Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Social Connector: Ana is deeply engaged with her friend group, the “africortis squad”, and frequently celebrates her friends' birthdays.
- Culturally Engaged: She has diverse interests in “K-pop”, games like Amor Doce, and shows like Teen Wolf.
- Family Oriented: She spends time with her sisters, “singing for her mother” and attending family events.
- Emotionally Expressive: She is unafraid to show vulnerability, whether through “crying of happiness” or sharing her favorite things.
- Culinary Curious: She displays a proactive side by “waking up to make guacamole” for her household.
Weaknesses:
- Impulsive Language: She uses extreme rhetoric, such as saying “I'm going to kill myself” over minor frustrations.
- Procrastination Tendencies: She admits to “laziness” when it comes to school responsibilities like washing her backpack.
- Short Attention Span: She struggles with focus, noting she “forgets thoughts in 3 seconds”.
- Conflict Prone: She frequently finds herself in “infinite fights on the timeline” and group chats.
- Negative Self-Talk: She often posts about being consumed by “anxiety and depression” or feeling an “emptiness”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Like Lisa, Ana is a sensitive and high-achieving teen who often feels overwhelmed by her own emotions, as seen when she tweets, “tudo esta me consumindo é ansiedade é depressão”. She shares Lisa's intellectual and fangirl tendencies, obsessively engaging with media like Amor Doce and K-pop while feeling isolated by her thoughts, noting, “to pensando demais”. Despite her existential dread, she remains deeply loyal to her social circles, exclaiming, “africortis é o maior squad do coertwt sim”. Her tall stature, “altura 1,78”, and strong opinions on justice—like demanding a character's “EXPULSÃO”—mirror Lisa's role as the moral yet often misunderstood tall-standing pillar of her group.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
Ana exhibits Extroverted (E) energy through her constant engagement with 'squads' and her desire for social presence, lamenting that she needs to “return to being active here”. Her Intuitive (N) nature is seen in her focus on abstract feelings and future possibilities, such as when she notes her “thoughts are consuming me” or her deep emotional connection to fictional works like Amor Doce. She is a clear Feeling (F) type, driven by intense emotions ranging from “crying with happiness” to sudden bursts of affection, such as “I LOVE YOU SO MUCH RANDOM GUY FROM TIKTOK”. Finally, her Perceiving (P) preference is evident in her spontaneous, scattered posting style and self-admitted lack of discipline, seen when she admits she was going to clean her backpack but was “way too lazy”.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you a 'caderno inteligente'? Because I’ve been thinking about you all day and I think we'd be a perfect fit for my school year.
- Forget the other boys—I promise I’m a much better 'paquera' than Castiel, and I won't even make you spend all your Action Points to get a happy ending.
- Is your name Coraline? Because you’re the only 'doll' I’d follow into another world, even if it means dealing with some 'olhos de cachorrinho' along the way.
- I may not be a K-pop idol, but I’d definitely join your 'africortis' squad just to be the one you 'hit' with a like every day.
- You said you like 'troll face' memes and opening Pokémon cards? How about we make a date of it: I’ll bring the packs, you bring the 🤪 energy, and we can ignore our notifications together.
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16-year-old Brazilian student and gamer. When I’m not leveling up in Roblox or Fortnite, I’m perfecting my guacamole recipe or dodging spoilers for Amor Doce.– @acedwardsfr
Your signature cocktail
The 16-Bit Alien Elixir
This cocktail is a bittersweet, fizzy mess that perfectly mirrors the life of a '16-year-old' in the coertwt trenches. The base is yellow and red—Ana’s favorite colors—but it’s spiked with caffeine to manage the fact that “tudo esta me consumindo é ansiedade é depressão”. The Pop Rocks provide a sensory overload similar to when “tanta not que meu twitter ta se recusando a funcionar”, while the bitter Campari honors her bio and the moment she realized “pode terminar”. It’s experimental, highly emotional, and best served while “assistindo o lucas e o jean jogando amor doce”.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
Ana exhibits a strong Slytherin streak, characterized by blunt self-preservation and a selective, fiercely protective loyalty to her 'squad.' She isn't afraid to voice ruthless opinions or prioritize her own entertainment, as seen when she tweets, “quero disband do africortis concelem essas putas” or “vou bloquear todes”. Her ambition is often directed toward her personal desires and social standing within her digital circle, evidenced by her competitive nature in games and her pride in her appearance, stating, “minha docete é gatissima”. Furthermore, her bio “#ihatemybf” and her admission that “You think that I'm gonna fuck with your head Well you're absolutely right” showcase a cunning and provocative personality that aligns perfectly with the house of the serpent.
Your movie
Your song
Jealousy, Jealousy - Olivia Rodrigo
Ana’s digital presence perfectly mirrors the angst-ridden, chronically online energy of teenage life, oscillating between social media obsession and emotional exhaustion. She frequently expresses how the platform affects her mental state, tweeting, “tudo esta me consumindo é ansiedade é depressão” and “os pensamentos estão me consumindo”. The song’s focus on comparison and the 'paper-thin' nature of online life fits her bio, where she claims “#ihatemybf”, and her habit of getting into “'brigas' infinitas na tml”. With interests ranging from K-pop to Amor Doce, her feed is a chaotic mix of fandom passion and the desire to be someone else, like when she asks, “1 like eu aliso meu cabelo”. Ultimately, the track captures the 16-year-old experience of feeling everything at once while being tired of the very apps she can't stop using.
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