Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Musically Versatile: Plays in a jazz band and enjoys a wide range of genres, from Alexisonfire to A$AP Rocky.
- Academic Resilience: Demonstrated an ability to focus and complete 13 assignments in one hour when necessary.
- Family Appreciation: Frequently expresses gratitude for his sister's kindness, such as when she bought his favorite snacks.
- Self-Correction: Shows social awareness by pausing to reword a post that he realized might be offensive.
- Passionate Fan: Shows immense dedication to his favorite bands, having seen Pierce the Veil three years straight.
Weaknesses:
- Emotional Instability: Uses extreme hyperbole regarding self-harm over minor inconveniences like forgetting a username.
- Academic Dishonesty: Admitted to skipping school because he cheated on a math test and failed a science retake.
- Poor Body Image: Frequently criticizes his appearance, calling himself fat or horrid looking.
- Social Anxiety: Expresses deep loneliness and struggles with feeling like a bad person when friends have other best friends.
- Impulsive Behavior: Acts on whims without thinking of consequences, like accidentally following a crush while stalking their profile.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Like Lisa, this user is a musically talented student who plays in a “jazz band” and experiences deep, melodramatic emotional highs and lows. They share Lisa's occasional intellectual burnout, seen when they claim to have “just did like 13 assignments in one hour” before feeling “so lost in life”. While they have a rebellious Bart-like streak, their core identity revolves around niche interests and a longing for connection, such as when they tweet “dude i miss having friends im so lonely”. Ultimately, their combination of artistic passion for the guitar and existential teenage angst perfectly mirrors the complex, often lonely world of Lisa Simpson.
Your MBTI personality Type
ISFP
Tony demonstrates Introversion through a focus on internal emotional states and feelings of loneliness, tweeting “im so lonely and im under the worst conditions ever”. Their Sensing trait is evident in their constant preoccupation with physical sensations and immediate aesthetic desires, such as “I need an acoustic guitar” or specific food cravings like “mac and cheese is so good”. As a Feeling type, they prioritize personal emotions and values, reacting intensely to social dynamics with tweets like “I hope I get a valentine if I don’t I’ll kill myself”. Finally, their Perceiving nature is shown through their impulsive and unorganized lifestyle, admitted in tweets like “I just did like 13 assignments in one hour” after procrastinating and “im skipping today” from school on a whim.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you my favorite sister? Because you’re the only one I want bringing me fries when I’m feeling like a Tragedy.
- If you were a PTV homecoming ticket, I wouldn’t just be sobbing—I’d be camping out at the barricade of your heart for three years straight.
- I promise I’ll never be like your old best friend; I’d never plan barricade with anyone else, and I’ll always text you back faster than a gimmick notification.
- You must be an unreleased Mars Argo track on Spotify, because I’ve been searching for someone like you everywhere and I need you on repeat.
- I’m not a jazz band guitarist, but I’d play Deftones all hour just to see if you think I want you (spoiler: I definitely do).
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Your new Twitter bio
Passionate musician and jazz band enthusiast with a love for alternative rock. When I’m not perfecting my guitar skills, I’m likely hunting for the best fries.– @abullet4tony
Your signature cocktail
The Tony Tragedy Float
This experimental mocktail (since he's a “minor”) starts with a base of Baja Blast because he “can’t stop drinking Baja blast”. The sour cherry and salty chip rim reflect his fluctuating moods between “mac and cheese... 🤤🤤🤤” and being “so tired of everything”. A dark absinthe float honors his love for Tony Perry and the PTV aesthetic, while the glitter represents his desire to “have colorful hair”. It’s a chaotic, sweet-and-salty mix for someone who is “literally mr brightside” one moment and “literally mordecai” the next.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
Tony Tragedy demonstrates a strong Slytherin leaning through a focus on self-preservation and a self-admitted disregard for rules when they don't serve his interests, such as when he admits, “I cheated on my math test and I failed my science test... Ion wanna do all that again”. His resourcefulness and cunning are visible in his social maneuvers, like when he contemplates how to handle his parents while faking an illness: “what do I do when I fake being sick but now my parents are going to the mall and I really wanna go”. Furthermore, his bio’s “DGAF till we die!” attitude and his tendency to prioritize his own emotional state—evidenced by his choice to “starve in my bedroom” out of spite—align with the ambitious and often self-centered nature of a Slytherin. Even his social loyalty is transactional and protective, as seen when he threatens to “keep the gifts I bought” if a friend doesn't reciprocate, showcasing a desire for fairness through personal leverage.
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Your song
I'm Not Okay (I Promise) - My Chemical Romance
This song perfectly encapsulates @abullet4tony's blend of emo subculture, dramatic teenage angst, and unrequited romance. The lyrics mirror their struggles with school and social isolation, specifically the sentiment that “i have never been this tired and so lost in life i wanna die”. The track’s focus on a high school crush who doesn't notice the protagonist resonates with their frequent posts about jazz band and being “so close to giving up not because of my crush but im so tired of everything”. Ultimately, the anthem’s loud, self-deprecating energy matches their bio's Tony Tragedy persona and their hyperbolic declaration: “im literally mr brightside”.
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