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Your Simpsons character
Like Lisa, this user is a musically talented student who plays in a “jazz band” and experiences deep, melodramatic emotional highs and lows. They share Lisa's occasional intellectual burnout, seen when they claim to have “just did like 13 assignments in one hour” before feeling “so lost in life”. While they have a rebellious Bart-like streak, their core identity revolves around niche interests and a longing for connection, such as when they tweet “dude i miss having friends im so lonely”. Ultimately, their combination of artistic passion for the guitar and existential teenage angst perfectly mirrors the complex, often lonely world of Lisa Simpson.

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Tony demonstrates Introversion through a focus on internal emotional states and feelings of loneliness, tweeting “im so lonely and im under the worst conditions ever”. Their Sensing trait is evident in their constant preoccupation with physical sensations and immediate aesthetic desires, such as “I need an acoustic guitar” or specific food cravings like “mac and cheese is so good”. As a Feeling type, they prioritize personal emotions and values, reacting intensely to social dynamics with tweets like “I hope I get a valentine if I don’t I’ll kill myself”. Finally, their Perceiving nature is shown through their impulsive and unorganized lifestyle, admitted in tweets like “I just did like 13 assignments in one hour” after procrastinating and “im skipping today” from school on a whim.

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Passionate musician and jazz band enthusiast with a love for alternative rock. When I’m not perfecting my guitar skills, I’m likely hunting for the best fries.– @abullet4tony

Your signature cocktail
This experimental mocktail (since he's a “minor”) starts with a base of Baja Blast because he “can’t stop drinking Baja blast”. The sour cherry and salty chip rim reflect his fluctuating moods between “mac and cheese... 🤤🤤🤤” and being “so tired of everything”. A dark absinthe float honors his love for Tony Perry and the PTV aesthetic, while the glitter represents his desire to “have colorful hair”. It’s a chaotic, sweet-and-salty mix for someone who is “literally mr brightside” one moment and “literally mordecai” the next.

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Tony Tragedy demonstrates a strong Slytherin leaning through a focus on self-preservation and a self-admitted disregard for rules when they don't serve his interests, such as when he admits, “I cheated on my math test and I failed my science test... Ion wanna do all that again”. His resourcefulness and cunning are visible in his social maneuvers, like when he contemplates how to handle his parents while faking an illness: “what do I do when I fake being sick but now my parents are going to the mall and I really wanna go”. Furthermore, his bio’s “DGAF till we die!” attitude and his tendency to prioritize his own emotional state—evidenced by his choice to “starve in my bedroom” out of spite—align with the ambitious and often self-centered nature of a Slytherin. Even his social loyalty is transactional and protective, as seen when he threatens to “keep the gifts I bought” if a friend doesn't reciprocate, showcasing a desire for fairness through personal leverage.

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This song perfectly encapsulates @abullet4tony's blend of emo subculture, dramatic teenage angst, and unrequited romance. The lyrics mirror their struggles with school and social isolation, specifically the sentiment that “i have never been this tired and so lost in life i wanna die”. The track’s focus on a high school crush who doesn't notice the protagonist resonates with their frequent posts about jazz band and being “so close to giving up not because of my crush but im so tired of everything”. Ultimately, the anthem’s loud, self-deprecating energy matches their bio's Tony Tragedy persona and their hyperbolic declaration: “im literally mr brightside”.

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