Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Self-aware: Shows insight into his own patterns, like sleep, mood, and nostalgia in posts such as “everything has gone too far too fast i keep traveling between the proud / nostalgic feeling about the last couple years” and “well well at least this year has been so good”.
- Ambitious: Openly plans big life steps and career growth in “my life is perfectly planned now(i will come back to this tweet later)... then im gonna buy my goal car” and celebrates progress in “im so proud of myself oh my lord”.
- Emotionally-open: Comfortable expressing vulnerability and affection, like “i cannot wait to love even more!” and reflective lines about dread and love in “im not one to speak when its about missing exes... i get to experience the worst possible dread holy shit”.
- Growth-oriented: Frames struggles as part of self-improvement, e.g. fixing sleep and training: “i need to fix my sleep schedule once and for all before my time off ends” and “everything i started 3y ago its giving its results now, holy awareness”.
- Supportive: Shows care for friends and family, like wanting to hug them in “i mean i need to hug all my friends asap...” and embracing the “cool uncle” role in “single uncle cool stuff rich backstory it is what it is”.
Weaknesses:
- Sleep-instability: Frequent struggles with sleep cycles and intense fixes show instability, like “simplesmente n consigo mais dormir de noite solução: ir pra academia de madrugada pra dormir de tarde sem remorso” and relying on heavy stimulants in “ingested non secure quantity of pre workout powder, about 100ml of coffee”.
- Risk-taking: Pushes body and routine hard (potentially unsafely), e.g. not sleeping to game in “re4 is so good i have to finish it before i go to sleep” and experimenting with live no-sleep counters in “even thinking about doing a livestream with a counter so i will be forced to not sleep till like 8pm”.
- Emotional-volatility: Swings between gratitude, dread, and frustration, such as “gratitude is a filthy bitch” contrasted with “tbh i get impressed by how blessed i actually am” and intense reactions like “dude im really tweaking i hope i survive through this appointment god bless”.
- Harsh-judgment: Can be sharply critical of others, as seen in “guy is dating one of the most gorgeous models... and still goes towards the 16yo highschooler im done man” and calling out people’s attitudes toward love in “me frustra ver gente que claramente eh o mais desconstruída possível tentando resgatar costumes antigos quando se trata de amor”.
- Self-destructive-humor: Uses dark jokes about harming himself or extreme stress, like “all fun and games till its friday or saturday night omg i must kms nonetheless i love life” and dramatic phrasing about breakdowns in “dude im really tweaking i hope i survive through this appointment god bless”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
This user mixes introspection, ambition, and a sense of moral/ethical concern in a way that strongly resembles Lisa Simpson. They’re driven and future‑oriented, planning their life out in detail and tying happiness to self‑improvement, as in “my life is perfectly planned now(i will come back to this tweet later)… then im gonna buy my goal car and then we start over.” and “everything i started 3y ago its giving its results now, holy awareness”. Like Lisa, they think a lot about emotions, love, and meaning, writing lines such as “everything has gone too far too fast i keep traveling between the proud / nostalgic feeling about the last couple years” and “meu maior tesao sempre sera o amor”. They’re analytical and a bit philosophical, with tweets like “fear consumes you and you can't even see it” and “you only overcome death by dividing yourself”, which fit Lisa’s reflective side. At the same time, they balance seriousness with nerdy/creative hobbies and self-improvement (gym, gaming, music production), echoing Lisa’s mix of intense inner life and earnest effort to grow and do the right thing.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They lean Extraverted: they talk about constant social contact, affection and touch, e.g. “when you touch a stranger for way too long and now youre back to being a little toddler in school trying to make friends” and wanting to hug all their friends, plus they openly narrate their life and emotions on the timeline instead of keeping them private. They read as Intuitive: they frequently write in metaphors and abstractions like “you only overcome death by dividing yourself”, “the devil hears all your wishes and fulfills them instantly” and memento mori posts, focusing on meaning, symbolism, and big-picture life arcs rather than just concrete facts. Their values and language point to Feeling: they center love and emotional experience (“meu maior tesao sempre sera o amor”, “i cannot wait to love even more!”), react strongly to moral issues around relationships and boundaries, and often describe dread, nostalgia, and gratitude in an affective way. They look more Perceiving than Judging: their sleep and workout routine is chaotic and improvised (“i need to fix my sleep schedule once and for all… ingested non secure quantity of pre workout powder, about 100ml of coffee and we will see”), and while they do dreamily plan their life (“my life is perfectly planned now… then im gonna buy my goal car and then we start over.”), it’s framed more as aspirational vision than strict structure. The combination of emotionally intense, future‑oriented, metaphorical reflection and spontaneous lifestyle fits ENFP best: expressive, idealistic, driven by love and meaning, and prone to big-picture life narratives rather than detailed, rigid planning.
Some pickup lines for you
- You fixed your sleep schedule just to ruin it with RE4, pre-workout and coffee… want one more bad decision and stay up late over voice chat with me instead?
- You said ‘man is a four letter word’—good thing ‘Ayon’ is four too, because I’m trying to turn you from concept into contact.
- You keep talking about DOMS, Ryzen, and broken subwoofers—how about we test the full setup: you, me, loud music, and seeing which one of us starts vibrating first?
- You wrote ‘my biggest turn-on will always be love’—no bit, no irony: I really like the way you think about patience, gratitude, and planning your life. I’d like to be around to see those plans come true.
- If 2025 was ‘lowkey goated’ for you, let me be the plot twist that makes 2026 the sequel where the single uncle with the rich backstory finally gets the co‑op route unlocked.
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Florida-based music nerd & gym rat. Fixing sleep with 5am lifts, breaking PCs, composing beats, and overthinking love & life since 2000-something.– @abyssresident
Your signature cocktail
Man Is a Four-Letter Word
This cocktail starts with Brazilian cachaça for the Portuguese tweets and roots, echoing lines like “meu maior tesao sempre sera o amor” and the emotional, romantic vibe. A shot of cold brew coffee channels the chaotic sleep schedule and pre-workout grind from “ingested non secure quantity of pre workout powder, about 100ml of coffee and we will see” and “i DID fix my sleep schedule yesterday but re4 is so good i have to finish it before i go to sleep”. Aperol adds a bittersweet note for the mix of optimism and melancholy in “gratitude is a filthy bitch” and “everything has gone too far too fast”. Guava juice brings a bright, tropical sweetness for the wholesomeness and warmth in “yeki is so wholesome 🥹” and the hopeful planning of “my life is perfectly planned now(i will come back to this tweet later)”. Finally, a smoked sea salt rim represents the edge, dark humor, and memento mori vibes from “memento mori” and the bio “man is a four letter word”, grounding all that sweetness with a little abrasive reality.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
There’s a recurring pattern of long‑term plotting and ambition that fits Slytherin more than any other house. They literally lay out a multi‑step life plan with promotion, a 5x income jump, and a dream car in “my life is perfectly planned now(i will come back to this tweet later) then im gonna buy my goal car and then we start over.” and celebrate it with “ITS OVER I MIGHT BECOME THE PERSON I YEARNED TO BE”, which screams self‑reinvention and upward mobility. They also show intense self‑discipline and willingness to push their limits for long‑term goals, like forcing a sleep‑schedule reset with caffeine and pre‑workout in “i need to fix my sleep schedule once and for all before my time off ends ingested non secure quantity of pre workout powder, about 100ml of coffee and we will see” and then grinding through projects in “4 hours in: finished polishing a project that needed some lightwork”. Their worldview is also framed around turning fear and hardship into leverage — see “fear consumes you and you can't even see it” and “in every tough wall theres more than a billion of tight gaps, if you got the will to find it, why dont you do it? thats the easiest path and hardest choice” — which is classic Slytherin resourcefulness and survival instinct. Finally, their self‑image as someone on earth to realize their dreams in “i am on this earth for nothing else than making my dreams happen, unfortunately i cant make it all at once so its going to take some time” shows the kind of focused ambition and self‑driven narrative Slytherin is known for, even if it’s wrapped in humor and introspection.
Your movie
Your song
Pursuit of Happiness - Kid Cudi
Kid Cudi’s Pursuit of Happiness fits them because it balances late‑night angst, self‑work, and a weird optimism about the future, which shows up all over their timeline. They joke about mental health and coping through grind and gym culture, like “'oh im depressed' just go to the gym at 5:00am bro”, yet they’re clearly wrestling with sleep, anxiety, and overthinking in posts such as “i need to fix my sleep schedule once and for all before my time off ends ingested non secure quantity of pre workout powder…” and “dude im really tweaking i hope i survive through this appointment god bless”. Despite the chaos, they’re intensely future‑oriented and self‑improving, planning promotions and dream cars in “my life is perfectly planned now… then im gonna buy my goal car and then we start over.” and affirming purpose in “i am on this earth for nothing else than making my dreams happen”. There’s also a melancholic romantic streak—“meu maior tesao sempre sera o amor” and “i cannot wait to love even more!”—that mirrors the song’s mix of longing, recklessness, and hope. The blend of partying, introspection, and the sense that they’re still “on the way” to who they want to be lines up almost perfectly with the emotional arc of Pursuit of Happiness.
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