
Strengths and Weaknesses

Your Simpsons character
The user most closely matches Lisa Simpson, who is bright, introspective, and constantly under pressure to achieve. They talk a lot about school and grades, like when they say “i want my GRADES to maintain not my weight omfg” and stress over research and mock defenses, which mirrors Lisa’s academic anxiety and overachievement. There’s also a deep emotional intensity and self-reflection in posts like “i felt so validated earlier bcuz while i was with my research group they wondered if i ever eat at all… i did lose the weight but i still don't feel enough no matter what i do”, reminiscent of Lisa’s constant struggle with self-worth. At the same time, their involvement in niche online subcultures and music, such as “somebody recommend me good screamo/skramz bands with a female front plz i gotta feel something”, echoes Lisa’s tendency to dive deeply into specific interests to cope. The mix of being highly self-critical, sensitive, and driven—even to unhealthy extremes—fits Lisa more than any of the other main Simpsons characters.

Your MBTI personality Type
They read as more Introverted: most posts revolve around solo activities and online spaces (Valorant, Genshin, music, edtwt) rather than in‑person socializing, and they frame people mostly as triggers or distractions rather than sources of energy, e.g. “using you and the time that we play together as a form of distraction from my ed” and “i gotta play valorant to distract myself”. They seem more iNtuitive than Sensing: even when talking about concrete things like food or weight, they quickly spin into meaning, identity, or fantasy (scene aesthetics, wanting to be a certain type of person), as in “I want to be early 2000s scene girl skinny so bad im gonna kms” and the emo/screamo fixation in “somebody recommend me good screamo/skramz bands with a female front plz i gotta feel something”. Their decision-making is strongly Feeling: they center validation, hurt, and interpersonal wounds, like “i felt so validated earlier bcuz… they wondered if i ever eat at all… wow i really did it,,, i did lose the weight but i still don't feel enough no matter what i do” and “my mom triggers me sooo bad”. Finally, they lean Perceiving: they set rigid-sounding rules but constantly improvise, reset, or change tactics (fasting, OMAD, "metab days"), showing more reactive flexibility than structured follow‑through, like “ok chat i am officially forbidden to eat for the rest of the week… im raw doggin this shit” followed soon by “I ended up eating bruh im crine” and experimental ideas like “should i try alternating diets to avoid binging?”. Putting this together, they best fit INFP: inward-focused, emotionally driven, imaginative, and value‑oriented but not consistently structured in execution.

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Research student surviving mock defenses, Valorant lobbies, and tinola cravings. Once skipped ramen for a fast—still not over it. 🇵🇭– @abyssalv4mpirez

Your signature cocktail
The coconut rum with a splash of Monster channels their hyper, grindy energy, nodding to “meal plan tmr,,, omad monster” “meal plan tmr,,, omad monster” and the way they use games and workouts as distractions “I gotta play valorant to distract myself”. Calamansi-lime juice with sea salt brings a sharp, Filipino sourness and a little sting, reflecting their frustration and brain-fogged research grind “tanginang buhay toh, itong research namin napapakain nalang talaga ako kasi hindi ko na kaya pota brain fog mo pwet mo”. The mango graham crumble rim is a sweet armor made from their midnight snack vibe “midnight snack mango graham while prepping 4 mock defense”, turning comfort food into aesthetic garnish. Pandesal-infused syrup honors their soft Filipino comfort moments under all the restriction talk “I GOT UP AND ATE NOW ugrhgggggghh pandesal is so good for breakfast” and “filipinos of edtwt how many cals are in a pandesal dawg”. Finally, a swirl of pomegranate syrup adds a dark red, almost bloody sweetness for their self-harm scars and emo/skramz heart “doing a leg workout right after slicing your thighs HURTSSSSS” and “me listening to skramz to ease the pain”, making the drink pretty, bitter-sweet, and a little dangerous—just like their timeline.

Your Hogwarts House
Their mindset is intensely goal‑oriented and ambitious in a self-punishing way, which aligns most with Slytherin. They set extreme, long-term body goals like the ugw in their bio and plans such as losing 5kg while maintaining strict rules: “February plans/goals #edtwt ✨🎀 CHALLENGE: no instant noodles for the WHOLE month workout at least 5 times a week, cardio & pilates meal planning, eat more fiber & protein, less sugar and processed foods, cook more lose 5kg continue 23hrd fasting & omad”. They show relentless drive and willingness to endure suffering to reach those goals, e.g. “ok chat i am officially forbidden to eat for the rest of the week idgaf if we have a mock defense in a few days im raw doggin this shit” and “doing a leg workout right after slicing your thighs HURTSSSSS”. There is also a competitive pride and validation-seeking edge: “i felt so validated earlier bcuz while i was with my research group they wondered if i ever eat at all… wow i really did it,,, i did lose the weight but i still don't feel enough no matter what i do” and “am i best ana now i just rejected some good ass ramen and gyoza”. Even when overwhelmed with school and research, they push themselves with a calculated strategy (OMAD, fasting, workouts) rather than giving up, showing Slytherin-style persistence and self-preservation through control: “IM STILL LOCKED IN I SWEAR omg i just start omad again instead of fasting cuz i need energy somehow im busy asf”. While there are hints of humor and friendliness, their driving traits are ambition, extremity in pursuit of their aims, and a deep concern with image and results—core Slytherin characteristics.

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The best-fitting song is King Park by La Dispute, a band they already listen to, which captures spiraling thoughts, guilt, and wanting escape. They openly tie their emotional state to screamo/skramz, like when they said “me listening to skramz to ease the pain” and asked for more bands because “i gotta feel something”. King Park’s frantic narrative, repetition, and breakdown mirror their obsessive, self-destructive patterns around food and control, such as “ok chat i am officially forbidden to eat for the rest of the week idgaf…” and “im hungryyyyyyyyyy but”. The song’s plea-like intensity echoes their mix of dark humor and desperation, seen in “I lowk wanna cut just so i could forget that hungry feeling I DONT NEED FOOD” and the bio quote about the bottle inside them breaking. Overall, King Park matches their love for emotionally raw skramz and the chaotic, painful way they describe their life and mental state.

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