indesignn”, which reflects Ravenclaw-style self-teaching and competence. They also show a keen, slightly pedantic joy in technical correctness with music theory, as in “na verdade existe sim si sustenido ☝️🤓”. While they have Gryffindor-like moral outrage and Slytherin-level sarcasm, the consistent throughline is a sharp, curious, self-taught mind that revels in learning and cleverness, placing them most firmly in Ravenclaw.
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Born This Way - Lady Gaga
Lady Gaga’s Born This Way fits them because it combines unapologetic queer self-acceptance, left-leaning politics, and a loud, chaotic sense of humor, all of which show up in their bio "ela/a 🏳️⚧️🇵🇸 o início, o fim e o meio" and in their timeline. They openly call out bigotry and racism, as in "Literalmente racismo" and "Incrível que quando o culpado é do PT a historinha sempre é outra né Zé Venda de Órgãos™", mirroring the song’s defiant, activist streak. Their mix of vulnerability and dark jokes, like "Nao aguento mais ser coitada" and "Vou me matar na sua frente", matches the track’s theme of turning pain and marginalization into pride and resilience. They also clearly love pop culture and dramatic aesthetics, from gaming to Madonna references like "Save me Madonna", which aligns with Gaga’s theatrical, over-the-top pop identity. Overall, Born This Way captures their trans identity, political rage, and campy, self-aware humor better than almost any other mainstream song.
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